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Question My son has shamed me horribly with his perverted anal pleasure! - 11-18-2013, 06:00 AM

Hello Brothers and Sisters,

I come before you today at wit's end.

My eldest son has confided in me that my youngest son told him that he finds the disgusting act of defecating to be pleasurable sometimes. A part of me just died at that moment. What kind of perverted monster have I raised?

How can I face my friends in Christ knowing my son may well be on the road to hell, a disgusting perverted abomination in the eyes of our Loving Savior?

Why would he bring such shame on his own father like this? Where have I failed? Obviously I have fallen short as a father.

I have already laid heavily upon his backside with my trusty razor strop, until I was fatigued. Then I read to him from the Holy Bible many verses concerning the fleshly pleasures. I rebuked and shamed him for more than an hour for his unnatural and effeminate feelings. I used every derogatory word I know. I told him to get in his closet, where all little homers belong, until I can figure out what to do.

Now, obviously he must fast, so that he will not be defecating any time soon. My question is:

Once he is cleansed, should I put stool softeners/laxatives in his food and make him eat large quantities of powerful chili peppers raw so that his movements are quite painful? I have always found that negative reinforcement is a powerful parenting tool.

What do you recommend...I thought perhaps some of you may have dealt with this issue and might have some constructive advice on how to drive this evil from my son. His soul is in jeopardy, and I fear for him.




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Default Re: My son has shamed me horribly with his perverted anal pleasure! - 11-18-2013, 06:31 AM

Oh you poor thing! Parenting can be a challenge, can't it? I've been very successful raising Godly Children so I think I have some authority here. What you need to understand is that pleasures of the flesh are highly addictive. It changes brain chemistry, it affects dopamine levels, and can take a year for that chemistry to return to normal. Cocaine addicts who were also porn addicts said quitting coke was easier. Who can quit defecating? He will forever face this temptation unless he can overcome this sin.

The most important thing to know is that this addiction is really a spiritual battle.

An addict can go days or even weeks without succumbing to his addiction, but the compulsion continues to build until they can't resist. Addiction is a progressive problem, what stimulates the flesh this time isn't enough next time. Today it's a natural bowel movement, tomorrow it's... well, I needn't get into details.

One cannot avoid defecating like one can avoid pornography or women. Learning to recognize the signs of needing that "hit" is helpful, then you can work on learning to redirect the behavior into a healthier direction.

Ultimately what your son needs is to open his heart to Jesus. If he's confessed his sins and said the Sinner's Prayer, he was lying. No True Christian™ would find stimulation of the rectal area pleasurable. In order to know why he must give himself to Jesus, he must know the extent of the sin that offends Jesus so much.

Here is what I suggest.

Take your child to Walmart and go to the adult diaper section. Make your son carry them up to the cashier and explain why he needs them. Let him explain in his own words that he's in danger of becoming a homosexual because he likes the feeling of things going through his bum, but with the loving guidance of his parents he is going to turn his sinful lifestyle around. This teaches him humility as well as obedience, both utterly necessary if you wish to see your son in Heaven one day.

Put the adult diaper on him and keep it there. I would suggest not removing it until Sunday just before church. Tell him naughty children who like excrement so much can just wallow in it without stopping. This helps to rewire his brain so the experience of defecation is a bit less pleasurable, and the reality of giving into desires of the flesh is connected to the stench of old urine and poop. Let him clean up before church so no one else has to suffer, but place a new diaper on him before leaving so he understands that the LORD Jesus Christ has promised to wash him clean with His Precious Blood for all eternity. He can think about that while he sits in clean diapers for the first time in a week, letting any sores have a few hours to heal. Would he rather suffer the consequences of letting his sin nature win, or would he rather Jesus loves him?

Surely the menfolk can provide you with the necessary biblical hermeneutics that address toileting issues. For a biblical study that accompanies parental discipline, I offer you my paper: Godly Parenting: Tomato Staking for Beginners

I'll add you to our daily prayer list.

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Default Re: My son has shamed me horribly with his perverted anal pleasure! - 11-18-2013, 06:46 AM

I was hoping you would provide your wisdom and insight, Sister Mary! For this I am very grateful; God has moved you to answer my prayers. Hallelujah!

Yes he did confess his shame to Jesus, and now knowing he was lying, he will be punished more severely. I love that boy and want to bring him back to the Path of Righteousness. It is my duty, and I take it very seriously

I will take him to Wal-Mart first thing tomorrow to get the diapers in the manner you wisely recommend. I briefly considered getting him a binky as well, but I think the last thing he needs at this point is something to suck on. I will however have him wear a sign in public that says, "I am wearing diapers because I like to poop."

Thank you also for the wonderful article you have created for parents to raise our children in a Godly manner. I will print it out and keep it with me at all times.




