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Default Re: 100 Reasons Why Evolution Is So Stupid - 06-09-2013, 08:25 PM

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I have read it. It's hilarious; a great tool to become an atheist. You believe what is in this book because you're foolish, ignorant and scared. There is a distinction to be drawn between those who claim access to the view of truth, therefore, claim to know what happens to after we're dead on the basic of the text, which is nonsensical. If you want to believe it, that's fine, just don't push it down our children throats, and you must not tell me who I'm allowed to go to bed with and who I'm not allowed to go to bed with. It's no acceptable - anyone who tells me what happens after I'm dead is either a liar or a fool because you don't no.
You do realize that this is a Christian forum...Why are you here? Did your master satan send you?


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 100 Reasons Why Evolution Is So Stupid - 07-03-2013, 04:12 PM

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You keep saying there is no evidence for God but the Bible is, in fact evidence.

If you ignore the document we called the Bible you must also ignore the document known as On the Origin of Species.

Otherwise you are guilty of cherry picking evidence to suit your a priori assumptions.

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Your "proof" of God's existence uses circular logic, which never works.
So God wrote the Bible, and the Bible said that God wrote the bible, which means that God wrote the Bible, because it said that God wrote the bible...
That's not proof.
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Default Re: 100 Reasons Why Evolution Is So Stupid - 07-03-2013, 04:30 PM

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Your "proof" of God's existence uses circular logic, which never works.
So God wrote the Bible, and the Bible said that God wrote the bible, which means that God wrote the Bible, because it said that God wrote the bible...
That's not proof.
Son, you remind me of a story. This is the story of a hunter who year after year kept bringing to market huge quantities of wild boar. Nobody could figure out how he did it. He never told his secret. Finally, on his deathbed, some of his friends asked him how he had done it.

"Well, it took a lot of planning. First, I set out troughs of food. The older hogs refuse to get near it at first, but the younger ones do come sniffing around, and they eventually start eating. I let them do this for about a month. Even the older boars start joining the younger ones at the trough. Then I build a fence behind the trough. This scares them at first, but they find it easier to eat here than forage for themselves, so they come back.

"Then I build a second fence at a 90-degree angle to the back fence. That takes them a while to get used to, but they eventually do. Then comes the third side, and then the back side. There's a large gate in that final strip of fencing, and it's always wide open. It's on hinges. The hogs keep coming. After all, it's free food for one and all. When enough of them come in for their free food, I just shut the gate. The rest is easy."

This is precisely the strategy used by New Atheists against unsaved people. The free food is called "science" But the New Atheist High Priests are even smarter than that hunter. They make the atheists pay for the fencing and the darwinist slop in the trough. This system is called "public education." The short-sighted pigs pay for the slaughter of their own offspring. Pigs love their free slop, even when it isn't free. Warn them that the slop in the trough is a trap for their piglets, and you will hear a lot of outraged squealing. You will make a lot of enemies.

You don't have to be our enemy, friend. You don't have to fight Jesus any more. You can walk away from the trough and be free. We're here to help.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: 100 Reasons Why Evolution Is So Stupid - 07-03-2013, 04:37 PM

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Son, you remind me of a story. This is the story of a hunter who year after year kept bringing to market huge quantities of wild boar. Nobody could figure out how he did it. He never told his secret. Finally, on his deathbed, some of his friends asked him how he had done it.

"Well, it took a lot of planning. First, I set out troughs of food. The older hogs refuse to get near it at first, but the younger ones do come sniffing around, and they eventually start eating. I let them do this for about a month. Even the older boars start joining the younger ones at the trough. Then I build a fence behind the trough. This scares them at first, but they find it easier to eat here than forage for themselves, so they come back.

"Then I build a second fence at a 90-degree angle to the back fence. That takes them a while to get used to, but they eventually do. Then comes the third side, and then the back side. There's a large gate in that final strip of fencing, and it's always wide open. It's on hinges. The hogs keep coming. After all, it's free food for one and all. When enough of them come in for their free food, I just shut the gate. The rest is easy."

This is precisely the strategy used by New Atheists against unsaved people. The free food is called "science" But the New Atheist High Priests are even smarter than that hunter. They make the atheists pay for the fencing and the darwinist slop in the trough. This system is called "public education." The short-sighted pigs pay for the slaughter of their own offspring. Pigs love their free slop, even when it isn't free. Warn them that the slop in the trough is a trap for their piglets, and you will hear a lot of outraged squealing. You will make a lot of enemies.

