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Default Greetings fellows and non-fellows - 01-06-2008, 10:36 PM

I'd like to announce to you all, so that it is clear, I'm an atheist.


The worst kind actually, if god does actually exist and prescribes to your opinions, then I'm most assuredly going to hell, cause I turned away from the light; not your light the less crazy catholic light. And no longer agree with the "god is real and the bible is true" theory.

I fight ignorance and stupidity

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Default Re: Greetings fellows and non-fellows - 01-06-2008, 10:38 PM

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I'd like to announce to you all, so that it is clear, I'm an atheist.


The worst kind actually, if god does actually exist and prescribes to your opinions, then I'm most assuredly going to hell, cause I turned away from the light; not your light the less crazy catholic light. And no longer agree with the "god is real and the bible is true" theory.

I fight ignorance and stupidity

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Default Re: Greetings fellows and non-fellows - 01-06-2008, 10:48 PM

Are you a fad atheist, a know-nothing atheist, or a thinking atheist? I ask because we get a lot of the first two kinds here, and not so many of the third kind.

For instance, what might (hypothetically!) make you renounce atheism and believe the God does exist?

What do you make of the proposition that Stalinism, as an atheist doctrine, is responsible for great human suffering...and therefore that atheism as a philosophy permits evil?

Yours in haste,

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Default Re: Greetings fellows and non-fellows - 01-06-2008, 10:54 PM

For so called God loving people, you sure are filled with hate throughout your little forum here. There is so much ignorance and retardism on this site is it not even funny. It is sad that there is a group like this in this world.


You people are the exact same as the extremist Muslims out there that chop of peoples heads. Talk about narrow minded.

How many of you have spare Mustangs that are rusting out in your yards? Raise your hand if you live in a trailer in the south.

The fact there are people like you in this country really makes me sad that you also think Jesus is your savior. I have unconditional love just as he did. I am willing to forgive all. Even a bunch of closed minded inbreed people like yourselves. I do not categorize myself into one sect of the Christian religion, but at least I will make it to Heaven. Unlike the lot of you who have no clue what faith is about.
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Default Re: Greetings fellows and non-fellows - 01-06-2008, 11:00 PM

Hold on thar, Apostle, this is the introduction thread for Rebel. Let him check in, answer questions, ask questions. Don't go derailing his thread.

If you want to complain about Christ, start a new thread.

The unrighteous shall not triumph, even on the forum!

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