[I Know God]

In 1978, the Cardinals of the Catholic Church needed to elect a new Pope.

The director of the international Mafia approached the Cardinals and said, "I want you to select Karol Wojtyla from Poland as the next Pope".

The Cardinals rebuffed this intrusion into their affairs. Moreover, by tradition, every Pope since 1523 had been an Italian.

The director of the international Mafia calmly replied, "If you do not elect Karol Wojtyla, I will eliminate every Pope that you select until you do elect Karol Wojtyla."

The Cardinals instead elected John Paul I (an Italian).

One month later, he was dead.

The Cardinals became nervous. The director of the international Mafia was something "different". Thus, they followed the Mafia's "advice" and elected Karol Wojtyla as the next Pope.

John Paul II was clean--he never knowingly cooperated with the international Mafia. However, he was a very strong symbol against Communism, one of the main obstacles to the Mafia gaining total control of the world.

By contrast, Benedict XVI, the current Pope, is the first Pope who knowingly cooperates with the international Mafia.

It was only a matter of time before Benedict XVI would help the Mafia to sow seeds of conflict in the world as he has done with this Bishop Richard Williamson, who denies the Holocaust.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

That all makes perfect sense considering the papists are a false "church" whose only allegiance is to Satan.
How anyone can deny the Holocaust is beyond me. The Nazis killed hundreds, maybe even thousands of joos!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

I can only agree - although the holocaust is one of history's little known facts and rarely studied or commented upon, this cardinal clearly believes that he can rely upon deception to fool people into thinking that it was a myth.

[JennyD]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

I can only agree - although the holocaust is one of history's little known facts and rarely studied or commented upon, this cardinal clearly believes that he can rely upon deception to fool people into thinking that it was a myth.

Indeed, Brother Bathfire!

Why, it's well known here at Landover that the Nazis slaughtered at least FIVE, if not SIX THOUSAND Jews in their vast concentration camps, which were otherwise populated with political prisoners, retardeds, and sodomites.

[William Snodgrass]

I was taught in homeschool that Hitler just wanted to get a jump on Jesus and Jesus was none too happy about that. That's why Jesus told America to start World War 2. Killing people is a job for Jesus only and he ain't gonna let no uppity Catholic take his spot.

[JennyD]

Originally Posted by William Snodgrass

I was taught in homeschool that Hitler just wanted to get a jump on Jesus and Jesus was none too happy about that. That's why Jesus told America to start World War 2. Killing people is a job for Jesus only and he ain't gonna let no uppity Catholic take his spot.

Are you saying that Hitler, like most Catholics, was actually a sodomite looking to rape Jesus?

I had no idea! Pastors, is this true? Was Hitler a sodomite rapist?

[William Snodgrass]

I meant that Hitler was trying to start Armageddon early. But it wouldn't surprise me none if Hitler was a fag.

[Brother_Percy]

Originally Posted by William Snodgrass

But it wouldn't surprise me none if Hitler was a fag.

Aren't ALL Catholics?