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FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE -
01-10-2009, 03:41 AM
Feminism has all but destroyed marriage. Next to homosexuality, it's the second biggest threat!
In the olden days, women KNEW where they belonged in the grand scheme of things, and that was beneath (not beside) their husbands!
However, liberalism, feminism, atheism and a bunch of other 'isms' have led to a sense of 'equality' between the genders. This is outrageous!
GOD created MAN, and then plucked a rib from his side to create woman. (This is why men have one less rib than women, but that doesn't mean that women are special.)
Do you know what this means? It means that women belong to men!
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. -Genesis 3:16
And because Eve was dumb enough to listen to a talking snake, she caused all women throughout time to have pain when giving birth, and they all deserve it because none of them are decent!
Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.-Proverbs 31:10
So, Christian Brothers, I would like to offer you some GODly suggestions on how to make sure YOUR women never become like today's whoring feminists! This works for daughters, wives, nieces, or even other people's womenfolk!
1. Never put a woman in charge of anything! She will just mess it up! This is confirmed in Isaiah 3:12...
As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, they which lead thee cause thee to err, and destroy the way of thy paths.
2. Women are disgusting and gross and have cooties, so saith the LORD your GOD! This is especially true when she is having her time of the month, and you must know how to handle this putrid exhibition of smelly female fluids! Do not let her touch anything in your house. Send her away immediately to a shed that you have prepared for that has a bucket to squat over, or send her away to "The Monthly Visitor" inn.
Leviticus 15:20 explains clearly...
And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.
See right there? The germs will crawl off her leaking body and infest your expensive furniture! Kick her out of the house and don't let her come back for seven days after her issue! (see verse 28).
3. Childbirth is a woman's duty, end of argument. However, it is your GODly duty to see to it that it is done the way GOD commanded, and that it hurts. DO NOT ALLOW YOUR WIFE TO BE GIVEN PAIN KILLER! GOD WANTS HER TO SUFFER FOR WHAT EVE DID 6,000 YEARS AGO!
From Leviticus chapter 12...
[12:2] Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If a woman have conceived seed, and born a man child: then she shall be unclean seven days; according to the days of the separation for her infirmity shall she be unclean.
[12:3] And in the eighth day the flesh of his foreskin shall be circumcised.(Make sure they take as much off as possible, so that hardening of the tallywacker is very tight and painful, thereby ensuring sexual activity is kept to a minimum throughout his GODly life.)
[12:4] And she shall then continue in the blood of her purifying three and thirty days; she shall touch no hallowed thing, nor come into the sanctuary, until the days of her purifying be fulfilled.(Keep her from following you to church! You might have to lock her in the shed if she's not at "The Monthly Visitor.")
[12:5] But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days.(Notice that the period of uncleanliness is shorter for a male child than a dirty she-child.)
If your wife or one of your daughters are expecting children, you will want to remind them how painful and horrifying the experience is going to be, all because they were unfortunately born a member of the weaker sex that spat in the face of GOD and betrayed all humans into the arms of Lucifer. My father used to punch my mother in her bloated gut when she was pregnant with me, just to make sure she wasn't enjoying it and to toughen up his little boy before he was even born! PRAISE GOD!
4. Women are there for your needs and wants. This is NOT something True Christian husbands should feel apologetic about it. It is our GOD given right to have women as our property, and it's time we act like it!
Paul simultaneously rebukes the homosexuals while explaining that the natural use of a woman is for sex in Romans 1:27
This is further suggested by the wording of the Ten Commandments, where we are instructed not to covet our neighbor's houses, THEN their wives, not the other way around. The only difference is you don't have a mortgage on your wife, you own her outright.
GOD also provides a way for us to make a little extra money off our daughters if we decide we don't want them anymore. (See Exodus Chapter 21 for details.)
5. Women are worth less than men in the eyes of our awesome GOD. He says so in Leviticus 27:
[27:3] And thy estimation shall be of the male from twenty years old even unto sixty years old, even thy estimation shall be fifty shekels of silver, after the shekel of the sanctuary.
[27:4] And if it be a female, then thy estimation shall be thirty shekels.
