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Default Book teaches children how to be JAP harlots - 04-22-2008, 09:55 PM

Christ-haters keep pumping out children's books teaching them unspeakable depravities such as tolerance and acceptance, but I had no idea that they would descend to this level. A new book explains why "Mommy" (who looks suspiciously like Fran Drescher) went to get a nose job and a tummy tuck (and we know who does that).

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Taking a Kid's-Eye View Of Cosmetic Surgery

The hardcover book by board-certified plastic surgeon Michael A. Schnauzer, published by Big Tent Books and available for purchase online, seeks to answer the insistent questions posed by some young children: Why is Mommy's nose smaller? Where did her tummy go? And what's with all those bandages?
Here are some other questions, Dr. Schnauzer: Why does Mommy run around in such tight, revealing clothes? Where is Daddy? In the absence of a Daddy, who pays for the lovely house and the Bimmer, not to mention that plastic surgery? Why do you have to lead our precious children down the path to this lifestyle choice? Why do you hate Jesus so much?


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Default Re: Book teaches children how to be JAP harlots - 04-23-2008, 09:53 PM

This book is revolting. I like a woman to have child-bearing hips and a strong back for doing chores. What happened to loving your body the way God created it? If God wanted a women to have a mammoth nose and lopsided bosoms, then so be it!

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19What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
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