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Don't pray to sharks, they are not Jesus! -
08-09-2013, 01:54 PM
Well since we have the shark week now and people get crazy about those "wonderfull" animals I want to ask what they do for us?
I mean since the Bible states that animals are made for us i really think sharks should be killed because they steal our fish.
Just yesterday i read in the news that we have not enought fish in our oceans to feed all the people in the world. I think there would be much more fish for us if we just get rid of those horrible animals.
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Re: Don't pray to sharks, they are not Jesus! -
08-09-2013, 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Titus Templeton
Well since we have the shark week now and people get crazy about those "wonderfull" animals I want to ask what they do for us?
I mean since the Bible states that animals are made for us i really think sharks should be killed because they steal our fish.
Just yesterday i read in the news that we have not enought fish in our oceans to feed all the people in the world. I think there would be much more fish for us if we just get rid of those horrible animals.
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I agree!
Why stop there?
I think any elephant not usefully employed by a circus should be 86ed for drinking so much water. All those treehuggers would have to shut up about so called "polluted lakes and rivers" if we stopped giving all the good stuff to greedy elephants in circuses and research facilities.
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Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Don't pray to sharks, they are not Jesus! -
08-09-2013, 04:41 PM
The neopagan treehuging conspiracy is why our water is undrinkable, our skies filled with acid rain and the ocean's fish stocks are down. Jesus has clearly given man UNLIMITED resources to glorify His Father but here comes the Neopagan "conservatives" to create shortages just so they can worship some tree because it looks like a penis.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Don't pray to sharks, they are not Jesus! -
08-09-2013, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
The neopagan treehuging conspiracy is why our water is undrinkable, our skies filled with acid rain and the ocean's fish stocks are down. Jesus has clearly given man UNLIMITED resources to glorify His Father but here comes the Neopagan "conservatives" to create shortages just so they can worship some tree because it looks like a penis.
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Re: Don't pray to sharks, they are not Jesus! -
08-10-2013, 03:52 AM
They worship sharks in some parts of the jungle. Can you imagine the shocked look on their ugly savage faces when they wake up and find Jesus ready to judge them, instead of some huge fish-god.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Don't pray to sharks, they are not Jesus! -
08-10-2013, 05:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Titus Templeton
Just yesterday i read in the news that we have not enought fish in our oceans to feed all the people in the world. I think there would be much more fish for us if we just get rid of those horrible animals.
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That's too logical an idea for the liberal media to report on. Instead, they'll go out of their way to find the latest Darwinist lie to sell to the public, all the while ignoring the real problem - atheism and the Gay Agenda in our schools.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Don't pray to sharks, they are not Jesus! -
08-10-2013, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
That's too logical an idea for the liberal media to report on. Instead, they'll go out of their way to find the latest Darwinist lie to sell to the public, all the while ignoring the real problem - atheism and the Gay Agenda in our schools.
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Keeping the sharks in the ocean is like keeping the wolfes in the chicken farm.
I don't know any farmer who has wolves in his chicken farm...
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Re: Don't pray to sharks, they are not Jesus! -
08-10-2013, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Dec Abdiel Mordecai
I think any elephant not usefully employed by a circus should be 86ed for drinking so much water.
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People who have to live with the things don't want them around any more than gainfully employed surf bums want sharks. They trash all the crops, destroy forests causing massive erosion of topsoil, and that produces mass starvation. Lefties wouldn't care about that of course. However elephants are also available as a laboratory item:
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Re: Don't pray to sharks, they are not Jesus! -
08-10-2013, 02:26 PM
I don't know. The more i think about it the more it makes sense that we all would be much better without any animals exept those who taste good. Like cows and swines. And maybe those birds in Australia with those long legs an huge eggs. They taste good also.
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Re: Don't pray to sharks, they are not Jesus! -
08-11-2013, 08:27 AM
We don't need to waste time praying about shark deification as we already have a man who can strike fear into the heart of any shark.
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