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Default Obama, you MUST throw liberals into Gitmo and liberate Iceland! - 02-19-2010, 04:05 PM

As proven by liberal* terrorist Joseph Stack, the left in this nation are dangerous maniacs who will stop at NOTHING to bring down America, and that includes flying themselves into buildings, emulating their Islamo-facist heroes!
Because of this threat to good, decent Americans, B. Hussein Obama MUST label liberals as enemy combatants and throw them into Gitmo to keep our families SAFE!
In addition to this, he MUST get the FBI, CIA, DOF, and Homeland Security to provide evidence that the communist island of Iceland was behind this atrocious attack on freedom and send troops in to liberate that socialist wasteland!
Please join me in pray to ask the Lord to ensure that B. Hussein Obama does the right thing for once in his foreign-born life and ensures the safety of real Americans by fighting FOR liberty and AGAINST terrorism!

* http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,586627,00.html
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Originally Posted by Sections of Joseph Stack's liberal manifesto
Why is it that a handful of thugs and plunderers can commit unthinkable atrocities (and in the case of the GM executives, for scores of years) and when it’s time for their gravy train to crash under the weight of their gluttony and overwhelming stupidity...at the same time, the joke we call the American medical system, including the drug and insurance companies, are murdering tens of thousands of people a year and stealing from the corpses and victims they cripple, and this country’s leaders don’t see this as important as bailing out a few of their vile, rich cronies...
The intent of this exercise and our efforts was to bring about a much-needed re-evaluation of the laws that allow the monsters of organized religion to make such a mockery of people who earn an honest living. However, this is where I learned that there are two “interpretations” for every law; one for the very rich, and one for the rest of us…
… as usual they left me to rot and die while they bailed out their rich, incompetent cronies...
Now when the wealthy [explicative deleted] up, the poor get to die for the mistakes… isn’t that a clever, tidy solution...
The recent presidential puppet GW Bush and his cronies in their eight years certainly reinforced for all of us that this criticism rings equally true for all of the government...
The communist creed: From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.
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Default Re: Obama, you MUST throw liberals into Gitmo and liberate Icelan - 02-19-2010, 04:30 PM

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Default Re: Obama, you MUST throw liberals into Gitmo and liberate Icelan - 02-19-2010, 04:47 PM

Thank you, Brother Eliot.
If B. Hussein Obama doesn't open his heart to the Lord soon, it looks like there won't be any REAL justice in this nation until after the 2012 election when there's a real American back in the Oval Office (Draft Cheney!).


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Default Re: Obama, you MUST throw liberals into Gitmo and liberate Icelan - 02-19-2010, 05:00 PM

In the name of Bipartisanship, of course. If he feels really strongly against this, he could, as a compromise, send half the liberals to gitmo, and liberate half of Iceland.


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Default Re: Obama, you MUST throw liberals into Gitmo and liberate Icelan - 02-19-2010, 05:01 PM

Obama is weak on terror. And what's more terrifying than a steaming, snowbound, cesspool of sin run by a lesbian stewardess, all to the scream-inducing strains of Bjork's Greatest Hits?
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Default Re: Obama, you MUST throw liberals into Gitmo and liberate Icelan - 02-19-2010, 05:07 PM

You can bet your bottom dollar that George W. Bush and Dick Cheney would have already invaded Iceland and imprisoned their so-called "people." And I'm fairly sure we could use the organs of captured Icelanders to sell to wealthy but sick Asians for enough money to pay off their massive debts and the cost of our occupation. I'm sure that anyone that shut off the continuous loop of Bjork music would be greeted as a liberator. And it is not knowable if force will be used, but if it is to be used, it is not knowable how long that conflict would last. It could last, you know, six days, six weeks. I doubt six months.
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Default Re: Obama, you MUST throw liberals into Gitmo and liberate Icelan - 02-23-2010, 04:48 AM

Sure enough, B. Hussein Osama has been silent on this subject! This comes as no surprise, as he continues to avoid using the word "terrorism" whenever possible. Of course he's going to avoid saying it in reference to one of his Marxist buddies!


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Default Re: Obama, you MUST throw liberals into Gitmo and liberate Icelan - 02-23-2010, 05:05 AM

If history is any indicator in Iceland, we will be welcomed as liberators again as we were from 1941-2006.

Maybe we could dump some of the problems over there?


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Default Re: Obama, you MUST throw liberals into Gitmo and liberate Icelan - 02-24-2010, 12:55 AM

Iceland is one of the worst human rights violators in the world, and it's about time we brought them freedom and democracy, Iraq style. I'm not sure how many of you understand just how evil that frozen cesspool really is. Just a brief rundown...

There was this online bank based in Iceland called Icesave that offered great interest rates to savers in the UK and Netherlands. However, Icesave earned its money by peddling toxic synthetic collateral debt obligations (just like Citibank). Back in 2008 when it finally became obvious that CDOs were worth their weight in toilet paper, Icesave evaporated, leaving their customers without a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.

Nothing wrong with that, of course. After all, financial innovation is a good thing, even when it leads to massive bankruptcies, because it does drive up stock prices (until they collapse) and CEO bonuses (which can be cashed in before the collapse). I'm sure that Jesus would approve.

