[Matt]

PRAISE BE! Emmie Lou and I were stuck in digging around in our closet last week when we came upon a camera with undeveloped film in it. After the pictures were developed we saw one of our dog's butt that looked remarkably like our Savior! See for yourself:



The pooch doesn't look like that anymore because he rubs his butt all over the carpet pretty much all the time.

I was wondering how much we could get for him if we removed the stuck on poop and brushed it to look like that again.

[Talitha]

Oh dearie me!!!

[Petal]

Originally Posted by Mr.Matt

The pooch doesn't look like that anymore because he rubs his butt all over the carpet pretty much all the time.

Mr.Matt, i real sorrys to hears that your doggie done rubbeds his poop-butts all over lord Jesus's bootiful image, that he possesseds by a demon of scoot-scoot-scootin

I was wondering how much we could get for him if we removed the stuck on poop and brushed it to look like that again.

i shore there be lots an lots of catlicks who would lurve to buys your doggie, they would puts your doggie on a pedstill an worship his butthole all day longs. or maybee you not sell your doggie, just keep him at home an charge a liddle butt-viewin fee, them catlicks would pay hunnerds an thousinds an millons of dollars to see lord Jesus defileds an blasfeemed. but you prolly get more moneys if it were a pickture of the vergin Mary on your doggie's butt so maybee you could trys to bleach lord Jesus's beard aways?

an then you gives 10% of the proceeds to our bootiful church an 5% to me, cuz i thawt of the idea firsteds, it were me it be my innerlecktual propertys