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Default Re: My son has shamed me horribly with his perverted anal pleasure! - 11-18-2013, 11:23 AM

Also, what I found to be an effective treatment for such things is a special toilet seat with nails in it. You can always add some salt or lime juice for the extra teaching effect. The most importaint thing now is to root out such an unhealthy addiction before it's not too late.
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Once he is cleansed, should I put stool softeners/laxatives in his food and make him eat large quantities of powerful chili peppers raw so that his movements are quite painful? I have always found that negative reinforcement is a powerful parenting tool.
That's also a good option. Add the toilet seat with nails and sister Marys sugestion and your boy should be fixed in no time. For extra effect and so that he never forgets the lesson, I'd advise to you to keep this treatment a month after he realises the error of his ways.


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Default Re: My son has shamed me horribly with his perverted anal pleasure! - 11-18-2013, 02:20 PM

Perhaps we are looking at this the wrong way. Bowel movements can be quite holy, actually. God gives us some references to this in His Holy Bible, as explained in this helpful video about Christian bowel movements.



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Default Re: My son has shamed me horribly with his perverted anal pleasure! - 11-18-2013, 05:10 PM

Make him eat a thousand plums and he won't be laughing then!


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If your children disappoint you, you should hit them harder (Proverbs 23:13-14).


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How 'bout just talking to your son?
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Talking? This child is in danger of hell fire, man!

The time for talking is long gone; it's time to force him into the prayer closet for a minimum of 4 hours each day - and don't let him just sit in there and read Twitter. Take his cell phone and only provide the Holy Bible as entertainment.

You may also show him this excerpt from the late Jerry Falwell's book, "Wow, I Hate Toileting."

"I was only 9 years old, sitting in my 3rd grade class, when I felt the familiar pain in my abdomen. I cursed the baby Jesus, knowing I had to attend to my body's need to toilet. This had been an activity I dreaded each day in school. All the boys toileted together and similarly the girls. Having other boys toilet around me made me feel dirty and icky. I remember one of my friends telling me how much he enjoyed toileting, particularly defecation. I didn't know to pray for him; instead, I laughed along and shared his glee.

I found out some years later that this friend became a homosexual, dancing in gaywise bars dressed as a woman called Virginia Hamm. He was arrested for shoplifting a faux pearl bracelet, which began his criminal lifestyle. Another arrest followed shortly, when he stole the neighbor boy's underwear from the clothes line. He often spoke of how he enjoyed defecation; how it made him feel fresh and renewed each time. Within a year, he developed the AIDS and started smoking oxycontin and shooting up marijuana cigarettes in his veins. By age 31, he was worshipping satan and having intimate relations with his pets (2 horses, a penguin, and 3 chimpanzees).

If only we had stopped his toileting passion at an early age, he may have been a light on a hill for Jesus. Warn those you love that this could happen to them."

In Falwell's book, "How to be a Minister with a Huge Head and Glorify Jesus," he states:

"As a pastor, I have counseled many toileters, never being afraid to tell them how dangerous their activities are. Satan will try to take the mind off things that are important, since he prefers that we don't pray and worship God. Press on, Christian soldiers! We can win this battle."
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Default Re: My son has shamed me horribly with his perverted anal pleasure! - 11-19-2013, 03:41 AM

What your boy needs is a Holy Ghost ENEMA!






Send him over to my place on Thursday afternoon and I'll take care of it.


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Default Re: My son has shamed me horribly with his perverted anal pleasure! - 11-19-2013, 04:22 AM

I want to thank my Brothers and Sister for your outpouring of love and support. It means a lot to me.

I have put "dirty little poopyboy" (that is his new name until he is cured) in a diaper as suggested, and kept him in the unclean shack out back that my wife occupies during her unclean times. He is still fasting for Jesus.

He has fallen silent, which is good; it means he is reflecting on his abominable sin. I have provided him with water, a candle and a Bible (KJV 1611). He has a chair, but I doubt he will be sitting anytime soon.

Pastor Ezekiel, I know this is asking a great deal, but would you be willing to keep the boy for a few days to repeatedly perform this act of Holy cleansing upon him? I would be most grateful.




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Default Re: My son has shamed me horribly with his perverted anal pleasure! - 11-19-2013, 10:01 AM

The profession of psychology is always suspect, and the founder of modern psychoanalysis never mentions sin in his mostly rambling 24 volumes of drivel. Nonetheless, Freud did have something to say about anal fixation and how to resolve it, and the implication here is that if you're not carful your child can become a Democrat instead of a Republican.

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The libido now becomes focused on the anus and the child derives great pleasure from defecating. The child is now fully aware that they are a person in their own right and that their wishes can bring them into conflict with the demands of the outside world (i.e. their ego has developed).

Freud believed that this type of conflict tends to come to a head in potty training, in which adults impose restrictions on when and where the child can defecate. The nature of this first conflict with authority can determine the child's future relationship with all forms of authority.

Early or harsh potty training can lead to the child becoming an anal-retentive personality who hates mess, is obsessively tidy, punctual and respectful of authority. They can be stubborn and tight-fisted with their cash and possessions. This is all related to pleasure got from holding on to their faeces when toddlers, and their mum's then insisting that they get rid of it by placing them on the potty until they perform!

Not as daft as it sounds. The anal expulsive, on the other hand, underwent a liberal toilet-training regime during the anal stage. In adulthood the anal expulsive is the person who wants to share things with you. They like giving things away. In essence they are 'sharing their s**t'! An anal-expulsive personality is also messy, disorganized and rebellious.

