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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-19-2010, 11:48 AM

Beal-ze-bum: Brother COM is a True Christian ™, and you as Unsaved Trash choose to insult him in a Christian forum - after posting a homersexual comment ?!

Borishack: Mel Gibson is a Cathylick and is of Australian descent. These facts do not make any of this recent films any better. Plus if you did a straw poll of Australians I expect that most of them are more likely to know the lyrics to 'Waltzing Matilda' than 'Advance Australians Queers', or whatever the name of your Official National Anthem is.


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And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-19-2010, 11:58 AM

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You mean the words you lifted from another website? I hope you're not claiming them as your own. That would be stealing.

Exodus 20:15 Thou shalt not steal.
I have used the same method of sharing Gods word as Cranky Old Man. Are you implying that he has stolen also?

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Beal-ze-bum: Brother COM is a True Christian ™, and you as Unsaved Trash choose to insult him in a Christian forum - after posting a homersexual comment ?!

Borishack: Mel Gibson is a Cathylick and is of Australian descent. These facts do not make any of this recent films any better. Plus if you did a straw poll of Australians I expect that most of them are more likely to know the lyrics to 'Waltzing Matilda' than 'Advance Australians Queers', or whatever the name of your Official National Anthem is.
Bryan, the New Zealand national anthem Aotearoa is of mixed creed, you would be wise to tend to your sheep & not cast insults


Exodus 4:14 And the anger of the LORD was kindled against Moses, and he said, Is not Aaron the Levite thy brother? I know that he can speak well. And also, behold, he cometh forth to meet thee: and when he seeth thee, he will be glad in his heart.
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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-19-2010, 12:07 PM

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I have used the same method of sharing Gods word as Cranky Old Man. Are you implying that he has stolen also?
That's strange. I don't see Brother COM copy-pasting word for word from other websites to make his point and trying to pass it off as his own sermons. Maybe you could point out where he did because I must have missed it. But regardless of that:

In your entire string of posts so far, the majority of them have been focussing on porn, fags, whores, and other depravities… and (by your logic) anyone who focuses on such things (even when trying to educate) is obviously guilty of these things.

So can we assume (by your logic) that the one who came here to tell us True Christians™ we are all sinners is in fact a porn-obsessed, home-wrecking, queer-apologist partial to the odd whore or two?

Matthew 7:5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.


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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-19-2010, 12:11 PM

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So can we assume (by your logic) that the one who came here to tell us True Christians™ we are all sinners is in fact a porn-obsessed, home-wrecking, queer-apologist partial to the odd whore or two?
No. I am concerned that you continually return to the subject

I will pray for you


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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-19-2010, 12:13 PM

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No. I am concerned that you continually return to the subject

I will pray for you
Nice dodge, sinner. GOD sees you squirming, and CHRIST isn't amused.


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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-19-2010, 12:15 PM

Mixed creed? How exactly do you get that? As I live in a city the last sheep I tended was cooked in a casserole and on my plate.

God Defend New Zealand / Aotearoa

Māori Version

E Ihowā Atua,
O ngā iwi mātou rā
Āta whakarangona;
Me aroha noa
Kia hua ko te pai;
Kia tau tō atawhai;
Manaakitia mai
Aotearoa
Ōna mano tāngata
Kiri whero, kiri mā,
Iwi Māori, Pākehā,
Rūpeke katoa,
Nei ka tono ko ngā hē
Māu e whakaahu kē,
Kia ora mārire
Aotearoa
Tōna mana kia tū!
Tōna kaha kia ū;
Tōna rongo hei pakū
Ki te ao katoa
Aua rawa ngā whawhai
Ngā tutū e tata mai;
Kia tupu nui ai
Aotearoa
Waiho tona takiwā
Ko te ao mārama;
Kia whiti tōna rā
Taiāwhio noa.
Ko te hae me te ngangau
Meinga kia kore kau;
Waiho i te rongo mau
Aotearoa
Tōna pai me toitū
Tika rawa, pono pū;
Tōna noho, tāna tū;
Iwi nō Ihowā.
Kaua mōna whakamā;
Kia hau te ingoa;
Kia tū hei tauira;
Aotearoa

