HOME WELCOME! FORUMS Register FAQ Calendar Mark Forums Read
Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > General Church Fellowship
Reload this Page Two RCMP officers came to my kids school today
General Church Fellowship A place for True Christians to join in praise, faith and fellowship.

Reply
Page 1 of 2 1 2
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#1)
Old
Brother Enoch's Avatar
Brother Enoch Brother Enoch is offline
The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
True Christian™

True Christian™ Ex-Mary Worshipper Real American™ True Christian Provider™ award Saved 1 Year One Year/1000 posts Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian TC Bravery Tin Tither Tell her once Porn Resistant Pro-Life Persecuted Flat Earth Eats the Most Pork Honorary Ex-Eskimo True Republican Anti-sodomy

 
Posts: 4,391
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: America's Frozen Attic
Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Two RCMP officers came to my kids school today - 11-18-2009, 10:49 PM
My kids told me yesterday that 2 RCMPs would be at their elementary school today. Well, the RCMP are good law abiding/enforcing folk, so I figured this would be a good thing. Then my kids told me they were coming to talk about 'diversity', whatever that is. I figured it must be a good thing if the RCMPs are supporting it.

I should have googled what this 'diversity' thing meant.

The kids brought home a publicity photo of the two 'RCMP"s that talked with them.



A mooslim and a woman! The arab isn't even wearing a Mountie hat! Apparently Canadia is so tolerant that our national police force will let terrorists defile the uniform with towels! Probably has a bomb under that thing.

And, I'm sorry, but a woman cop? She should be at home taking care of the kids and making supper for her husband. She's probably a lezbo. I guess that's more of that diversity, lezbo man-hating cops. Great.

I'm so fed up with this country. I've got to get out of here. If only US border services would let me across the border, I'd be there in a flash.

Anybody have any pull with immigration?
Reply With Quote
(#2)
Old
Rev. M. Rodimer's Avatar
Rev. M. Rodimer Rev. M. Rodimer is offline
Honorary True Christian™
Forum Member

One Year/1000 posts Gunfest '07 True Christian™ Saved 1 Year 1st Year Bible College True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager Long service medal, 3rd class Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Mission to Australia Pastor of GOD Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Ex-Masturbator Ex-Masturbator 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork Public Awareness Medal True Republican Eats the Most Pork Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Christian Love Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior

 
Posts: 13,993
Join Date: May 2008
Location: North Salem, Indiana
Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Two RCMP officers came to my kids school today - 11-18-2009, 11:45 PM
The Mount-Me's? In a school?!

Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
Reply With Quote
(#3)
Old
Jeb Stuart Thurmond's Avatar
Jeb Stuart Thurmond Jeb Stuart Thurmond is offline
Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
 

Public Awareness Medal One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 2nd class Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Real American™ Saved 5 Years Gold Tither Heaven Bound TC Bravery TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Tagging for Jesus Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork True Republican Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Hatchet Child Rearing Award Touched by Jesus Alternative Facts Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ QAnon Storm Chaser Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 6,639
Join Date: Jun 2007
Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Two RCMP officers came to my kids school today - 11-18-2009, 11:47 PM
What do you mean, police officers "came" to school? Don't Canadian schools have police stationed at the school already? Or have the soft on crime liberals kicked them out? What's next, are they going to unplug the metal detectors and reduce the random body cavity searches to mere stripsearches?

Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
Got Questions? See Frequently Asked Questions, or use Forum Search, tag system, or our guides on Geography, History, Science, Comparative Religion, Civics, and Current Events.
Did I use a new word you've never heard? Definitions here. | Vote! Everything you need to vote here!
Reply With Quote
(#4)
Old
Brother Enoch's Avatar
Brother Enoch Brother Enoch is offline
The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
True Christian™

True Christian™ Ex-Mary Worshipper Real American™ True Christian Provider™ award Saved 1 Year One Year/1000 posts Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian TC Bravery Tin Tither Tell her once Porn Resistant Pro-Life Persecuted Flat Earth Eats the Most Pork Honorary Ex-Eskimo True Republican Anti-sodomy

 
Posts: 4,391
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: America's Frozen Attic
Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Two RCMP officers came to my kids school today - 11-19-2009, 01:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
What do you mean, police officers "came" to school? Don't Canadian schools have police stationed at the school already? Or have the soft on crime liberals kicked them out? What's next, are they going to unplug the metal detectors and reduce the random body cavity searches to mere stripsearches?
Nope, no cops stationed at the schools, no metal detectors, no crime of any kind.

It's one of the only good things Canadia has going for it: No nigras!
Reply With Quote
(#5)
Old
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 20,000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth 50,000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Japan Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Provider™ award True Scientist™ Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher Special Mission (North Korea) Golden Bear Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! WisconSIN Shooting survivor Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club In Love With Zeke Bear Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Man of the Year True Christian Hotrodder Paula Deen Negro Support Group Gator Touched by Jesus 75,000 posts Man of the Year Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Mission to Korea Trump of GOD Uber Angels Driver Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Golden Bear Award Mission Long service medal, 2nd class Aardvark Asked questions later Heart of compassion Crown of Righteousness The Crown of Crowns Crown of Glory Crown of Incorruptibility Crown of Rejoicing Crown of Life BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Mission to the Philippines Clorox Cured Me QAnon Storm Chaser Anti-Biden British Royalty

 
Posts: 79,910
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Two RCMP officers came to my kids school today - 11-19-2009, 01:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Avatar View Post
Nope, no cops stationed at the schools, no metal detectors, no crime of any kind.

It's one of the only good things Canadia has going for it: No nigras!
What are you talking about? I saw a towelheaded nigra in that photo your kids brought home!

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
(#6)
Old
Brother Enoch's Avatar
Brother Enoch Brother Enoch is offline
The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
True Christian™

True Christian™ Ex-Mary Worshipper Real American™ True Christian Provider™ award Saved 1 Year One Year/1000 posts Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian TC Bravery Tin Tither Tell her once Porn Resistant Pro-Life Persecuted Flat Earth Eats the Most Pork Honorary Ex-Eskimo True Republican Anti-sodomy

 
Posts: 4,391
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: America's Frozen Attic
Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Two RCMP officers came to my kids school today - 11-19-2009, 01:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
What are you talking about? I saw a towelheaded nigra in that photo your kids brought home!
Yeah, sand nigras. We've got tons of them. And gooks and chinks up the yinyang too. They all fled asia in the 90's before China took over honkong. Injuns too, lots of them. And almost everyone is libral.

But we didn't have slavery back when the wussy brits were in control here, so none of the afreakan nigras, like you've got. Those are the ones who cause all the regular crime. The ragheads aren't interested in the small crimes they want the bigtime. And since there aren't any big targets in Candia we're pretty safe.

Safe from ragheads, and from nigras, but not safe from librals and Hell. That's why I've got to get my kids out of here.
Reply With Quote
(#7)
Old
Timmythemick Timmythemick is offline
Unsaved trash, Drunken nancyboy in a skirt
 
  
Posts: 31
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: The scottish highlands
Timmythemick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Timmythemick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Two RCMP officers came to my kids school today - 11-20-2009, 01:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
What are you talking about? I saw a towelheaded nigra in that photo your kids brought home!
That 'towelheaded nigra' you are referring to would be of the Sikh religion not a 'mooslim' as the topic starter wrongly stated, Sikhs are a peaceful religion who have no quarrels with western society as a whole, even though the stupid buggers south of my beautiful land enslaved them for a few hundred years. The female police officer you see in that picture is a perfectly acceptable form of law enforcement officer, except in the eyes of sexist rednecks who can't stand the thought of a woman (much like the sister they have sex with) has more power than them and must therefore brand them as a lesbian.

