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Re: Despicable Advertising Slogans -
09-12-2008, 04:04 PM
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And I demand that you cease rifling through your daughtre's belongings and peeping in people's windows.
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I'll stop my Godly vigilance the day my daughter stops being a shameless hussy for her husband of ten years and my neighbors stop sinning in the privacy of their own homes.
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Sorry, Brother Hatchet.
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Re: Despicable Advertising Slogans -
09-12-2008, 04:16 PM
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I'll stop my Godly vigilance the day my daughter stops being a shameless hussy for her husband of ten years and my neighbors stop sinning in the privacy of their own homes.
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How can she be a shameless hussy if they've been married for ten years?
And unless your neighbors invite you to participate, what goes on in their bedrooms is none of your business. That's what really galls you, isn't it? Your daughter and your neighbors all enjoy healthy sex lives, and you're on the outside looking in, both literally and figuratively.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: Despicable Advertising Slogans -
09-12-2008, 06:27 PM
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How can she be a shameless hussy if they've been married for ten years?
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They use birth control and have marital relations for pleasure, retard.
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And unless your neighbors invite you to participate, what goes on in their bedrooms is none of your business. That's what really galls you, isn't it? Your daughter and your neighbors all enjoy healthy sex lives, and you're on the outside looking in, both literally and figuratively.
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Do you know how much tail I got in my youth? All of the ladies wanted a piece of the Hatchman©. I was like a rock star before I settled down and gave my heart to Jesus. You're probably fantasizing about me wearing spandex and playing an electric guitar right now, aren't you, harlot? You make me sick.
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Re: Despicable Advertising Slogans -
09-12-2008, 06:30 PM
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You're probably fantasizing about me wearing spandex and playing an electric guitar right now, aren't you, harlot?
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I am
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Re: Despicable Advertising Slogans -
09-13-2008, 02:28 AM
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They use birth control and have marital relations for pleasure, retard.
They have every right to do so.
Do you know how much tail I got in my youth? All of the ladies wanted a piece of the Hatchman©. I was like a rock star before I settled down and gave my heart to Jesus. You're probably fantasizing about me wearing spandex and playing an electric guitar right now, aren't you, harlot? You make me sick.
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Ew. Just ew.
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Re: Despicable Advertising Slogans -
09-16-2008, 10:28 AM
At the risk of returning us to the original topic, I think the Oscar Mayer people have been promoting the homosexual agenda for years. Remember "My boloney has a first name"? That is so disgusting. It was even on the radio, too, during "Your Story Hour with Aunt Sue and Uncle Dan" no less!
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: Despicable Advertising Slogans -
09-16-2008, 02:20 PM
Also, said "bologna" looks like an asshole (Forgive me, Jesus)
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09-16-2008, 05:45 PM
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Also, said "bologna" looks like an asshole (Forgive me, Jesus)
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One that has been stretched out from years of abuse. Truly horrifying!
Also, if you fold the slices of Bologna in the right way, a graphic representation of "lady parts" can be created. Disgusting!
I suggest we all boycott all round and sliced luncheon meats to be on the safe side!
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09-16-2008, 08:10 PM
Rice A Roni
"The San Francisco Treat"
No "treat" that I want comes from the land of gays. I think they are referring to AIDs as the San Francisco treat! Disgusting!
Brim Decaffeinated Coffee
"Fill it to the rim with Brim"
Despicable! Clearly referring to the homosexual "rimjob" that I have been hearing rumors about!
Nothing should be filled to the rim, its risky and stupid. Unless its Jesus filling us True Christians ™ to the rim with His warm love!
Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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09-17-2008, 02:18 AM
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09-17-2008, 03:55 AM
I've always been outraged by the eurotrash vacuum cleaner company "Electrolux" for their age old obscene ad slogan. It gives housewives ideas.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Despicable Advertising Slogans -
09-17-2008, 01:16 PM
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I've always been outraged by the eurotrash vacuum cleaner company "Electrolux" for their age old obscene ad slogan. It gives housewives ideas.
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Their husbands might like those ideas.
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Re: Despicable Advertising Slogans -
09-17-2008, 01:18 PM
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Their husbands might like those ideas.
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A Husband wants a clean rug to come home to. We don't need to encourage perversion amoungst the women.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Despicable Advertising Slogans -
09-17-2008, 04:15 PM
I was at young Ms. Pattersons apartment three days ago after the service and her mother was watching a sports event on the television(her mother is an Unsaved piece of trailer trash) and I noticed a commercial for something called "Gatoraids" and there were several black guys covered in multicolored glowing sweat. It was glistening on their semi nude bodies like it would after a summer shower.
Naturally I was offended and I immediately interrupted the private Bible lesson to chastise this woman for watching interracial homosexual propaganda. I made sure to mention the fact that this product apparently increases gay urges and causes glowing sweat as a side effect. She was incredulous and I left in a terrible condition, sweaty and overheated.
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