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God of Nations at Thy feet,
In the bonds of love we meet,
Hear our voices, we entreat,
God defend our free land.
Guard Pacific's triple star
From the shafts of strife and war,
Make her praises heard afar,
God defend New Zealand.
Men of every creed and race,
Gather here before Thy face,
Asking Thee to bless this place,
God defend our free land.
From dissension, envy, hate,
And corruption guard our state,
Make our country good and great,
God defend New Zealand.
Peace, not war, shall be our boast,
But, should foes assail our coast,
Make us then a mighty host,
God defend our free land.
Lord of battles in Thy might,
Put our enemies to flight,
Let our cause be just and right,
God defend New Zealand.
Let our love for Thee increase,
May Thy blessings never cease,
Give us plenty, give us peace,
God defend our free land.
From dishonour and from shame,
Guard our country's spotless name,
Crown her with immortal fame,
God defend New Zealand.
May our mountains ever be
Freedom's ramparts on the sea,
Make us faithful unto Thee,
God defend our free land.
Guide her in the nations' van,
Preaching love and truth to man,
Working out Thy glorious plan,
God defend New Zealand.

http://www.mch.govt.nz/anthem/


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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-19-2010, 12:24 PM

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Mixed creed? How exactly do you get that?
Thomas Bracken wrote the anthem. He was born a Irish Cathylick from a Jew mother & Cathylick father

He lived the least of his life in New Zealand


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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-19-2010, 12:45 PM

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Nice dodge, sinner. GOD sees you squirming, and CHRIST isn't amused.
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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-19-2010, 12:47 PM

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Dear satanlover;

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-19-2010, 12:47 PM

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Beal-ze-bum: Brother COM is a True Christian ™, and you as Unsaved Trash choose to insult him in a Christian forum - after posting a homersexual comment ?!

Borishack: Mel Gibson is a Cathylick and is of Australian descent. These facts do not make any of this recent films any better. Plus if you did a straw poll of Australians I expect that most of them are more likely to know the lyrics to 'Waltzing Matilda' than 'Advance Australians Queers', or whatever the name of your Official National Anthem is.
Unsaved Trash is just the term given to everyone who has just joined, even Christians are seen as Unsaved Trash. That's a bit unfair.

It's Borushek, maybe you should learn to multi-quote, you won't have to worry about getting the names wrong. Where did I state that Mel Gibson is a good actor? I have seen none of his films, and honestly have no intentions of seeing them. That said, despite being of Australian descent, he doesn't only act in Australian films, which COM incorrectly stated in his racist rant against Australia.

Our national anthem is Advance Australia Fair, and I highly doubt we are the only country where a song is more well-known than our anthem, yet I don't see you bashing those countries. You see, here in Australia, we don't pride ourselves on 'patriotism' for patriotisms breed hate and intolerance. Both are something that God cannot stand. He is a god of love, not prejudice and intolerance. You guys should love Australia, it's a Christian nation, and we don't have separation of church and state. If you hurry you may be able to vote Tony Abbott in for Prime Minister. You'd love him.
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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-19-2010, 01:59 PM

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I'm just here to point out a few factual errors.
You will fail. Unlike you, I checked my facts very thoroughly. Allow me to demonstrate that.

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No kings (or queens) exist on this island.
So according to you no one in Australia calls David Clarence a King?

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In Australia, gays cannot be legally married.
Did I claim otherwise?

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America has a higher abortion rate than America.
Your logic seems a tad flawed.

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Find me factual evidence of this and I shall get down on my knees and praise the name of your god.
Then I have some very good news. You can get on your knees! I admit the information is so extreme that it might look like it was all fabricated, but is is all 100% factual (just click on the link). Please post a video proving you held up your part of the deal!

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So you are against abortion, yet you don't like people adopting?
I don't like gays adopting. There is a difference.

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Your racism is on par, if not worse, that what Hitler did throughout WW2.
Where did I ever mention race? Are you aware Hitler was an Austrian?


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-19-2010, 02:14 PM

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You will fail. Unlike you, I checked my facts very thoroughly. Allow me to demonstrate that.

So according to you no one in Australia calls David Clarence a King?
Who is David Clarence?