You don't have to be our enemy, friend. You don't have to fight Jesus any more. You can walk away from the trough and be free. We're here to help.

I do understand that the message you attempted to convey here was about not being enemies, but as I've stated before, when the people on this forum have no counter to a post of mine, they attempt to evade the post (very poorly) and they go off topic. All you did was criticize public education and imply that I'm "short-sighted." I've had a wonderful education; I learn at school, and I also learn from various sources that are completely unrelated to school.
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Default Re: 100 Reasons Why Evolution Is So Stupid - 07-03-2013, 04:43 PM

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I do understand that the message you attempted to convey here was about not being enemies, but as I've stated before, when the people on this forum have no counter to a post of mine, they attempt to evade the post (very poorly) and they go off topic. All you did was criticize public education and imply that I'm "short-sighted." I've had a wonderful education; I learn at school, and I also learn from various sources that are completely unrelated to school.
You didn't address my post properly.
What you've learned is a lie. You've been fenced in and are being led to eternal slaughter. Only, in Hell, there is no end. There is no death. The torture and suffering will go on forever and ever and ever, and you will have no choice but to experience it for all eternity. Son, you have the option to walk away! You have the opportunity to see the open gate in the corner - the Way of Christ! You have the ability to turn away from this free slop you call education, this slop that tricked you into believing what your teachers told you is right. Don't miss this opportunity! I implore you - get right with Jesus now, before it's too late!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: 100 Reasons Why Evolution Is So Stupid - 07-03-2013, 04:53 PM

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What you've learned is a lie. You've been fenced in and are being led to eternal slaughter. Only, in Hell, there is no end. There is no death. The torture and suffering will go on forever and ever and ever, and you will have no choice but to experience it for all eternity. Son, you have the option to walk away! You have the opportunity to see the open gate in the corner - the Way of Christ! You have the ability to turn away from this free slop you call education, this slop that tricked you into believing what your teachers told you is right. Don't miss this opportunity! I implore you - get right with Jesus now, before it's too late!
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Default Re: 100 Reasons Why Evolution Is So Stupid - 07-04-2013, 04:19 AM

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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 100 Reasons Why Evolution Is So Stupid - 07-04-2013, 08:24 AM

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Default Re: 100 Reasons Why Evolution Is So Stupid - 07-04-2013, 11:01 AM

We evolved, we didn't just become humans out of thin air. If God did make us in human form, does that not make him a witchcraft practitioner?

Evolution has more of an stance in human society than a wizard in the sky.
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Default Re: 100 Reasons Why Evolution Is So Stupid - 07-04-2013, 11:05 AM

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We evolved, we didn't just become humans out of thin air. If God did make us in human form, does that not make him a witchcraft practitioner?

Evolution has more of an stance in human society than a wizard in the sky.
Then why hasn't all that pond scum evolved into monkeys already?


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Then why hasn't all that pond scum evolved into monkeys already?
Because it's survival of the fittest, you can't just evolve everything other wise it causes imbalance like if all evil was destroyed it would ruin the balance. Natural selection at it's finest.
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Because it's survival of the fittest, you can't just evolve everything other wise it causes imbalance like if all evil was destroyed it would ruin the balance. Natural selection at it's finest.
But sickular scientists are always claiming that viruses and bacteria are constantly evolving resistance to drugs. Now you are saying that they can't do that because it would destroy some balance or something. Can't be both ways.

I'm pretty sure that God would have mentioned it if He had created evolution. Since He didn't mention it, we're safe in assuming its just a made up wild guess theory.


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But sickular scientists are always claiming that viruses and bacteria are constantly evolving resistance to drugs. Now you are saying that they can't do that because it would destroy some balance or something. Can't be both ways.

I'm pretty sure that God would have mentioned it if He had created evolution. Since He didn't mention it, we're safe in assuming its just a made up wild guess theory.
Bacteria isn't a mammalian creature, it is a rouge part of evolution. If God wanted to save people he surely would have not created diseased, known about rational thinking and logical too. You can't assume it's made up because there is boxes of evidence that claim it's real, The bible was created YEARS ago with little to no evidence and even if you claim there is evidence you can't back it up without quote a book which there in turn takes a circular turn that cannot be broken without evidence.
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It's admiral to you all to think that in the face of overwhelming oposition and evidence, or in you case lack there of, that you continue your road to ultimate disappointment.
It's human nature for those of us who care to try and teach and serve as best we can to assert the truth, just as you do. We're just not misguided
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

