[Enobarbus]

Originally Posted by Shallow-izer

Cept I am 20% black.

^___^

I can't be racist agaist those of my own race.

I'm also 40% Romanian, and my geneology streatches back to the Goths that invaded Rome.

So I'm a literal, Goth Vampire.

I'm also 20% Native. So South America is actually MY land. Finally, I'm 20 % middle eastern, with folks on my Mother's Father's side being immigrants from India, originally from Iran.

But this is all semantics. I was born in Canada, and therefore, am Canadian.

Says so in my passport and birth certificate.

If you mean the Christian racist thing.

I AM better then you.

Just compare both of our uses of English for the comparison of my obvious linguistic superiority.

Praise Me!

I'm right again.

No, it's not semantics at all. It's fact.

That you are Canadian is your nationality, not your race or ethnicity. Try not to confuse the two.

There is no such thing as a literal Goth Vampire. Vampires are real.

Your English is worse than Sister Lateefah's. She makes much more sense than you do.

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Enobarbus

BTW, there are no "vestigal" organs. It's now known that the appendix has many uses and the whole concept and definition is fraught with flawed logic and woolly thinking. In fact the concept of vestigal organ is based on the presumption of evolution to start with.

Here is an article about it if you are interested. There are many more like this:

http://www.answersingenesis.org/home..._Vestigial.pdf

If you want the unvarnished Truth© CJT then you must read the KJV1611. That is all you need to learn about those matters of real importance. In particular the fate of your Aeternal soul. Don't let the foolishness of mere men lead you away from the Truth©.

It never ceases to amaze me how people like you will take the foolish theories of mere men over the Truths spoken by Almighty God.

Answers in Genesis!?

ROFL!

You call THAT a source!?

They're about as credible about science as Carrot Top is funny!

Here's a list of the Top 10 Useless Limbs (and Other Vestigial Organs)

As counted off by LiveScience.com.

^_________^

I hope you become educated.

[Enobarbus]

Originally Posted by Shallow-izer

Answers in Genesis!?

ROFL!

You call THAT a source!?

They're about as credible about science as Carrot Top is funny!

Here's a list of the Top 10 Useless Limbs (and Other Vestigial Organs)

As counted off by LiveScience.com.

^_________^

I hope you become educated.

You call live science and Darwin's books a source?

The only trustworthy source is the KJV1611. That is the inspired, inerrant, and infallible Word of Almighty God.

Irrespective of how clever someone may be in terms of worldly wisdom, if what they say contradicts the Word of God, they are wrong.

The Word of Almighty God says that He created us. That is what happened. Truth cannot contradict Truth, so evolution is wrong.

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Enobarbus

No, it's not semantics at all. It's fact.

That you are Canadian is your nationality, not your race or ethnicity. Try not to confuse the two.

There is no such thing as a literal Goth Vampire. Vampires are real.

Your English is worse than Sister Lateefah's. She makes much more sense than you do.

Oh, wow, 3 typos. I'm SO ashamed.

Atleast I'm not stupid enough to type with an accent.

And actually, my race is human.

My ethnicity I renounced, deciding instead to form my own culture around my likes and preferences, and have dubed this "Shalism." All the other cultures that made up what I'm supposed to be aren't worthy of my time, as they would restrict what I want to do, not so in Shalism, where I'm allowed to do as I wish (within the laws, of course.)

I've spread this to my friends, and they've taken to it like a bird to the sky.

As for my superiority.....

I'm able to think for myself, and am given the freedom to explore all the answeres and theories I want.

Where as you have to refer to a book that's been revised (and therefore changed) that's over 400 years old that teaches such ideas as being superior, just because of birth and privilage, instead of actually doing something to make them superior.



But I understand.

God is your great and powerful imaginary friend, and you want to hold onto him for a bit longer.

But one day you're going to have to grow up, and enter the real world, where things aren't so nicely arranged in chapters, like in your, oh so precious fantasy book, the Bible.

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Enobarbus

You call live science and Darwin's books a source?

Ofcourse, since they're subjecy to peer review, and have been proven accurate, as per the scientific process.

The only trustworthy source is the KJV1611. That is the inspired, inerrant, and infallible Word of Almighty God.

Which is flawed because there is no "god."

I mean, Pi is 3? You call THAT infallable?

If the bible is such a source of scientific fact, what does it say about molecular biology?

Or nucular fission?

Or blackholes?

Irrespective of how clever someone may be in terms of worldly wisdom, if what they say contradicts the Word of God, they are wrong.

Or the word of "god" is wrong.

The Word of Almighty God says that He created us. That is what happened. Truth cannot contradict Truth, so evolution is wrong.

Truth cannot contradict Truth, so the Bible is wrong.

I know.

Why would "god" create the world, then leave behind evidence that goes against his word?

I thought he was "perfect."

Was that definition changed while I wasn't looking?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Shallow-izer

I know.

You know nothing because you reject Christ. Actually you know less than nothing.


Why would "god" create the world, then leave behind evidence that goes against his word?

To leave stumbling blocks and to trick empty-headed fools like you.

God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned.--2 Thessalonians 2:11-12


I thought he was "perfect."

He is. You get one point.

Was that definition changed while I wasn't looking?

You haven't been looking at all. God never changes. You monkey worshipers work hard to alter your "facts" to make them fit with your latest crazy theories.

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

You haven't been looking at all. God never changes. You monkey worshipers work hard to alter your "facts" to make them fit with your latest crazy theories.