your local Satanist Priest
McHillenTheScotsman
Reply With Quote
(#8)
Old
Jeb Stuart Thurmond's Avatar
Jeb Stuart Thurmond Jeb Stuart Thurmond is offline
Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
 

Public Awareness Medal One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 2nd class Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Real American™ Saved 5 Years Gold Tither Heaven Bound TC Bravery TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Tagging for Jesus Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork True Republican Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Hatchet Child Rearing Award Touched by Jesus Alternative Facts Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ QAnon Storm Chaser Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 6,639
Join Date: Jun 2007
Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Two RCMP officers came to my kids school today - 11-20-2009, 02:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by McHillenthescotsman View Post
Sikhs are a peaceful religion who have no quarrels with western society
Don't tell me, tell the passengers of Air India Flight 182. But you can't because a Sikh group killed them all in the biggest act of terror against airlines prior to 9/11.

Quote:
Originally Posted by wikipedia
The [sikhs] killed all 22 crew and 307 passengers including 84 children (aged 12 and under), and 51 youth (aged 13–17).
Killed by the same Sikhs who demand the right to carry knives on planes, because that's their religion. 270 of the murdered were Canadians. No quarrel with the West? Well, I guess for a quarrel someone has to fight back, right?

Quote:
Originally Posted by wikipedia
Twenty-six bodies, including twelve children, showed signs of hypoxia (lack of oxygen). Twenty-five bodies, mostly victims who were seated near windows, showed signs of explosive decompression. This included seven children. Twenty-three bodies had signs of "injuries from a vertical force".
That's Canadian diversity: Diverse forms of death at the hands of diverse terrorists.

To be fair, Sikhs don't just hate the West. Their hatred is diverse. They have a multicultural hatred everybody:

Quote:
Originally Posted by wikipedia
A Canadian Sikh, Ajaib Singh Bagri, co-founder of Babbar Khalsa, said in a 1984 speech, "Until we kill 50,000 Hindus, we will not rest."

Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
Got Questions? See Frequently Asked Questions, or use Forum Search, tag system, or our guides on Geography, History, Science, Comparative Religion, Civics, and Current Events.
Did I use a new word you've never heard? Definitions here. | Vote! Everything you need to vote here!
Reply With Quote
(#9)
Old
Timmythemick Timmythemick is offline
Unsaved trash, Drunken nancyboy in a skirt
 
  
Posts: 31
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: The scottish highlands
Timmythemick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Timmythemick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Two RCMP officers came to my kids school today - 11-20-2009, 02:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
Don't tell me, tell the passengers of Air India Flight 182. But you can't because a Sikh group killed them all in the biggest act of terror against airlines prior to 9/11.



Killed by the same Sikhs who demand the right to carry knives on planes, because that's their religion. 270 of the murdered were Canadians. No quarrel with the West? Well, I guess for a quarrel someone has to fight back, right?

That's Canadian diversity: Diverse forms of death at the hands of diverse terrorists.

To be fair, Sikhs don't just hate the West. Their hatred is diverse. They have a multicultural hatred everybody:
so you blame an entire religion for the actions of a radicalised minority?
do you do the same with Muslims or just anyone who is brown?

tú a bunch daoine marbha
Reply With Quote
(#10)
Old
Brother Enoch's Avatar
Brother Enoch Brother Enoch is offline
The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
True Christian™

True Christian™ Ex-Mary Worshipper Real American™ True Christian Provider™ award Saved 1 Year One Year/1000 posts Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian TC Bravery Tin Tither Tell her once Porn Resistant Pro-Life Persecuted Flat Earth Eats the Most Pork Honorary Ex-Eskimo True Republican Anti-sodomy

 
Posts: 4,391
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: America's Frozen Attic
Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Two RCMP officers came to my kids school today - 11-20-2009, 02:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by McHillenthescotsman View Post
so you blame an entire religion for the actions of a radicalised minority?
do you do the same with Muslims or just anyone who is brown?
Sikhs and mooslims are both terrorists who blow up planes and kill innocent civilians.