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Overwhelming opposition and evidence? Heathen, I'm an electrical engineer for Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ and I've studied science extensively. The only things I learned were derivations of senseless theory and formulas with no basis on reality, that a piece of toilet paper with a bunch of scribblings on it will make you a mediocre living, and that The Holy Bible should be the foundation for all science taught in all schools, everywhere.
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Overwhelming opposition and evidence? Heathen, I'm an electrical engineer for Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ and I've studied science extensively. The only things I learned were derivations of senseless theory and formulas with no basis on reality, that a piece of toilet paper with a bunch of scribblings on it will make you a mediocre living, and that The Holy Bible should be the foundation for all science taught in all schools, everywhere.
You've studied science? No you haven't, if you had you would not have had such an insane rant. If you believe the theories and formulas are "derivation of senseless" you, clearly, do not understand what you are doing. I thought electricity was Satan's work when first introduced? I wish Christians would make up their minds! We could always burn the Bible in the science classroom to demonstrate how combustion works? You can believe the nonsense in the bible if you want to. You can't push your irrational nonsense on our children and education system. Evolution is the foundation of all the biological sciences. Knowledge regarding evolution has already greatly improved our quality of life. It has produced tens of thousands of discoveries in genetics, epidemiology, archeology, agriculture, embryology, bacteriology… the list goes on. Denying evolution now would be like denying the Earth orbits the sun. The bible shouldn't be taught as fact because it isn't fact.
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You've studied science? No you haven't, if you had you would not have had such an insane rant. If you believe the theories and formulas are "derivation of senseless" you, clearly, do not understand what you are doing. I thought electricity was Satan's work when first introduced? I wish Christians would make up their minds! We could always burn the Bible in the science classroom to demonstrate how combustion works? You can believe the nonsense in the bible if you want to. You can't push your irrational nonsense on our children and education system. Evolution is the foundation of all the biological sciences. Knowledge regarding evolution has already greatly improved our quality of life. It has produced tens of thousands of discoveries in genetics, epidemiology, archeology, agriculture, embryology, bacteriology… the list goes on. Denying evolution now would be like denying the Earth orbits the sun. The bible shouldn't be taught as fact because it isn't fact.
Please enlighten me as to HOW electromagnetic flux lines run perpendicular to the direction of a current source, HOW an entity can be both a wave and a particle at the same time, HOW gravity can bend this so called "space time" and cause frame dragging, or HOW time dilates when one approaches the speed of light?

Humans are unable to come up with answers to these perplexing inquiries because it wasn't meant for our understanding save the understanding Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ since He made all of it, including us. Your only job is to be on your knees in prayer, begging for forgiveness in hope that Our Lord won't send your petty ass to hell to burn, which he more than likely will do judging from your last post.
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Please enlighten me as to HOW electromagnetic flux lines run perpendicular to the direction of a current source, HOW an entity can be both a wave and a particle at the same time, HOW gravity can bend this so called "space time" and cause frame dragging, or HOW time dilates when one approaches the speed of light?
Gravity doesn't effect Space-Time, it is mass, which is what creates gravity, and it bends because the object is there, just imagine a box full of foam, the foam will be space time, now put an object in it, the foam moves around the object, same thing is true with Space Time, except it depends on mass. Time changes regardless of how fast one moves, why I don't know, but they proved it with three Atomic Clocks, one flew around the world, and two sat side by side, the one flown around the world was a greater difference than the one that sat still, compared to the other one that sat still.

Usually when we ask "how", what we mean is whether there is a further breakdown of the principles involved, is our explanation as fundamental as it can be? At a fundamental level the best we can do is identify the manner in which nature operates, and leave the HOW to philosophy, because if you get an answer to any of these, the next question in your mind is going to be...yes, you guess it, HOW does *that* work. At some point, when we reach first-principle explanations, it just IS.

Science does not have all the answers, there are many things science cannot explain at this moment, but we are going long ways to find out. Well science does not have all the answers, it is the best means to find these answers. Just because we don't know these answers doesn't mean God invented it. Science is not about answers anyway, its about being able to ask the right questions. Religion is all about answers, and not asking any questions. To believe science you have to abandon instinct, and learn to anyalyse facts. To believe religion, you have to abandon facts and learn to follow blind faith.

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Prove both quotes.

This is a guess and a belief. Science on the other hand is true and proven. Obviously from what you are asking, you don't understand it. Therefore, you come to conclusions about the world from guessing and believing in the bible.

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blah, blah, blah... The bible shouldn't be taught as fact because it isn't fact.
Because we know that God created man, it is impossible that Man should know anything before creation - he can only guess at it. And that is what science is - a series of guesses.





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