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Scientists Claim Smelling Farts Cures cancer -
10-21-2014, 03:37 AM
Everytime I think I've heard it all from the secular scientifical monkey worshipers, I get surprised all over again. THIS latest story out of Godless England says that smelling farts will cure cancer.
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Scientists Say Smelling Farts Prevents Cancer
"Although hydrogen sulfide gas"—produced when bacteria breaks down food—"is well known as a pungent, foul-smelling gas in rotten eggs and flatulence, it is naturally produced in the body and could in fact be a healthcare hero with significant implications for future therapies for a variety of diseases," Dr. Mark Wood said in a university release.
Although the stinky gas can be noxious in large doses, scientists believe that a whiff here and there has the power to reduce risks of cancer, strokes, heart attacks, arthritis, and dementia by preserving mitochondria.
Researchers are even coming up with their own compound to emulate the smell's health benefits.
"We have exploited this natural process by making a compound, called AP39, which slowly delivers very small amounts of this gas specifically to the mitochondria," Professor Matt Whiteman, of the University of Exeter Medical School said. "Our results indicate that if stressed cells are treated with AP39, mitochondria are protected and cells stay alive."
So instead of getting upset the next time you catch a whiff... be thankful.
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The only known cure for cancer, eboola, the AIDS, or any other disease is JESUS!
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Scientists Claim Smelling Farts Cures cancer -
10-21-2014, 04:49 AM
Seriously? Synthesized fart perfume? What a bunch of preverts.
Why can't they use their expertise on something worthwhile, such as finding Noah's Ark, or looking for the Garden of Eden?
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Re: Scientists Claim Smelling Farts Cures cancer -
10-21-2014, 07:41 AM
It's just another lie to get the gullible Brits closer to bottoms and even further from Jesus.
Job 13:4
But ye are forgers of lies, ye are all physicians of no value.
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Re: Scientists Claim Smelling Farts Cures cancer -
10-21-2014, 07:23 PM
I've been smelling my own farts for years and I don't have cancer, yet.
Hopefully my own farts will do.
Things are going to get worse before they get better.
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Re: Scientists Claim Smelling Farts Cures cancer -
10-22-2014, 12:08 AM
This is just another excuse for gays to sniff each others behind all the time.
I am certain the idiot who wrote about this also designed this:
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Re: Scientists Claim Smelling Farts Cures cancer -
10-28-2014, 12:52 PM
Stupid scientists
Imagine, a customer came into my office when i smelling my own fart... He'll probably think that i'm crazy...
Jeremiah 33:6 Behold, I will bring it health and cure, and I will cure them, and will reveal unto them the abundance of peace and truth.
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Re: Scientists Claim Smelling Farts Cures cancer -
10-28-2014, 08:47 PM
Rectal gas is the Devil cooking a pot of brimstone stew. Only queers and joos would like that.
Every person I knew that God gave the cancer to deserved it. The false Christians that think it can be 'cured' with secular 'science is pure hokum. That is why women loose their bosoms and their hair. They are not fooling anyone, God makes sure everyone knows, they are no longer real people. Just worthless souls waiting for the short bus to Hell!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Scientists Claim Smelling Farts Cures cancer -
11-01-2014, 11:42 PM
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Everytime I think I've heard it all from the secular scientifical monkey worshipers, I get surprised all over again. THIS latest story out of Godless England says that smelling farts will cure cancer.
The only known cure for cancer, eboola, the AIDS, or any other disease is JESUS!
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Just for the record, the article doesnt say its a cure. And there are many gross things that can be used for something youd never guess. Like whale vomit in most high end perfume. Just because you dont understand the science behind it doesnt mean it isnt real. Dont get me wrong, I hate doctors, all just in it for the cash now. I am more of a preventative nutrition kind a guy.
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Re: Scientists Claim Smelling Farts Cures cancer -
11-02-2014, 12:08 AM
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...Dont get me wrong, I hate doctors, all just in it for the cash now. I am more of a preventative nutrition kind a guy.
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So you feel perfectly justified ignoring centuries of science and research, based on your personal experience and feelings, while castigating others for doing the same thing?
You're awesome.
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Re: Scientists Claim Smelling Farts Cures cancer -
11-02-2014, 12:43 AM
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So you feel perfectly justified ignoring centuries of science and research, based on your personal experience and feelings, while castigating others for doing the same thing?
You're awesome.
