Good News! Iceland soon bankrupt, government in chaos!

Larry Lee

Thank you, Jesus!

He has heard our prayers and is moving across the waters to strike down the Icelandic people. Even as we enjoy our morning coffee, here in Iowa, the Icelandic newspapers are bristling with the fear and trembling that comes from learning that the US will not intervene in the squabble Iceland is having with England and the Netherlands.

Tough Luck, Charlies! You'll soon be bankrupt and internationally destitute... Do you regret, yet, your rejection of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

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Were afraid of a national bankruptcy in 2011

FRIDAY, 19 FEBRUARY 2010 06:04

Einar Gunnarsson, undersecretary of the ministry of foreign affairs, and Kristjan Guy Burgess, assistant of the minister of foreign affairs had a meeting with Sam Watson, who runs the embassy of the United States of America here in Iceland since there has not been set a new ambassador.

In a confidential document which was sent from the embassy to the American government, and published at the website Wikileaks last night, is a reference by Einar that if things go the worst way possible in the Icesave case could Iceland become bankrupt next year. Einar and Kristjan said that the Icelandic government needs international support in its battle against England and Netherlands. Watson said that the American government is going to keep its neutrality in this case.

In the memo is also a quote of Einar and Kristjan that such neutrality is in fact impossible when two large countries are repressing a small country.

In the document also says that Watson had met with Ian Whiting, ambassador of England in Iceland. There is a quote of Whiting where he says that the English government has had misleading messages from the Icelandic government. At first they had spoken about the referendum but then they want new contracts.

http://newsfrettir.com/economy-a-fin...ruptcy-in-2011

Mrs. Rogers

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Originally Posted by Larry Lee

Thank you, Jesus!

He has heard our prayers and is moving across the waters to strike down the Icelandic people.

Amen! I shall pray a little reminder to Jesus that, once He arrives, He breathe though His mouth; lest the stench of maggoty polar bear corpses, beheaded penguins and clubbed baby seals offend His Holy Nostrils.

Of course, Icelanders love to wallow in such stinking filth, and are immune to the smell.

Pastor Ezekiel

Shout Glory everyone! Our Prayers are being answered! Within 3 years Iceland will be for sale for less than the cost of the new carpeting in our church mezzanine.

Any suggestions what we could do with it? Maybe we could use it as America's penal colony once Sarah Palin is elected as President. GITMO is too cozy for the queer terrorists we'll be arresting.

James Dewitt

I like your Thinking Pastor. Could we also send all the sodomite's and lesbos there? They all are on the path to Hell, lets get them as close to the entrance as possible. We could call it God's expressway to HELL!

Nobar King

I'm going to pray that Obama doesn't send them 27 billion dollars to help bail them out.

Brother Temperance

If Iceland goes fully bankrupt, does this mean they'll have to shut down production of Bjorks? Praise! Shout glory!

H. Montague Worthington

This is truly excellent news. And proof of the power of prayer.

Cranky Old Man

Praise The LORD! Lets hope our demonstration of the power of prayer will save some of their souls.

Rev. Jim Osborne

It's no surprise that a third-world country like Iceland is bankrupt. There is a shrinking market in penguin eggs and polar bear fur. Besides, have you ever heard of an eskimo who had smart financial sense? Quick...name one famous eskimo who is rich. Heck, name any famous eskimo!

Perhaps one day Iceland will embrace True Christianity™ and become civilized. I am thinking since we had success with our mission to Australia, perhaps we could start a new one in Iceland? Savages like Icelandic eskimos are actually very easy to convert.

Pastor Ezekiel

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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

It's no surprise that a third-world country like Iceland is bankrupt. There is a shrinking market in penguin eggs and polar bear fur. Besides, have you ever heard of an eskimo who had smart financial sense? Quick...name one famous eskimo who is rich. Heck, name any famous eskimo!

Perhaps one day Iceland will embrace True Christianity™ and become civilized. I am thinking since we had success with our mission to Australia, perhaps we could start a new one in Iceland? Savages like Icelandic eskimos are actually very easy to convert.

Excellent suggestion Brother. Let's see if we can't get a Mission to Iceland organized for Easter. Maybe we can teach these savage eskimos to respect Jesus and stop worshiping their Thor demon.

I'm ready to convert the whole Godforsaken rock to True Christianity™!

