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Hola -
07-02-2015, 06:45 AM
Hello. My name is Martinez Rosado.
My favorite Biblical verse is Psalm 77:14, as that is the verse that I have come to believe in most strongly. He saved me, and He performs miracles everyday. It shows that He loves us.
I was born and lived in Durango, in a place under control of the Sina cartel in the few years before I left. My father had been killed when the Zetas and Sinas had a shootout near the fields that he worked in. The Sina-Zeta war was only a few km away, 30 at most, so I took my girlfriend, best friend and mother with me to escape. Although not often, smugglers did come by. We took the first one that month and left. Halfway through, a group of Sina gunmen held up the truck. He ordered all of us out, and asked us what we were doing. I had prepared for this by throwing 3 pounds of flour under a tarp in the back. I told him it was a coke shipment. The gunmen were having trouble believing it, and were about to fire until my best friend took the "coke" out, and showed it to them. They bought it and let us on our way. During that time of the holdup, I heard Jesus say "It is not over." I cried once we got into the truck again, and was saying "Praise God, Praise God". Once we got to the Sina coastline, we took a boat to Sur. We ordered everything out, and a year later we left Mexico for America 6 years ago.
I go to Mass every morning to thank Jesus and God for the miracles they perform everyday. I attend FBC in Portland, Oregon. Praise the Lord!
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Location: The Holy Land = U.S.A.
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Re: Hola -
07-02-2015, 08:28 AM
I smell a catalik. Ring kissing papists are not welcome here....this forum belongs to true Christians!
You wetters ought to learn to stop taken jobs away from us real Americans!
The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd has spoken……..…Amen!
The Lord’s Hang’n Judge – convicting the wicked and condemning the heretic!
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And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. (Revelation 19:11)
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Re: Hola -
07-02-2015, 09:03 AM
Don't those Zeta and Sina frat boys have anything better to do, like maybe hosting a toga party or putting a horse in the Dean's office?
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Location: Surrounded by queers.
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Re: Hola -
07-02-2015, 09:18 AM
Son, this is a Christian site for Christians.
If you worship Saints and that tramp Mary what are you doing here?
Around here we worship Jesus.
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
YIC (not Mary).
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Hola -
07-02-2015, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Saecularis
Hello. My name is Martinez Rosado.
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Good grief, your parents gave you two last names but they forgot to give you a first name?! What were they drinking thinking?
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My favorite Biblical verse is Psalm 77:14, as that is the verse that I have come to believe in most strongly. He saved me, and He performs miracles everyday. It shows that He loves us.
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It does show that God loves those who love and obey Him. One day in Heaven we shall laugh at those less fortunate:
Psalms 7:11 - God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
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I had prepared for this by throwing 3 pounds of flour under a tarp in the back. I told him it was a coke shipment. The gunmen were having trouble believing it, and were about to fire until my best friend took the "coke" out, and showed it to them. They bought it and let us on our way.
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You were held at gunpoint by idiots who mistook a white powder for a brown liquid?
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I go to Mass every morning to thank Jesus and God for the miracles they perform everyday. I attend FBC in Portland, Oregon. Praise the Lord!
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I thank God for His miracles every day as well (such as giving cancer to my boss' little daughter - he truly deserved that punishment, and her suffering is just collateral damage).
However, I'm concerned about you going to a "Mass" - don't you know that Catholics are not Christians?!
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Re: Hola -
07-02-2015, 01:03 PM
So are you ready to to stop this cathlick cult worshiping of the pope and embrace Jesus?
1st Corinthians 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
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Re: Hola -
07-03-2015, 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
You were held at gunpoint by idiots who mistook a white powder for a brown liquid?
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I think he meant "coke" as in "cocaine" not "Coca-Cola"...
Ezekiel 23:3 And they committed whoredoms in Egypt; they committed whoredoms in their youth: there were their breasts pressed, and there they bruised the teats of their virginity.
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Re: Hola -
07-03-2015, 02:52 AM
Can someone translate this for me? All I'm getting is clicks and grunts.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hola -
07-05-2015, 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Damned Angelique
I think he meant "coke" as in "cocaine" not "Coca-Cola"...
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Well, if you say so, dear. After all, how could I know such slang expressions. I'm a young and pure True Christian™ lady.
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Re: Hola -
07-05-2015, 11:13 PM
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Well, if you say so, dear. After all, how could I know such slang expressions. I'm a young and pure True Christian™ lady.
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Darling sister, are you having any luck finding a Christian husband? I know God has a plan for everyone, but you must do your part. "I sought the LORD, and he heard me, and delivered me from all my fears." Psalm 34:4. Let me know, if you need any help.
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Hola -
07-05-2015, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
Darling sister, are you having any luck finding a Christian husband? I know God has a plan for everyone, but you must do your part. "I sought the LORD, and he heard me, and delivered me from all my fears." Psalm 34:4. Let me know, if you need any help.
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I don't know about you, but I have my faith, sister Elizabeth. Whatever happens, it will be God's will, and I'm quite sure He has planned for me to marry a God-fearing True Christian™ man with a reasonably large real estate (including lake front properties and something in the mountains, in addition to the city penthouse), good job (e.g. something to do with cutting rainforest to get the oil), and an excellent retirement plan.
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Re: Hola -
07-07-2015, 05:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
I don't know about you, but I have my faith, sister Elizabeth. Whatever happens, it will be God's will, and I'm quite sure He has planned for me to marry a God-fearing True Christian™ man with a reasonably large real estate (including lake front properties and something in the mountains, in addition to the city penthouse), good job (e.g. something to do with cutting rainforest to get the oil), and an excellent retirement plan.
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You are such a lovely, young gem of a Christian lady. I'm sure He will bring you someone who is befitting of you. We'll just hope, pray and wait.
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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