|
Re: msn acronyms< THE WORK OF THE DEVIL> -
04-12-2008, 11:11 AM
Did you know that the devious Catholics have begun devising a special set of MSN acronyms that are only comprehensible to fellow Papists? For instance, if you or I saw someone type "*g*", we might assume that they were a demon-possessed spastic hitting keys at random, but in fact it's a common piece of Catholic slang meaning "Let's kill some Jews". This is because Catholics are racists, and God hates that. Another vile Popish trick is to use acronyms that have a perfectly innocuous meaning in American, but also stand for some kind of unspeakable filth in Latin. For instance, did you know that the Latin phrase for "Let's bugger some altarboys" abbreviates to "IMHO"? This is why anyone who chats with a Jesuit, even one on a different continent, is putting their immortal soul in serious danger. The Trappists are the worst - since their nonsensical vows of silence prevent them from talking like normal people, they just spend all the livelong day online, chatting up 14-year-old emo boys via MSN. If you drink Trappist beer, you're helping to fund paedophilic idolatry. And probably terrorism as well, one way or another.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
|
Linear Mode