But to continue with the above story: the UK and Netherlands did the smart thing, and bribed/threatened the Icelandic parliament into agreeing to
repay investors with taxpayer money, just like we do in the USA. This is a core principal of capitalism - privatize the profits, socialize the risks. Unfortunately, Iceland's uppity voters think they live in a democracy, and rebelled, forcing the prime minister to call a referendum set for March 6, less than two weeks from now. Polls indicate that at least 2/3 of Icedlanders will reject the bailout of foreign investors!

This whole thing is outrageous in so many ways. First of all, what's the referendum nonsense? Obviously, it's a sign of Euroweenie socialism. When the US government decided to hand over trillions of dollars to corporations, did they bother asking taxpayers? Of course not! Yet, that's what the atheist homo Icelandic government is going to do.

Another problem is that Iceland has no money. All that country produces are fish and hot blondes. Which brings me to my proposal - that a multi-national force consisting of NATO troops and Blackwater mercenaries invade Iceland and install Paul Bremer into power as viceroy. Mr Bremer did a fine job running Iraq, and I'm sure he'll do equally well auctioning off Iceland. The fish and hot blondes can be seized and marketed all over the world, thus producing the funds necessary to pay back the Brits and Dutch. As for America, we will certainly take a big slice of the spoils, which we of course deserve for our military assistance.


How much do I hear bid for this fine specimen?

With the March 6 deadline rapidly approaching, we need to mobilize our troops quickly. It's time for Operation Icelandic Freedom!


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Default Re: Obama, you MUST throw liberals into Gitmo and liberate Icelan - 02-24-2010, 06:32 AM

Mr. Fred you make a few good points and I think I can further it just a bit.

First off, shame on Iceland for not publicly condoning homosexuality and atheism. They will surely burn in hell.

The fact that they dont support the world economy and follow in the footsteps of the great Christian nation, the USA, by pumping money into the executives so they are motivated to do a better job is just appaling.

how can we expect banks to succeed if they CEO's cant take a vacation in Dubai and spread the word of God in golf coarses arond the world!?!?

and about the Icelandic women. A friend of mine saw your post and was offened so I had to whip out my Bible and show him this verse:

Ezekiel 23:19-20 KJV

"Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt."

I know you're not a heathen so you understand the passage, but to any new Christians who may be reading this. What God wants us to take from this passage is that heathen women LIKE to be prostituted. it's our job to sell them, not just something we should do to punish them.

Being a prostitute makes Icelandic women feel young again.


I propose we use part of Brother Jeb's idea and send half the most liberal of liberals to Gitmo. Then when we kill half the Icelanders, we can just keep the women and allow them to live their own little American dream.
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I propose we use part of Brother Jeb's idea and send half the most liberal of liberals to Gitmo. Then when we kill half the Icelanders, we can just keep the women and allow them to live their own little American dream.
Excellent logic, Brother Goose. I can see that you have the morals that leads to great success in the business world. If you're not already working on Wall Street, consider a career there - it's even more profitable than being a televangelist!



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Default Re: Obama, you MUST throw liberals into Gitmo and liberate Icelan - 02-24-2010, 06:20 PM

Is that you in a limo, Brother Fred? You are truly a blessed republican. Are you friends with the Bush's or the Palin's? And do you work for wall street?
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Default Re: Obama, you MUST throw liberals into Gitmo and liberate Icelan - 02-24-2010, 06:35 PM

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You can bet your bottom dollar that George W. Bush and Dick Cheney would have already invaded Iceland and imprisoned their so-called "people." And I'm fairly sure we could use the organs of captured Icelanders to sell to wealthy but sick Asians for enough money to pay off their massive debts and the cost of our occupation. I'm sure that anyone that shut off the continuous loop of Bjork music would be greeted as a liberator. And it is not knowable if force will be used, but if it is to be used, it is not knowable how long that conflict would last. It could last, you know, six days, six weeks. I doubt six months.
I can see that you speak words for your Jesus God. Is invading other countries and kill and sell the organs of people the way your Jesus wants you to do, I think you people have to read the words of Jesus in the Bible agene.
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Default Re: Obama, you MUST throw liberals into Gitmo and liberate Icelan - 02-25-2010, 01:22 AM

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Is that Ann Coulter?!!?
Ann Coulter is NOT an eskimo!!!! I'm sure that she would move to Freehold if she didnt have to save the world via Fox news.


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Default Re: Obama, you MUST throw liberals into Gitmo and liberate Icelan - 02-25-2010, 02:13 AM

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Is that you in a limo, Brother Fred? You are truly a blessed republican. Are you friends with the Bush's or the Palin's? And do you work for wall street?
"Yes" to all your questions, Brother Goose, except that I don't actually work on Wall Street. However, Hong Kong is the "Wall Street of the East."

Since we are friends and fellow Christians, thought I'd share a few of my personal photos (below).

Here I am, during the recent Chinese New Year, having a dinner party with some of my business associates...



Later on, we retired to one of my friend's apartment, to discuss some proposed business ventures in China...



I feel so blessed to have such good, trustworthy Christian business partners. Best of all, they are incredibly efficient. When we have a problem (like an uppity environmental or human rights activist causing trouble at one of our factories in China) I tell my business associates about it and the problem just magically disappears. Amazing!


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Default Re: Obama, you MUST throw liberals into Gitmo and liberate Icelan - 02-25-2010, 02:31 AM

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Is that Ann Coulter?!!?
I do see the resemblance, Sister Mary, but Ann Coulter has that big Adam's apple, so I guess it's not her.

Actually, I'm proud to say that I went to High School with Sister Ann. I still got her yearbook photo, from way back when (before she had her surgery).



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