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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-19-2010, 02:20 PM

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Your immediate connection & interest with the homosexual content within my post & the content of your initial post only confirms that you suffer a repressed sexuality. You chose to accept the temptation put before you! I put it to you sir, that you are in fact a closet homosexual sinner who is hiding behind the thinly veiled Christian persona "Cranky Old Man"
Sir!

Brother Cranky is a sweet, generous, and honourable man, who only has every one’s best interests at heart. Instead of trying to find fault with him, rather try and find what the turmoil within yourself is. The Brothers here can see your errors clearly, and you are unable or unwilling to acknowledge them. The Lord’s truth may sometimes be harsh, but it is an act of love, that Christians speak the Word, so that more may find salvation in the Lord Jesus, piss be upon him, and redemption from sin in his blood. As my mother used to say: The truth only hurts if a lie got there first.

You claim to be a Christian. Is it not odd that a Christian finds him self disagreeing with those who hold God’s Word above their own? Is it True Christians you hate, or your God? You do not show much knowledge of the Word.

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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-19-2010, 02:29 PM

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You will fail. Unlike you, I checked my facts very thoroughly. Allow me to demonstrate that.

So according to you no one in Australia calls David Clarence a King?

Did I claim otherwise?

Your logic seems a tad flawed.

Then I have some very good news. You can get on your knees! I admit the information is so extreme that it might look like it was all fabricated, but is is all 100% factual (just click on the link). Please post a video proving you held up your part of the deal!

I don't like gays adopting. There is a difference.

Where did I ever mention race? Are you aware Hitler was an Austrian?
I tried to Google this David Clarence, do you mean David Boon? This is the first time I've heard of him, and he sure is no king.

If America has areas where gays can legally marry, yet Australia doesn't, wouldn't that make America more gay-tolerant?

I'm sorry, I meant America has a higher abortion rate than Australia.

Ah, ok.

I'm sorry, but encyclopaedia of stupid doesn't count as factual evidence, please try again.

Race? The race is Australia. What does Austria have to do with Australia anyway?
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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-19-2010, 02:38 PM

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I tried to Google this David Clarence, do you mean David Boon? This is the first time I've heard of him, and he sure is no king.

If America has areas where gays can legally marry, yet Australia doesn't, wouldn't that make America more gay-tolerant?

I'm sorry, I meant America has a higher abortion rate than Australia.

Ah, ok.

I'm sorry, but encyclopaedia of stupid doesn't count as factual evidence, please try again.

Race? The race is Australia. What does Austria have to do with Australia anyway?
I don't know son, but why are you Australians all so racist?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_at...s_in_Australia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adelaide_Institute
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_Cronulla_riots
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lambing_Flat_riots
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Action
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriotic_Youth_League
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racial_...e_in_Australia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racism_in_Australia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stolen_Generations
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_gang_rapes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jackson_Jive
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_van_Tongeren
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Australia_policy
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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-19-2010, 02:41 PM

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Race? The race is Australia.
The only racing you are ever going to be doing is to the welfare office.


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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-19-2010, 02:47 PM

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I tried to Google this David Clarence, do you mean David Boon?
Yes, I mean King Boonie:



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If America has areas where gays can legally marry, yet Australia doesn't, wouldn't that make America more gay-tolerant?
No.

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doesn't count as factual evidence
Stop making up excuses and start doing what you promised God!

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The race is Australia.
Australia is not a race, it is a country.


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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-19-2010, 02:53 PM

I'd say patriotism. In Australia, some evil people see it fit to be racist like it's some right of passage to patriotism. It sickens me and a large portion of the country, but alas we are failing to reduce it.

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The only racing you are ever going to be doing is to the welfare office.
I don't receive welfare. I am really starting to get sick of the racism against Australia.


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Yes, I mean King Boonie:



No.

Stop making up excuses and start doing what you promised God!

Australia is not a race, it is a country.
Boon is not our king.

I asked for factual evidence, you failed to provide. Stop diverting attention and provide.

By definition, Australia is a race.
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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-19-2010, 03:48 PM

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I asked for factual evidence, you failed to provide. Stop diverting attention and provide.
I already provided facts on several occasions. You ignoring the facts does not make them less factual. I am disapointed you refuse to keep up your end of the bargain but I suppose I should have expected that to happen.


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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-20-2010, 01:35 AM

Cranky Old Man are you still mad at Australia because they won the Americas Cup in 1983?


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