Do you see why I can't be bothered to distinguish between them?
Reply With Quote
(#11)
Old
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 20,000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth 50,000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Japan Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Provider™ award True Scientist™ Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher Special Mission (North Korea) Golden Bear Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! WisconSIN Shooting survivor Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club In Love With Zeke Bear Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Man of the Year True Christian Hotrodder Paula Deen Negro Support Group Gator Touched by Jesus 75,000 posts Man of the Year Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Mission to Korea Trump of GOD Uber Angels Driver Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Golden Bear Award Mission Long service medal, 2nd class Aardvark Asked questions later Heart of compassion Crown of Righteousness The Crown of Crowns Crown of Glory Crown of Incorruptibility Crown of Rejoicing Crown of Life BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Mission to the Philippines Clorox Cured Me QAnon Storm Chaser Anti-Biden British Royalty

 
Posts: 79,910
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Two RCMP officers came to my kids school today - 11-20-2009, 03:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Avatar View Post
Sikhs and mooslims are both terrorists who blow up planes and kill innocent civilians.

Do you see why I can't be bothered to distinguish between them?
Amen brother. It's all devil worship anyway.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
(#12)
Old
Timmythemick Timmythemick is offline
Unsaved trash, Drunken nancyboy in a skirt
 
  
Posts: 31
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: The scottish highlands
Timmythemick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Timmythemick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Two RCMP officers came to my kids school today - 11-20-2009, 03:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Avatar View Post
Sikhs and mooslims are both terrorists who blow up planes and kill innocent civilians.

Do you see why I can't be bothered to distinguish between them?

Once again it is spelled Muslim, and also once again, there is no point generalising a religion because of a radicalised minority. It just confirms to others the generalisation that your religion and your nation is ignorant, doesn't your precious bible say 'do unto others as you would have done to yourselves'? I know it isn't an exact quote, but you no doubt know the quote.
Also, the Muslim and Sikh faiths differ in core beliefs practically the only thing that is similar in their religions is their predominantly Asian/Middle Eastern followers.

tú a bunch daoine marbha
Reply With Quote
(#13)
Old
Brother Enoch's Avatar
Brother Enoch Brother Enoch is offline
The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
True Christian™

True Christian™ Ex-Mary Worshipper Real American™ True Christian Provider™ award Saved 1 Year One Year/1000 posts Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian TC Bravery Tin Tither Tell her once Porn Resistant Pro-Life Persecuted Flat Earth Eats the Most Pork Honorary Ex-Eskimo True Republican Anti-sodomy

 
Posts: 4,391
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: America's Frozen Attic
Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Two RCMP officers came to my kids school today - 11-20-2009, 03:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by McHillenthescotsman View Post

Also, the Muslim and Sikh faiths differ in core beliefs practically the only thing that is similar in their religions is their predominantly Asian/Middle Eastern followers.
And their propensity for blowing things up.

Have you been paying attention?
Reply With Quote
(#14)
Old
Lola Handcock Lola Handcock is offline
Forum Member

Uppity Woman/Enabler Uppity Woman/Enabler Cherry-picker Fluffy bunny

 
Posts: 739
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: looking out the window of my Double wide
Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: Two RCMP officers came to my kids school today - 11-20-2009, 03:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Avatar View Post
And their propensity for blowing things up.

Have you been paying attention?