This presentation is by no means exhaustive or complete, but it should be an excellent reminder that we are not expected by GOD to treat women the way we do men, and that they are clearly beneath us.
Print this off and keep it handy. The next time your wife or daughter messes up, fetch this list and tell her why she is being punished. Cite the scripture as you punch, kick, slap and beat the devil out of her!
PRAISE GOD AND AMEN!
Last edited by Bob4God; 05-07-2009 at 01:42 PM.
Reason: Fixed spelling mistake induced by saboteur demons.
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Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE -
01-17-2009, 02:47 AM
Ever heard of emma goldman? she is my hero.
Whats wrong with people being equal? a man is equal to a woman in every sense. What is wrong with forgiveness. What is wrong with equailty. What is wrong with caring for oneanother. what is wrong with excepting your a piece of worthless dirt for even thinking about another homo-sapien.
(ever wonder why were called homo sapiens? Because its ok to feel as you feel)
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Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE -
01-17-2009, 02:58 AM
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Ever heard of emma goldman? she is my hero.
Whats wrong with people being equal? a man is equal to a woman in every sense. What is wrong with forgiveness. What is wrong with equailty. What is wrong with caring for oneanother. what is wrong with excepting your a piece of worthless dirt for even thinking about another homo-sapien.
(ever wonder why were called homo sapiens? Because its ok to feel as you feel)
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I sure have heard of that Anarchist Joo Whore, Emma Goldman.May I sugest a better Joo superhero, his name is Jesus.Praise Him.
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Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE -
01-17-2009, 05:51 AM
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I sure have heard of that Anarchist Joo Whore, Emma Goldman.May I sugest a better Joo superhero, his name is Jesus.Praise Him.
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Ditto!
Women are the inferior gender nearly every book of the Bible confirms that.
Gen 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
I think that just about says it all.
Bob what you wrote should be in every handout sheet in every marriage counselor's office.
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Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE -
01-17-2009, 10:42 PM
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Women are the inferior gender nearly every book of the Bible confirms that.
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ever think of the fact that you can think on your own accord? and not just listen to the bible, maybe do what you think is right, not just what the bible says?
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Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE -
01-19-2009, 06:57 AM
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ever think of the fact that you can think on your own accord? and not just listen to the bible, maybe do what you think is right, not just what the bible says?
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Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE -
01-19-2009, 07:17 AM
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ever think of the fact that you can think on your own accord? and not just listen to the bible, maybe do what you think is right, not just what the bible says?
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Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE -
01-21-2009, 02:30 AM
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(ever wonder why were called homo sapiens? Because its ok to feel as you feel)
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OK, monkey boy, I thought I would address this statement.
Homo Sapiens means 'thinking man' or 'wise man', not 'feeling man'. Where did you read that one, on the stall of an airport men's room?
Humans are the only species with the intellect to comprehend the concept of a higher power. That's what makes us wise. You're not a homo sapiens just because you can deny God. That just makes you an animal.
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Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE -
05-06-2009, 05:23 PM
are y'all serious? did God not say to treat others how you would like to be treated? would you like to be "Sent to a shed" if you were a woman and it was your time of the month? i mean yeah its gross but its life and that's pretty mean to say towards your wife considering you are supposed to love and cherish each other.
i read about this forum on another Forum i visit and wanted to check it out and read this and i just wanted to say that
I'm also a christian male, but i do not think that God wants you to think this way towards your wife.
also there's really no need to ban me for stating my opinion as i saw you did to some others.
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Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE -
05-07-2009, 01:54 AM
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are y'all serious? did God not say to treat others how you would like to be treated? would you like to be "Sent to a shed" if you were a woman and it was your time of the month? i mean yeah its gross but its life and that's pretty mean to say towards your wife considering you are supposed to love and cherish each other.
i read about this forum on another Forum i visit and wanted to check it out and read this and i just wanted to say that
I'm also a christian male, but i do not think that God wants you to think this way towards your wife.
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also there's really no need to ban me for stating my opinion as i saw you did to some others.
