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Re: Hi There Buddy Jon Here! -
04-04-2013, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by FreeFromBrains
You Christers are so self righteous! Have you never lied or cheated?
If you have you will go to Hell as well.
Don't you even know that? We laugh at you.
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For once I agree with you.
Of course he is going to Hell: he is unsaved trash.
Only True Christians™ go to Heaven.
1st John 1:7 "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin."
Revelation 1:5 "And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood"
1st John 3:9 "Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God."
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Hi There Buddy Jon Here! -
04-04-2013, 12:54 PM
Hello Buddy Jon Harrison.
I can also trace my lineage back to the Mayflower there was a servant named Holbeck they said he died but he procreated en route with a woman who was not his wife it is a long story but here I am.
You can put Holbeck and Mayflower in the Google machine and you will see part of the story.
I put Jon and Mayflower in the Google machine and I did not find anything. Maybe your relatives took another boat.
Thank you.
Rusty
Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.
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Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
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Posts: 366
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Blewbury
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Re: Hi There Buddy Jon Here! -
04-04-2013, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
For once I agree with you.
Of course he is going to Hell: he is unsaved trash.
Only True Christians™ go to Heaven.
1st John 1:7 "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin."
Revelation 1:5 "And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood"
1st John 3:9 "Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God."
YIC
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Rubbish.
God loves every one, not just a select few. I beleive in an inclusive God who is gentle and compassionate to all who are good decent people.
Does it make sense that God designs perfect system that is not perfect?
ThinksDesign
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Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
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Re: Hi There Buddy Jon Here! -
04-04-2013, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Thinks Design
Rubbish.
God loves every one, not just a select few. I beleive in an inclusive God who is gentle and compassionate to all who are good decent people.
Does it make sense that God designs perfect system that is not perfect?
ThinksDesign
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Put up or shut up, fool. Where in the Bible does it say God loves everyone?
What you are doing is creating the God that you want to believe in so that all those times you have unpouched your stinking desicated virgina for some drunken slob so he can waste his grubby, AIDS ridden sexcrement into your dried up, dusty cloacal trench won't mean that you end up in Hell.
Try reading the Bible rather than making up things YOU want to beleive in
Being a True Christian™ is not easy: you are simply taking the easy route.
Did Jesus take the easy route?
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Unsaved trash, teenaged fool
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Posts: 389
Join Date: May 2012
Location: In bed with my fag boyfriend
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Re: Hi There Buddy Jon Here! -
04-04-2013, 01:14 PM
Take note, Buddy.
Two people who both seem to self identify as Christians can't agree on whose idea of God is correct.
Aside from the fact they are both a pair of wankers they show just how arbitrary and nonsensical it is to beleive in a supernatural entity for which there is no empirical evidence.
One blindly believes what a Bronze Age myth tells him and one beleive in what her feeling tell her, apparently.
Idiots.
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Posts: 29,835
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: Hi There Buddy Jon Here! -
04-04-2013, 01:17 PM
Welcome Jon.
I do not understand here you get off espounding so much hate. Instead, why not follow Gods Perfect Guidance as written in the KJV. You can never be wrong if you follow the Lead of Jesus.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Hi There Buddy Jon Here! -
04-04-2013, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Buddy Jon Harrison
The passage depicts that all enemies of God will be punished by death and their spawn killed.
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Oh PRAISE JESUS!
Nothing shows the Love and Mercy of the Father like His Perfect Justice!
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Welcome, Buddy, to our friendly forums.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Location: Gargling Gulch, Texas
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Re: Hi There Buddy Jon Here! -
04-05-2013, 03:16 AM
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Originally Posted by FreeFromBrains
You Christers are so self righteous! Have you never lied or cheated?
If you have you will go to Hell as well.
Don't you even know that? We laugh at you.
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Damn, I can smell you all the way through my wireless Internet. Who let this trash on the site?
XOXOXOXO
Bertha V.
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Family Man of the Year 2010-2013 About as Straight and Manly as you can get Hates anal sex. And trees.
True Christian™
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Posts: 8,323
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Protecting my children from homosexuals
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Re: Hi There Buddy Jon Here! -
04-05-2013, 03:21 AM
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Originally Posted by FreeFromBrains
Take note, Buddy.
Two people who both seem to self identify as Christians can't agree on whose idea of God is correct.
Aside from the fact they are both a pair of wankers they show just how arbitrary and nonsensical it is to beleive in a supernatural entity for which there is no empirical evidence.
One blindly believes what a Bronze Age myth tells him and one beleive in what her feeling tell her, apparently.
Idiots.
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It is hard enough to lead unsaved trash to Jesus without you bringing up anal sex all the time. Change the subject or be moderated.
The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: In the fold of Saved Souls.
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Re: Hi There Buddy Jon Here! -
04-05-2013, 11:50 PM
Hmmm, Jesus our glorious saviour has bestowed gifts upon me.
I am like Joseph but without the wonderful coat of many colors.
And right now I see visions! I see visions Buddy Jon! Visions of arrogance and long drawn out introductions! Terrible visions!
I shall pray for you.
YIC,
Jon (short for Jonathan.)
I Samuel 20:4
"Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?
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True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
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Posts: 653
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Freehold, Iowa, God's Nation!
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Re: Hi There Buddy Jon Here! -
04-06-2013, 12:17 AM
So much hate, so sad, please capitalize Jesus and God instead of (Lord forgive me) jesus and god. They deserve it.
Jon, are you married? How many children do you have?
YIC,
Mary Thompson.
Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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