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Default Salam alejkum - 10-04-2010, 11:01 AM

Jesus is my lord and saviour

i shall give a simple Jesus fact and i want your reply:


Jesus from Nazareth- was a JEW



anyways, i am honored to be here to tell you that
i am muslim and i pray to Alah
i shall pray for you also
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Default Re: Salam alejkum - 10-04-2010, 11:08 AM

Simply put Sir, your eternal soul is damned to the pits of hell if you fail to accept Jesus as your Savior. You may rant all you want but this is the simple truth as revealed in His Word in The Bible, KJV1611.

As far as Jesus being Jewish is concerned, as He is God and as His Father was God and as God is without race, I think you will have to admit your error.

Your lack of thought is typical of the Middle Eastern goatherding peasants who stubbornly cling to ancient folktales without question.





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Default Re: Salam alejkum - 10-04-2010, 11:17 AM

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As far as Jesus being Jewish is concerned, as He is God and as His Father was God and as God is without race, I think you will have to admit your error.

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You are JEW by your mothers side (not fathers as you try to reffer) and virgin Mary was... guess guess!!!! A JEW!

2. God that you call "GOD" is Hebrew God, therfore A JEWish god

Nice try
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Default Re: Salam alejkum - 10-04-2010, 11:30 AM

1.) Jesus is NOT a Jew.

2.) If you were indeed Muslim, you would at least spell Allah correctly. Nice try, troll.



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Default Re: Salam alejkum - 10-04-2010, 11:34 AM

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i shall give a simple Jesus fact and i want your reply:


Jesus from Nazareth- was a JEW



anyways, i am honored to be here to tell you that
i am muslim and i pray to Alah
i shall pray for you also
Where are your Quran quotes to back that up. So how many times a day do you pray.


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Default Re: Salam alejkum - 10-04-2010, 11:36 AM

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1.) Jesus is NOT a Jew.

2.) If you were indeed Muslim, you would at least spell Allah correctly. Nice try, troll.
1.) Your word against mine.


2.) i am from Turkey, and we spell "Alah"


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Default Re: Salam alejkum - 10-04-2010, 11:46 AM

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Where are your Quran quotes to back that up. So how many times a day do you pray.


Cover your face and speak when allowed.
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Default Re: Salam alejkum - 10-04-2010, 11:53 AM

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Dear Terrorist, we the men of Landover will speak to our females in that tone. You sir are unsaved trash, therefore Sister Lisa ranks heads above you. Why would you want Lisa to hide her face anyway, she is rather easy on the eyes.
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Default Re: Salam alejkum - 10-04-2010, 11:53 AM

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Cover your face and speak when allowed.
You are not following your Quran very well. Please show in the Quran were that is written.


Would you please be able to explain this

He said: That the slave−girl will give birth to her mistress and master, that you will find barefooted, destitute goat−herds vying with one another in the construction of magnificent buildings.

Also how many pebbles do you use.


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Default Re: Salam alejkum - 10-04-2010, 12:15 PM

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Dear Terrorist, we the men of Landover will speak to our females in that tone. You sir are unsaved trash, therefore Sister Lisa ranks heads above you. Why would you want Lisa to hide her face anyway, she is rather easy on the eyes.
Why do you Hate Jesus? Why do you hate Christians? Why do you hate females are you a Queer?
Brother James, he only speaks that way because his Allah god has made him weak. It is written in his Quran 4:28 Allah desires that He should make light your burdens, and man is created weak.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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2.) i am from Turkey, and we spell "Alah"
Do you really?


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Default Re: Salam alejkum - 10-04-2010, 12:32 PM

[QUOTE=James Dewitt;610233]Why would you want Lisa to hide her face anyway, she is rather easy on the eyes.
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I would reather see her REAL photo.

and if that is her real photo, why does she colour her hair?
why is she using make-up?
dress as a slut?

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Why would you want Lisa to hide her face anyway, she is rather easy on the eyes.
I would reather see her REAL photo.

and if that is her real photo, why does she colour her hair?
why is she using make-up?
dress as a slut?

nice members you have here!
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Who are you to question me?
It is obvious that looking nice for the Lord is something you are unable to do.

Lets see, you have not answered my questions. Is it to hard for you.

You better be careful of not following Allah correctly.

Quran 4:50. See how they forge the lie against Allah, and this is sufficient as a manifest sin.


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Default Re: Salam alejkum - 10-04-2010, 12:46 PM

just for info.

I am not talking, answering questions to ANY landover woman, unless her husband or pastor gives me blessing.


where is location of your church anyways?
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just for info.

I am not talking, answering questions to ANY landover woman, unless her husband or pastor gives me blessing.
As a senior pastor, I require you to answer Sister Lisa's questions.

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where is location of your church anyways?
Freehold, Iowa.


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Default Re: Salam alejkum - 10-04-2010, 01:10 PM

We are all waiting for you answers.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: Salam alejkum - 10-04-2010, 03:21 PM

Why are you so angry, muslim? Did they stone your 4 Year old Wife?
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Default Re: Salam alejkum - 10-05-2010, 09:13 PM

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You are JEW by your mothers side (not fathers as you try to reffer) and virgin Mary was... guess guess!!!! A JEW!
Under Jewish law. God is not subject to Jewish law. He created it.

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2. God that you call "GOD" is Hebrew God, therfore A JEWish god

Nice try
According to MooHamHead, the Muslim "prophet", Allah and God are one and the same. So, if God is "A JEWish god", Muslims (the real ones, not the fake ones like you) are worshiping a JEWish god.

Anyone who'd actually read the Qur'an (or even parts of it) would know that.

Perhaps the Department of Faith should determine where you really live, eh? It ain't Turkey.


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Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Default Re: Salam alejkum - 10-06-2010, 03:54 PM

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Jesus is my lord and saviour

i shall give a simple Jesus fact and i want your reply:


Jesus from Nazareth- was a JEW



anyways, i am honored to be here to tell you that
i am muslim and i pray to Alah
i shall pray for you also
Why is that you terrorist mudslimes want to go to hell so bad? Do you like the feeling of your skin being burned? Do you like the smell of brimstone?

Psalm 11:6 "Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup."

Or is it that you are not intelligent enough to realize that you are being deceived by satan? It is really stupid of you to come here and mock christians when God is on their side.
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Default Re: Salam alejkum - 10-06-2010, 05:55 PM

WHAT DID I DO TODAY?


i b.u.r.n.e.d 10 copyes of KJV1611

i was never-ever happier in my life.

Alah will reward me for this with one virgin more
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