Rejecting Christ is probably the most intelligent thing anyone can do. As soon as they get that foolish martyr out of public thought the better.

He and his sadistic father can go back into the closet of human mistakes where they belong.

Sounds like an easy answer if you ask me. A pre-emptive measure to undermine the work of future theologins and scholars.

Good, cause in that one fact, I can say this.

God is the perfect example of the weakness of the human mind.

[Betty Lambskin]

Originally Posted by Shallow-izer

I'm able to think for myself, and am given the freedom to explore all the answeres and theories I want.

.

P.S. Your "freedom" is not free. It was paid for with Christ's sweet, hot, dripping blood, then lathered over with a layer of red froth from a stab wound that drained his fluid-filled lungs. But, really, I'm sure my slowly dying, choking, sputtering saviour would enjoy hearing more about your clever answers and theories.

Really, go on! Don't mind him, he's just hanging by his lacerated tendons so you can be free.

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Betty Lambskin

P.S. Your "freedom" is not free. It was paid for with Christ's sweet, hot, dripping blood, then lathered over with a layer of red froth from a stab wound that drained his fluid-filled lungs. But, really, I'm sure my slowly dying, choking, sputtering saviour would enjoy hearing more about your clever answers and theories.

Really, go on! Don't mind him, he's just hanging by his lacerated tendons so you can be free.

Exept I couldn't care less. You're "savior" can't save you from your eventual fate.

Becoming worm food.

All that gore you just mention just makes me want to watch Saw III again.

Also.....

Why should I really care about this particular man who was crucified?

There were many people crucified.

And many others who claimed to be god, or the son of god.

What makes this one person so special?

He got a book written about him?

Many people have books written about them.

Many DEAD people have books written about them.

Kurt Cobain for instance.

But, this thread has gotten FAR off topic.

Won't you answer the question?

"Why are some people born with tails?"

[Andrew Shaw]

"Why are some people born with tails?"


Elongated tail bone i say.

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Andrew Shaw

"Why are some people born with tails?"


Elongated tail bone i say.

I saw a documentary in which a person had an actual tube of flesh where the tail would be, it had nothing to do with the tailbone.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Shallow-izer

Why would "god" create the world, then leave behind evidence that goes against his word?

Because He wants you to become an atheist so He can torture you in Hell for eternity with a clear conscience. Praise!

Originally Posted by Shallow-izer

Sounds like an easy answer if you ask me. A pre-emptive measure to undermine the work of future theologins and scholars.

Theologins? You now worship a distilled spirit flavoured with juniper berries? What's wrong with you atheists?

What makes this one person so special?

Um, except for rising from the dead on the third day?

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

Because He wants you to become an atheist so He can torture you in Hell for eternity with a clear conscience. Praise!

I thought he wanted to SAVE souls, not condemn them. You all seem intent on converting me to your backwards belief system.

Theologins? You now worship a distilled spirit flavoured with juniper berries? What's wrong with you atheists?

Typo, Theologian*. As per, what's wrong with atheists? What's wrong with troo chris-chins? They believe in an imaginary friend in the clouds!

Um, except for rising from the dead on the third day?
When I went into surgery once, they stopped my heart for 15 minutes. I was clinically dead. Then they brought me back.

*Gasp.*

I rose from the dead!

^___^

A lot of people have been pronounced clinically dead, then revived. They've come back to life, so why don't we worship them?

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Shallow-izer

When I went into surgery once, they stopped my heart for 15 minutes. I was clinically dead. Then they brought me back.

What on earth did they do that for?

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

What on earth did they do that for?

I guess being a doctor, and swearing an oath to try and save lives had something to do with it.

[Andrew Shaw]

Originally Posted by Shallow-izer

I saw a documentary in which a person had an actual tube of flesh where the tail would be, it had nothing to do with the tailbone.

So its an ACTUAL tail? fully functional muscle type thing?

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Andrew Shaw

So its an ACTUAL tail? fully functional muscle type thing?

No, it lacked muscles, what it was was..... think of your finger, without the nail, or bones, or musscle. Just skin and blood vescles.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Enobarbus

BTW, there are no "vestigal" organs. It's now known that the appendix has many uses and the whole concept and definition is fraught with flawed logic and woolly thinking. In fact the concept of vestigal organ is based on the presumption of evolution to start with.

Here is an article about it if you are interested. There are many more like this:

http://www.answersingenesis.org/home..._Vestigial.pdf

.

I didn't see in the article where they mentioned what function male nipples serve. Since men don't lactate, why do they have nipples?

[Andrew Shaw]

Originally Posted by Shallow-izer

No, it lacked muscles, what it was was..... think of your finger, without the nail, or bones, or musscle. Just skin and blood vescles.

Oh..so its not really a tail...but a deformation? i guess thats my explanation for that...maybe the mother did drugs or somethign along those lines.

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Andrew Shaw

Oh..so its not really a tail...but a deformation? i guess thats my explanation for that...maybe the mother did drugs or somethign along those lines.

"Vestigial tails contain adipose and connective tissue, blood vessels, and nerves and are covered by skin. Bone, cartilage, notochord, and spinal cord elements are lacking. Tails are easily removed surgically without residual effects. Since 29% (7 of 24) of the reported tails have been associated with other malformations, careful clinical evaluation of these patients is recommended."

(Source)

Indeed, thay may be the cause, but if drugs or alchohol taken by the mother are the cause of the deformation, then we can rule out that "god" is cursing the child.