Brother Avatar why are you conversing with a man that wears a dress ?
He is almost as bad as a mooslim
he is a Satanic Homer
Reply With Quote
(#15)
Old
Brother Enoch's Avatar
Brother Enoch Brother Enoch is offline
The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
True Christian™

True Christian™ Ex-Mary Worshipper Real American™ True Christian Provider™ award Saved 1 Year One Year/1000 posts Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian TC Bravery Tin Tither Tell her once Porn Resistant Pro-Life Persecuted Flat Earth Eats the Most Pork Honorary Ex-Eskimo True Republican Anti-sodomy

 
Posts: 4,391
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: America's Frozen Attic
Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Enoch will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Two RCMP officers came to my kids school today - 11-20-2009, 04:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lola Sledge View Post
He is almost as bad as a mooslim
he is a Satanic Homer
True Sister Lola. It does beg the question though, will Hell for him be NOT being ass-raped by demons?
Reply With Quote
(#16)
Old
Lola Handcock Lola Handcock is offline
Forum Member

Uppity Woman/Enabler Uppity Woman/Enabler Cherry-picker Fluffy bunny

 
Posts: 739
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: looking out the window of my Double wide
Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: Two RCMP officers came to my kids school today - 11-20-2009, 04:25 AM
Ya know Brother that is a question worth pondering
They way I see it is them Homers ,like this Guy some how enjoy another feller sticking things up their back sides true ?

So the thought of the Devil and his demons sodomising them actually brings them joy.. I think that the Devil will sew their butts shut so they cant have nasty butt sex!
And then the Devil makes them watch reruns of Roseann for eternity
Reply With Quote
(#17)
Old
Timmythemick Timmythemick is offline
Unsaved trash, Drunken nancyboy in a skirt
 
  
Posts: 31
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: The scottish highlands
Timmythemick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Timmythemick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Two RCMP officers came to my kids school today - 11-20-2009, 04:43 AM
wow, can you guys come up with an intelligent argument that doesn't involve false claims of homosexuality and generalisations of other peoples religions?

tú a bunch daoine marbha
Reply With Quote
(#18)
Old
Lola Handcock Lola Handcock is offline
Forum Member

Uppity Woman/Enabler Uppity Woman/Enabler Cherry-picker Fluffy bunny

 
Posts: 739
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: looking out the window of my Double wide
Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: Two RCMP officers came to my kids school today - 11-20-2009, 04:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by McHillenthescotsman View Post
wow, can you guys come up with an intelligent argument that doesn't involve false claims of homosexuality and generalisations of other peoples religions?

that is a clear indication of you being a HOMER if you can tell the Difference between Brother Avatar and MY self you have got to be a fag.
And there is only 1 Religion CHRISTIAN got it !
Reply With Quote
(#19)
Old
Timmythemick Timmythemick is offline
Unsaved trash, Drunken nancyboy in a skirt
 
  
Posts: 31
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: The scottish highlands
Timmythemick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Timmythemick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Two RCMP officers came to my kids school today - 11-20-2009, 04:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lola Sledge View Post
that is a clear indication of you being a HOMER if you can tell the Difference between Brother Avatar and MY self you have got to be a fag.
And there is only 1 Religion CHRISTIAN got it !
so wait, are you saying that I can't tell the difference between 2 people? and my inability to makes me gay?
there are also many many religions in this world, you must be delusional if you think that Christianity has conquered the world. This is almost getting too complicated for me.

tú a bunch daoine marbha
Reply With Quote
(#20)
Old
Lola Handcock Lola Handcock is offline
Forum Member

Uppity Woman/Enabler Uppity Woman/Enabler Cherry-picker Fluffy bunny

 
Posts: 739
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: looking out the window of my Double wide
Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lola Handcock has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: Two RCMP officers came to my kids school today - 11-20-2009, 05:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by McHillenthescotsman View Post
so wait, are you saying that I shouldn't be able to tell the difference between 2 people? and my ability to makes me gay?
there are also many many religions in this world, you must be delusional if you think that Christianity has conquered the world. This is almost getting too retarded for me.


Look Dumb Ass son, Brother Avatar is a Man,while I am a WOMAN !
Get it He is a male and I am a female.Are all Scottish people that stupid or are you at the bottom of the pile ?
Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 1 of 2 1 2

Bookmarks

Tags
canada, canuckistan, eskimo, indian savages on the warpath, sikhs

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved

Send an email to the Senior Pastor - Landover Baptist Church - Top