~~Isfold~~

Hate to burst your bubble but Iceland's economy is on the rise again

. It seems that having well educated public and a surrounding sea full of the Good Lords fish is going to save them out of this pickle. Not only that but they also seem to have rights to the biggest oil regions in the world. Who knew there'd be so much oil that close to Hell's entrance? If all goes according to predictions they'll have more money then all the arabic oil states combined!!

James Hutchins

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Originally Posted by Isfold

Hate to burst your bubble but Iceland's economy is on the rise again

. It seems that having well educated public and a surrounding sea full of the Good Lords fish is going to save them out of this pickle. Not only that but they also seem to have rights to the biggest oil regions in the world. Who knew there'd be so much oil that close to Hell's entrance? If all goes according to predictions they'll have more money then all the arabic oil states combined!!

On the rise? Did the iceland GDP double because someone found some coins in their couch?

Cranky Old Man

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Originally Posted by Isfold

Hate to burst your bubble but Iceland's economy is on the rise again.

Eh, having to pay the English and the Dutch 5 billion is not exactly "on the rise again".

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If all goes according to predictions they'll have more money then all the arabic oil states combined!!

Suuuuuure....

~~Isfold~~

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Originally Posted by James Hutchins

On the rise? Did the iceland GDP double because someone found some coins in their couch?

Ok. That was funny! I'll give you that much!

H. Montague Worthington

There are fewer so-called "people" in Iceland (320,000) than there are in Bakersfield, California (321,000). The least populous state in the US (Wyoming) has almost double the number of people as Iceland. There are nearly 1000x as many people in the United States as there are in Iceland. The United States spends more on its military than every other country in the world combined.

So how long do you think Iceland would keep their oil and sovereignity if any valuable oil deposits are discovered? My guess is about three hours.

~~Isfold~~

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

Eh, having to pay the English and the Dutch 5 billion is not exactly "on the rise again".

Suuuuuure....

The Dutch and the British decided, on their own, to settle these Icesave accounts. They did so without consulting our government. They have tried to bully us into paying them back with high interest rates by using their terrorist act laws and abusing their power within IMF. That has not worked and it will not work because the Icelandic people won't be bullied into something they have no obligations to do. The failed bank's properties will cover about 90-95% of the loss. The Dutch and British are welcome to it and we can negotiate about the rest.

I´m sorry guys but we're not going bankrupt over here.

~~Isfold~~

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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington

There are fewer so-called "people" in Iceland (320,000) than there are in Bakersfield, California (321,000). The least populous state in the US (Wyoming) has almost double the number of people as Iceland. There are nearly 1000x as many people in the United States as there are in Iceland. The United States spends more on its military than every other country in the world combined.

So how long do you think Iceland would keep their oil and sovereignity if any valuable oil deposits are discovered? My guess is about three hours.

That's right! I forgot about the smooth sailing the US has been having on the war front. Your huge success in Iraq and your quick resolution in Afghanistan. You're on a roll! I sure hope it hasn't put a strain on your economy

You can get away with attacking evil eastern dictators but not even your government is stupid enough to attack a small, defenseless, Nordic country. Sorry, stick you big guns somewhere else. They don't scare us over here.

A Follower

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Originally Posted by Isfold

That's right! I forgot about the smooth sailing the US has been having on the war front. Your huge success in Iraq and your quick resolution in Afghanistan. You're on a roll! I sure hope it hasn't put a strain on your economy

You can get away with attacking evil eastern dictators but not even your government is stupid enough to attack a small, defenseless, Nordic country. Sorry, stick you big guns somewhere else. They don't scare us over here.

It takes time to kill the 31 million Iraqis and 28 million Afghanis through collateral damage alone (we can't just gas them, because some idiot liebral congress passed some law about war crimes or some such bullshit). How long do you think 0.3m eskimos will last? Remember in Iraq we managed to wipe out over a million ragheads in a year, even the most extreme left terrorist-sympathizing NGOs admit to that.

~~Isfold~~

Yes. You've been quite busy, I'll give you that. But you know you can't bomb us. Even if you really, really, really want to. Despite our apparent "eskimoe heritage", we dress like you, we talk like you, we even sing and dance like. One youtube video of an Icelandic child dancing to and singing your national anthem and your whole nation will go: "Oohh! How Cute!"

We´ll launch our warfare though the media, Oprah Winfrey, The Today Show etc. We know that once your public sees something on TV, they believe it and they'll never allow you to bomb one of their own.

But then again, if they do, I'd guess it would take you maybe 20 seconds to wipe us out...?

Brother Enoch

Don't Icelandicans fling themselves off cliffs every seven years or so?