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Default Re: My son has shamed me horribly with his perverted anal pleasure! - 11-19-2013, 10:39 AM

I think this may be the beginning of something big. Perhaps God has given your son this experience so that he in turn will be able to minister to others who are going through the same thing. I could see this growing into an ex-coprophiliac ministry. Perhaps your son will one day become a counsellor and lead other young men out of the coprophilic lifestyle, offering Biblically-based therapy and helping others to pray away their scat fetish. If the success of ex-gay therapies is anything to go by, I think it will be a real hit.


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Default Re: My son has shamed me horribly with his perverted anal pleasure! - 11-19-2013, 02:41 PM

Some time ago I suspected that my kid might have had same kind of problem. When asked about it, she denied it. Of course, if she already had some anal pleasure there is a big chance that Satan already slipped in her anus, made way into her brain and forced her to lie. I had to take some action just in case.

As I am bit of a geek for Jesus, I took used some technology for my aid. I rigged a pressure gauge with transmitter to a toilet seat, then bolted an electric dog collars with a receiver on my daughters thighs. So, when ever she sat down on a toilet set, the seat would start sending signals to dog collars and from there pain would creep up into her groin area. Signal get stronger all the time as long as pressure is applied to a seat. This way she learned natural way to associate intense pain and discomfort on all things anal (and cooter) while defecating or peeing. That, and taking care her business super fast.

Naturally I did not use all stick without a carrot, so whenever she came out of toiler crying, I would lock her into a prayer closet with her favorite bible for three hours as a reward. Today she gets all uneasy and apprehensive just form the thought of having to go to a toilet, even 3 years after I removed the electric collars, so she has truly been healed. That is, if there even were anything to heal to begin with. Then again, you can never love your kids too much, so it's better to be safe than sorry.
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Watch out though so that this doesn't develope into the adult babies cult
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Good point, Brother!

He is crying right now for the diaper to be removed, so I think my loving therapy so helpfully suggested here is working, and he will never want to wear another diaper ever again.

I thank God for my two older sons, for they are taunting and teasing "dirty little poopyboy" mercilessly!




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Default Re: My son has shamed me horribly with his perverted anal pleasure! - 11-20-2013, 02:03 AM

It is well known that homosexurals will go entire weeks without passing a stool, since having their rectums filled gives them such immense pleasure. And when they finally do make a bowel movement, they are on the toilet for hours on end, pushing and retracting their fecus in and out of their anuses like a prairie dog that can't make its mind up whether it wants to stay in or go outside, since this provides the homosexural with the cheap thrill of simulated anal s*x without even having to go to the trouble of loading up their Grinder app. It's sick and disgusting, but what else can you realistically expect from those who so flagrantly reject God's Commandments regarding the proper use of genitalia?

While your heart is in the right place with considering administering laxatives, I would caution against this also. Diarrhea and loose stools are the preferred anal lubricant among homosexurals. If he feels a gusher coming on, it may just be enough to push him over the edge into acting out any homosexural fantasies he may be harboring.

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It is well known that homosexurals will go entire weeks without passing a stool, since having their rectums filled gives them such immense pleasure. And when they finally do make a bowel movement, they are on the toilet for hours on end, pushing and retracting their fecus in and out of their anuses like a prairie dog that can't make its mind up whether it wants to stay in or go outside, since this provides the homosexural with the cheap thrill of simulated anal s*x without even having to go to the trouble of loading up their Grinder app. It's sick and disgusting, but what else can you realistically expect from those who so flagrantly reject God's Commandments regarding the proper use of genitalia?

While your heart is in the right place with considering administering laxatives, I would caution against this also. Diarrhea and loose stools are the preferred anal lubricant among homosexurals. If he feels a gusher coming on, it may just be enough to push him over the edge into acting out any homosexural fantasies he may be harboring.

My family and I will be praying for you. We all need all the prayers we can get in these End Times.
Brother Jedediah:

The app to which you refer is Grindr, not Grinder. I point this error out only because I witnessed its use today while shopping for a new shirt to wear for Sunday services. A very obviously gay man pulled his smart phone from a leather bag that had a strap on it like a woman's purse. He wore this bag around his shoulder. It bore an emblem of the gay company Versace. I naturally walked away, lest any AIDS germs attach themselves to me. However, I did cautiously observe him. Right there in a store owned by a Christian (Baptist) family, this homer started his Grindr app and began to search for a date. Could this abomination not wait until he was home? Was his plan to hook up with a pig and lure him into the dressing room of the clothing store? I chose not to find out. Immediately, I notified the owner of the store since he was working the front counter. He began quoting from Leviticus as he headed toward the homosexual, gun in hand. I went next door to the Bible store, leaving little cards in any non-KJV 1611 translation that read "This Bible is fake."

I know not what transpired with the homo, but the clothing store owner stopped me as I walked by, and I got a free shirt as a reward. Jesus is going to like how I look Sunday. I guarantee it. I can only hope that I stopped but one of the thousands of homo-rendezvous likely taking place at that moment.

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