Rome was THE place to be today as
two Popes were canonized under the watchful eye of two Popes, one of who will certainly make Saint in record speed.
Millions of faithful congregating for an historic moment the likes of which may never be seen again, and how can God be anything but ecstatic as his various past and present spokesmen here on earth show the world the true value of living a simple, humble and worthy life dedicated to Him!
Meanwhile, the Freehold dogcatcher got a new box of ammo from Pastor Zeke and shot himself in the foot because he was wearing Hush Puppies without a license.
Bless you, my beatification challenged cultists,
Father Mo
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