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So wait let me get this straight. most doctors (im an american) get money for prescribibg drugs, of course some people need them but for most, they dont. Doctors have incentive to sell drugs, this makes for a dangerous combo, one we witness all the time (too many kids on riddlin, etc.) This is something I avoid by taking cre of myslef and NOT using ANY prescription drugs. This is my own view and personal feeling. I dont deny the science behind it, I simply think that drugs are too risky as we dont know the long term effects of a lot of things. So no you are not doing the same thing. And yes I AM Awesome!
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Re: Scientists Claim Smelling Farts Cures cancer -
11-02-2014, 01:02 AM
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This one is for you, pig:
Proverbs 26:12
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Re: Scientists Claim Smelling Farts Cures cancer -
11-02-2014, 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted by ZombycZar
So wait let me get this straight. most doctors (im an american) get money for prescribibg drugs, of course some people need them but for most, they dont. Doctors have incentive to sell drugs, this makes for a dangerous combo, one we witness all the time (too many kids on riddlin, etc.) This is something I avoid by taking cre of myslef and NOT using ANY prescription drugs. This is my own view and personal feeling.
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In other words, you --
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feel perfectly justified ignoring centuries of science and research, based on your personal experience and feelings, while castigating others for doing the same thing?
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Interesting. There is a word to describe this type of behavior; it's called hypocrisy.
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I dont deny the science behind it, I simply think that drugs are too risky as we dont know the long term effects of a lot of things.
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So, the 1-6 years of preclinical testing, plus 6-11 years of clinical trial and development, plus the 1/2-2 years of additional studies, plus 11-14 years of post-release surveillance is too short to discover side effects and such?
http://www.fdareview.org/approval_process.shtml
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So no you are not doing the same thing.
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Please note that neither Mr. Didymus nor I are members of this congregation. However, I agree with you that you are not doing the same thing as this congregation. Here, they have some sort of evidence - the Bible. You don't have any evidence except to your "personal feeling."
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
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Re: Scientists Claim Smelling Farts Cures cancer -
11-02-2014, 03:02 AM
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So, the 1-6 years of preclinical testing, plus 6-11 years of clinical trial and development, plus the 1/2-2 years of additional studies, plus 11-14 years of post-release surveillance is too short to discover side effects and such?
http://www.fdareview.org/approval_process.shtml
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That's not even close to long enough. A good long term study includes studying what happens after an earthly death, we Christians are in it for the long term, not just the few years on earth.
So, even though the process that leads zombyczar to his beliefs way too simplistic and wrong, his conclusions agree with ours, by ignoring scientists and instead choosing to eat right, i.e. following Jesus' rules about food (no bacon or shellfish) means you don't get sick; he thinks the same way a True Christian™ like us does, which shows God is pushing him towards the right path, the path to Heaven.
Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Re: Scientists Claim Smelling Farts Cures cancer -
11-02-2014, 02:56 AM
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So wait let me get this straight. most doctors (im an american) get money for prescribibg drugs, of course some people need them but for most, they dont. Doctors have incentive to sell drugs, this makes for a dangerous combo, one we witness all the time (too many kids on riddlin, etc.) This is something I avoid by taking cre of myslef and NOT using ANY prescription drugs. This is my own view and personal feeling. I dont deny the science behind it, I simply think that drugs are too risky as we dont know the long term effects of a lot of things. So no you are not doing the same thing. And yes I AM Awesome!
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Don't be silly. Your doctors follow the same mythology all you atheists do. All that evolution claptrap has been debunked many years ago. How sad that you believe in a myth. Maybe your ancestors hanged by their tales, but civilized people were created by an all-knowing and all-powerful God. If you deny the "evidence" collected by your ignorant, self-serving doctors, but subscribe to their mythology anyway, you're not only a fool but a hypocrite as well. If you believe the myth of evolution or the big bang theory, which is just that, a theory, or some other communist nonsense, then you subscribe to the ideas defecated from the very minds who actually believe these fairy-tales of "science." You're essentially walking around holding up your colostomy bag of ideas, refusing to acknowledge when it's in your own hand.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Scientists Claim Smelling Farts Cures cancer -
11-02-2014, 01:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Everytime I think I've heard it all from the secular scientifical monkey worshipers, I get surprised all over again. THIS latest story out of Godless England says that smelling farts will cure cancer.
The only known cure for cancer, eboola, the AIDS, or any other disease is JESUS!
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exactly. Jesus is the only cure for anything. All you have to do is trust in Jesus and pray according to his will to cure the disease you have. and smelling farts? what?? that's just crazy.
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