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For the record, we have never banned anyone for stating their opinion. You were banned for posting gay porn in another thread.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE -
06-24-2009, 09:04 AM
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are y'all serious? did God not say to treat others how you would like to be treated? would you like to be "Sent to a shed" if you were a woman and it was your time of the month? i mean yeah its gross but its life and that's pretty mean to say towards your wife considering you are supposed to love and cherish each other.
i read about this forum on another Forum i visit and wanted to check it out and read this and i just wanted to say that
I'm also a christian male, but i do not think that God wants you to think this way towards your wife.
also there's really no need to ban me for stating my opinion as i saw you did to some others.
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I have to agree, I love my wife and I view her as my equal. That dose not mean that if an intruder broke into my house that I would expect her to deal with them, It just means that I would never in my life send her to a shed because she was on her period. What is wrong with you people? I have some contacts that I think you might need. There for a mental ward.
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Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE -
06-24-2009, 09:25 AM
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I have to agree, I love my wife and I view her as my equal. That dose not mean that if an intruder broke into my house that I would expect her to deal with them, It just means that I would never in my life send her to a shed because she was on her period. What is wrong with you people? I have some contacts that I think you might need. There for a mental ward.
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The question is: What is wrong with you? Sister Jenny has created a great hotel for women at their time of the month. She is simply following Biblical commandments...
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Leviticus 15:19-23:
19And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
20And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.
21And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
22And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. 23And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even.
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Why do you feel it is okay for you to disregard the Word of God? Why do you feel that your wife should taint your household with uncleanliness?
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Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE -
06-24-2009, 12:37 PM
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I have to agree, I love my wife and I view her as my equal.
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Could you show me even one verse in the Holy Bible that says women are men's equal?
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That dose not mean that if an intruder broke into my house that I would expect her to deal with them,
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Thanks for reopening old wounds...
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE -
06-24-2009, 03:51 PM
Every time I see this thread, I think of the nails used on the cross. I can account for four of them, where was the fifth one nailed?
And a cross would certainly keep the Missus in place. Many a night I have considered it but then I got hungry for some bacon and gravy.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE -
06-26-2009, 10:36 AM
I agree with all of the points made, but I wonder why should a man go to the trouble of printing out these points and quoting scripture while administering a beating, as if a man needs a reason or to explain himself to a lowly piece of property. Does a man apologize to his food before consuming? Should a man have to convince his wife that she only exists to serve him and procreate? I say no!! A beating at the hand of a man should be counted as a blessing by any woman.
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Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE -
06-12-2009, 11:06 PM
Women are equal to men, and should not be punished in any way shape or form, i have great trouble with this faith when all i see is hate within itself, there is no love, repect, our god is not loving. Men are in no way superior, just look at the world, we are the ones bringing it down and destroying it, you may argue that if every one of us a brother of christ things would be different, but that is not true, are women would be unhappy with their 'sacred' life, and never get to truly enjoy the free will god gave them, but the will of man....
women belong at the side of man, there is no superiority, same goes for feminism, they are not better than men.
wake the piffle up and alow your loved ones chance to enjoy their life. because for every post i see that someone is being made to suffer for no legitimate / proven reason, it makes me sad.
i am no 'troll' i am not here to argue. i just need to express myself.
i am no heathen, i am no athiest/wiccan.
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Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE -
06-12-2009, 11:08 PM
VULKAN, you have done so and you are completely wrong. Bye now.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE -
06-12-2009, 11:10 PM
I have done so? what on earth do you mean? what does this relate to?
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Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE -
06-12-2009, 11:12 PM
Oh Lord, another one got off the 'Little Bus' at the wrong stop!
You:
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i am no 'troll' i am not here to argue. i just need to express myself.
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VULKAN, you have done so and you are completely wrong. Bye now.
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You (confirming you lie and are clueless):
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I have done so? what on earth do you mean? what does this relate to?
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Did I move too fast for you?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE -
06-12-2009, 11:15 PM
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Oh Lord, another one got off the 'Little Bus' at the wrong stop!
You:
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You (confirming you lie and are clueless):
Did I move too fast for you?
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thank you for the explanation...
how am i completely wrong? surely this is wrong in YOUR opinion, which is not fact.....
I suppose i made a fudgey of my last post by thinking there was something more to yours. but it turns out i was wrong and it was a simple and ignorant as i 1st read!
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