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06-28-2015, 03:06 AM
Hello I am new here because I need help becoming True Christian. I was raised in liberal house that did not let me read bible because they too stupid to know anything. Please tell me how to not go to hell and how to deal with opresive parents who never went to church and never worshipped Jesus or God or anything. I am glad I adult but my parents no let me go to college and I stuck in there basement wit just my laptop.
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06-28-2015, 03:12 AM
Saw online bible but did not know way around it and how to use it properly, I was never tought that by my opressive liberal parents because they support gay and abortion and dont love Jesus or. anything I need help learning about bible.
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Re: Hello -
06-28-2015, 03:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Graphite
Saw online bible but did not know way around it and how to use it properly, I was never tought that by my opressive liberal parents because they support gay and abortion and dont love Jesus or. anything I need help learning about bible.
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Proper usage, better sentence structure, correct punctuation and complete sentences will help. God loves good grammar.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Hello -
06-28-2015, 04:05 AM
don't worry friend. we will save your soul. first of all, you should respect your parents. it's ok that they don't agree with you. you should still be respectful like when Jesus was nice to the people who were mean to him in the Bible. if they don't want you going to church then it's ok. all you have to do is pray for yourself and them and God will show you the way.
Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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Re: Hello -
06-28-2015, 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted by JohnnyTightLips
don't worry friend. we will save your soul. first of all, you should respect your parents. it's ok that they don't agree with you. you should still be respectful like when Jesus was nice to the people who were mean to him in the Bible. if they don't want you going to church then it's ok. all you have to do is pray for yourself and them and God will show you the way.
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Who's "we"? You're a demon with pagan butt beads you fondle with your fingers while praying to your goddess. Shoo!
To the OP: Look back at the Introduction forum. Pray for guidance, pray specifically for a thread that talks about how to get saved. Pray for insight on how to find threads about reading certain threads before proceeding further. Who knows, maybe Jesus will even place pertinent threads at the very top of the forum, just for you!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Hello -
06-28-2015, 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Graphite
Hello I am new here because I need help becoming True Christian. I was raised in liberal house that did not let me read bible because they too stupid to know anything. Please tell me how to not go to hell and how to deal with opresive parents who never went to church and never worshipped Jesus or God or anything. I am glad I adult but my parents no let me go to college and I stuck in there basement wit just my laptop.
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Welcome to God's favorite forum. This is called the INTRODUCTION section of the forum because we expect you to actually introduce yourself here. Your name, gender, age, and location would be a good start. Share with us your struggles with sin, and share with us the wonderful moment when Jesus called you here.
If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.
If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.
Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
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Originally Posted by Graphite
Saw online bible but did not know way around it and how to use it properly, I was never tought that by my opressive liberal parents because they support gay and abortion and dont love Jesus or. anything I need help learning about bible.
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The Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independent Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.
Also you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread going HERE called " Bible in a Year."
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hello -
06-28-2015, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Who's "we"? You're a demon with pagan butt beads you fondle with your fingers while praying to your goddess. Shoo!
To the OP: Look back at the Introduction forum. Pray for guidance, pray specifically for a thread that talks about how to get saved. Pray for insight on how to find threads about reading certain threads before proceeding further. Who knows, maybe Jesus will even place pertinent threads at the very top of the forum, just for you!
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my apologies woman. i assure you i am a demon and my butt beads are pagan and painful.
Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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Re: Hello -
06-28-2015, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Graphite
Hello I am new here because I need help becoming True Christian. I was raised in liberal house that did not let me read bible because they too stupid to know anything. Please tell me how to not go to hell and how to deal with opresive parents who never went to church and never worshipped Jesus or God or anything. I am glad I adult but my parents no let me go to college and I stuck in there basement wit just my laptop.
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Hello, dear, and to God's favorite forum! If you need guidance in reading the Word of God, my suggestion is to start with Genesis 1:1 and continue reading until you reach Revelation 22:21. Depending on your reading skills, you might want to pause reading more than once in order to sleep, eat, drink, etc.
I hope this was helpful, dear.
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don't worry friend. we will save your soul.
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Sweetie, only God is in the business of saving souls. Be careful with your blasphemies - remember that the blasphemy against the Holy Spirit cannot be forgiven, ever (Mark 3:28-29).
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first of all, you should respect your parents.
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But if he doesn't hate them, he cannot follow , sweetie:
Luke 14:26. If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
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it's ok that they don't agree with you. you should still be respectful like when Jesus was nice to the people who were mean to him in the Bible.
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Wrong. Jesus was quite often mean to people (even to those who were not mean to Him).
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if they don't want you going to church then it's ok. all you have to do is pray for yourself and them and God will show you the way.
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Why don't you start reading the Bible to learn what God really wants from all of us, instead of giving wrong advices, sweetie?
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Re: Hello -
06-29-2015, 10:53 PM
Oh Sister Basilissa, you are such a kind, sweet soul! Anyway, to the new person, welcome! I am glad to see that you are staying away from the downright evilness of your parents. There is hope for you yet. But you must do as Sister Basilissa said, as well as pray that Jesus has mercy on your soul, forgives you, and then you must obey all the verses in the KJV1611 Bible. But please introduce yourself (name, gender, age, marital status, ect.)
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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