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Re: Sex ed -
03-25-2008, 04:04 AM
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Aren't you TC's compelled to marry and make babies for Jesus?
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Not all. Some are like Paul. Happy to be single because that gives them more time to serve the Lord.
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Re: Sex ed -
03-25-2008, 04:12 AM
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What if the woman's on her rags??? Strawberry cream wouldn't be too appertising.....
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If you bothered to pay attention, Lady_Cunt, you'd know that women are unclean during their time of the month -- or, as you Australiennes put it, "on her rags" -- and are not permitted to be in contact with other people.
Now, how would a husband attempt relations with his wife when she is out in her shed? That would be vile and disgusting.
Likewise, husbands will not be permitted in the private rooms at The Monthly Visitor, my luxury B&B-style getaway for Freehold's Silver, Gold, and Platinum Tither ladies during their time. (The Don't Drip Inn will be opening a few months after The Monthly Visitor, and will provide rustic accommodations for Pewter and Tin Tithers.)
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Re: Sex ed -
03-25-2008, 04:58 AM
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Aren't you TC's compelled to marry and make babies for Jesus?
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I just have this for you:
1 Corinthians 7:7-9 (King James Version)
For I would that all men were even as I myself. But every man hath his proper gift of GOD, one after this manner, and another after that.
I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, it is good for them if they abide even as I.
But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.
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Re: Sex ed -
03-25-2008, 03:24 PM
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I just have this for you:
1 Corinthians 7:7-9 (King James Version)
For I would that all men were even as I myself. But every man hath his proper gift of GOD, one after this manner, and another after that.
I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, it is good for them if they abide even as I.
But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.
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Paul also says that women are saved in child-bearing. How are the women supposed to bear children if the men are all supposed to be celibate?
Paul also says that pastors should be the husband of one wife.
So Zeke needs to either marry Thumper or they need to break off the engagement.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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03-25-2008, 04:22 PM
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Paul also says that women are saved in child-bearing. How are the women supposed to bear children if the men are all supposed to be celibate?
Paul also says that pastors should be the husband of one wife.
So Zeke needs to either marry Thumper or they need to break off the engagement.
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Don't you have some dishes to do, or some meal to cook, or something, woman? The matter of women having a soul, and therefore being able to be Saved© is still a matter of debate, but assuming you do, it would be a problem for Ms. Thumper, not for dear Pastor Zeke, he does not have to bear with that situation, for he is a man of might, is that clear, or do I need to explain it to you more physically?
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I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.
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Re: Sex ed -
03-25-2008, 04:27 PM
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Unlike you obviously, I don't ask women when/if they are on their period.
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If she's really using a rag like a Godly Christian woman instead of using a tampon like a harlot, you don't have to ask. You can smell it from several feet away.
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Re: Sex ed -
03-26-2008, 01:19 PM
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Don't you have some dishes to do, or some meal to cook, or something, woman?
Nope.
The matter of women having a soul, and therefore being able to be Saved© is still a matter of debate,
Paul apparently was of the opinion that women had a soul, otherwise he would not have spoken of their being "saved."
but assuming you do, it would be a problem for Ms. Thumper, not for dear Pastor Zeke, he does not have to bear with that situation, for he is a man of might, is that clear,
So the whole business of making babies is her problem, not his? She can't get herself pregnant, you know.
And he can't make a baby with a bear.
or do I need to explain it to you more physically?
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Explain it to me physically? Over an internet connection? What are you going to do, email me a picture of a fist?
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Re: Sex ed -
03-26-2008, 01:20 PM
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If she's really using a rag like a Godly Christian woman instead of using a tampon like a harlot, you don't have to ask. You can smell it from several feet away.
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Not if she showers daily.
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Re: Sex ed -
03-26-2008, 01:24 PM
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Explain it to me physically? Over an internet connection? What are you going to do, email me a picture of a fist?
