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Old 04-09-2014, 12:18 AM
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I can't phrase that any other way. If I had wrote a book, labeled it the bible, would you have believed it? What makes it any different? What makes it the word of God.? Because it says so? Hmm...that just doesn't Seem right.
Why are you so close minded? Does God need to be fat and pasty for you to accept His Love?
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Have children!? At 15? I don't think so thanks. I don't know why America is even letting that be seen as okay. Why would you suggest that?
In the Bible, almost every girl was married by the age of 15. Besides, this isn't really your concern. It's up to your father to marry you off.
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I can't phrase that any other way. If I had wrote a book, labeled it the bible, would you have believed it? What makes it any different? What makes it the word of God.? Because it says so? Hmm...that just doesn't Seem right.
Of course not. No one would. You are not God. God had the Bible written.
2nd Kings 10:10 Know now that there shall fall unto the earth nothing of the word of the LORD

Psalm 12:6 The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Psalm 12:7 Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.

Psalm 33:11 The counsel of the LORD standeth for ever, the thoughts of his heart to all generations.

Psalm 100:5 For the LORD is good, his mercy is everlasting; and his truth endureth to all generations

Psalm 117:2 For his merciful kindness is great toward us: and the truth of the LORD endureth for ever. Praise ye the LORD.

Psalm 119:89 LAMED. For ever, O LORD, thy word is settled in heaven.

Psalm 119:152 Concerning thy testimonies, I have known of old that thou hast founded them for ever.

Psalm 119:160 Thy word is true from the beginning: and every one of thy righteous judgments endureth for ever.

Isaiah 40:8 The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand for ever.

Matthew 24:35 Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.

Luke 16:17 And it is easier for heaven and earth to pass, than one tittle of the law to fail.

1st Peter 1:23 Being born again, not of corruptible seed, but of incorruptible, by the word of God which liveth and abideth forever.
1st Peter 1:24 For all flesh is as grass, and all the glory of man as the flower of grass. The grass withereth, and the flower thereof falleth away:
1st Peter 1:25 But the word of the Lord endureth for ever. And this is the word which by the gospel is preached unto you

Romans 4:21 And being fully persuaded that, what he had promised, he was able also to perform.


I am amazed at how empty headed you people are. Is it being a brit that sucks the reason right from your very soul?
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Haha! Lesbian? I don't swing that way. I have a boyfriend, he is most defiantly male. Why were you helping Lesbians anyway? What's the point in that? My father is a great man and he wouldn't hurt me or my sister. I am not satanic because I question the word of God. I am curious, that is human nature. I don't understand your ways. And guilty? Again, you are so wrong. I love the way I have lead my life! I met friends this way and my incredible boyfriend so I see no reason to hate my life views and ways. I don't really see how the way I lead my life is even a problem. The bible is incredibly outdated. You can't believe that everything in that book is true. I am not going to change your views, they are yours, you can never change somebodys way of life truely. I am merely here to question and observe.
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The bible is incredibly outdated. You can't believe that everything in that book is true.
By your logic, arithmetic is outdated. So I guess 1 + 1 doesn't equal 2 because it is old? TRUTH IS NEVER OUTDATED! The Bible is, and always will be, the 100% truth. It is the Word of GOD after all!
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The bible was made as a set of guidelines and stories. Not to be seen as the literal truth.
So you're saying that the Word of The Lord isn't that truth? Are you calling God a liar???
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The bible was made as a set of guidelines and stories. Not to be seen as the literal truth.
Care to back it up with scripture proof? Or are you just going to continue to make up fairy tales?

Here is what the Bible says about being outdated (keep in mind, the KJV was 'updated in 1611, and little except for being an 'easier read' was done after 1600 years.)
Malachi 3:6 For I am the LORD, I change not; therefore ye sons of Jacob are not consumed.

James 1:17 Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning.

Matthew 5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
Matthew 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
Matthew 5:19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.

Matthew 7:12 Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets.

John 5:46 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me; for he wrote of me.
John 5:47 But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

John 10:35 If he called them gods, unto whom the word of God came, and the scripture cannot be broken;


Mark 12:28 And one of the scribes came, and having heard them reasoning together, and perceiving that he had answered them well, asked him, Which is the first commandment of all?
Mark 12:29 And Jesus answered him, The first of all the commandments is, Hear, O Israel; The Lord our God is one Lord: (direct quotation of Deuteronomy 6:4)
Mark 12:30 And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind, and with all thy strength: this is the first commandment. (direct quotation of Deuteronomy 6:5)
Mark 12:31 And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these. (direct quotation of Leviticus 19:18)

Matthew 19:16 And, behold, one came and said unto him, Good Master, what good thing shall I do, that I may have eternal life?
Matthew 19:17 And he said unto him, Why callest thou me good? there is none good but one, that is, God: but if thou wilt enter into life, keep the commandments.

Romans 3:31 Do we then make void the law through faith? God forbid: yea, we establish the law.

Romans 15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.

Hebrews 13:8 Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever.

2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

James 1:17 Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

2nd Peter 1:20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.
2nd Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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My father will have no say in who I marry. It is my life and he shall have no part in what I wish to do. I am very empty headed thank you very much. I am making up fairy tales, I am using common sense. Do you people lack it or something because you have your noses to far in a book that you seem to have used for evil? Seems like it my friends. Oh and as an extra, that picture of Gothic Jesus, that was awesome! XD
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Why would Jesus care? I do not understand this for since God is supposed to be all loving, surely he wouldn't mind what his creations did as long is it didn't harm his other creations.
The Mill harm principle isn't in the Bible, dear friend.

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I am not making up fairy tales, I am using common sense. Do you people lack it or something because you have your noses to far in a book that you seem to have used for evil?
You are supposed to trust in God, not to follow your own "common sense":

[Proverbs 3:5-6 KJV] 5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. 6 In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.
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My father will have no say in who I marry. It is my life and he shall have no part in what I wish to do. I am not empty headed at all thank you very much. I am not making up fairy tales, I am using common sense. Do you people lack it or something because you have your noses to far in a book that you seem to have used for evil? Seems like it my friends. Oh and as an extra, that picture of Gothic Jesus, that was awesome! XD
You are basing "evil" off of what the liberal society has lied to you about. They have brainwashed you with false "morals." Do not get angry with us for seeing through that and following The Lord. The Bible is the Word of God. Common sense is following it down to the letter!



Your father has 100% the say in who you marry. And he will pay your father fifty shekels of silver. Your father has spared you too much. If one of my daughters were to speak such words, they would bear unimaginable pain.

Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days. Deuteronomy 22:29
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Well somebody has to make the money and why can't that be me..?
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Goths don't all look like that you know. Every Goth is different.
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This is simply not true. Being a Goth is about conformity.
You can say that again, Dr Niles.

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We are just people that have a good music taste and wear black. Big deal. . .. .


do you think we're all deaf and blind?

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Yes, very succinct. No wonder you're having paroxysms!

Good taste? or convulsion porn
YOU BE THE JUDGE


And since the question of good taste, black fabric, just like a certain style of music and all the usual garbage has come up again, this is what the goth invariably means when announcing "o we're all individuals" while looking quite the same and can you imagine the state of her male associates?


I almost feel like convulsing myself
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