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Sending you telepathic messages hasn't been working, apparently. You might want to check your receiver.
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Re: Sex ed -
03-26-2008, 07:58 PM
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Not if she showers daily.
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I have to agree with Dances, good women are always clean if they have a water source. In fact, if you're lost in the woods and have a water bottle, you can still stay clean to a degree. Both my mom and I wear pads and we never smell bad.
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Re: Sex ed -
03-26-2008, 08:04 PM
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So Zeke needs to either marry Thumper or they need to break off the engagement.
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Well! At least Pastor Ezekiel and Sister Thumper don't run wild across the Country-side, with Hicks and Wiggers, stealing peoples' clothing out of dryers in laundromats so that they can SNIFF THEM!!!!!
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Re: Sex ed -
03-26-2008, 08:55 PM
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Well! At least Pastor Ezekiel and Sister Thumper don't run wild across the Country-side, with Hicks and Wiggers, stealing peoples' clothing out of dryers in laundromats.
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That happened to me once and I was lucky to be able to run the thief down and get my duds back. I don't leave my clothes alone at the laundrymat, anymore
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Re: Sex ed -
03-26-2008, 11:43 PM
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Well! At least Pastor Ezekiel and Sister Thumper don't run wild across the Country-side, with Hicks and Wiggers, stealing peoples' clothing out of dryers in laundromats so that they can SNIFF THEM!!!!!
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I don't steal other people's clothes, and I don't go about randomly sniffing garments.
But you can't tell me that when you pull a t-shirt or a sweater over your head, or dry your face with a towel, you don't notice what it smells like.
If people didn't like their laundry to smell nice, then why would detergent and fabric softener manufacturers put scent in their products?
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Re: Sex ed -
03-26-2008, 11:56 PM
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Paul also says that women are saved in child-bearing. How are the women supposed to bear children if the men are all supposed to be celibate?
Paul also says that pastors should be the husband of one wife.
So Zeke needs to either marry Thumper or they need to break off the engagement.
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Once again, you are sticking your warty nose into other people's business, only this time the business is MINE.
If you cannot keep your unsaved opinions to yourself, and stop trying to break up good Christian couples (in a feeble attempt to turn everyone queer), then you are going to be asked to leave.
MIND YOUR OWN CALDRON, witch!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Sex ed -
03-27-2008, 12:40 AM
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Aren't you TC's compelled to marry and make babies for Jesus?
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I can see what you're trying to do here, and no, Jesus is not going to compel me to marry you, no matter how much you might wish it.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Sex ed -
03-27-2008, 11:53 AM
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I can see what you're trying to do here, and no, Jesus is not going to compel me to marry you, no matter how much you might wish it.
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Marry you? Just the thought makes me want to hurl.
I am happily married, and even if I weren't, I wouldn't marry a TC if my life depended on it.
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Re: Sex ed -
03-27-2008, 12:00 PM
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Marry you? Just the thought makes me want to hurl.
I am happily married, and even if I weren't, I wouldn't marry a TC if my life depended on it.
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Your life may not depend on it but your eternal Soul certainly shall.
You shouldn't say that kind of stuff whilst Jesus is watching.
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being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Sex ed -
03-27-2008, 12:05 PM
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Your life may not depend on it but your eternal Soul certainly shall.
You shouldn't say that kind of stuff whilst Jesus is watching.
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It's the truth. Would your Jesus prefer that I lie?
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Re: Sex ed -
03-27-2008, 12:09 PM
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Marry you? Just the thought makes me want to hurl.
I am happily married, and even if I weren't, I wouldn't marry a TC if my life depended on it.
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Just out of interest, which would you rather do - marry a TC, or make a post with some kind of vaguely interesting, amusing, worthwhile or thought-provoking content?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Sex ed -
03-27-2008, 02:07 PM
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Marry you? Just the thought makes me want to hurl.
I am happily married, and even if I weren't, I wouldn't marry a TC if my life depended on it.
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