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Default Re: Hi from Belgium - 02-26-2010, 06:29 PM
Forgive me, Brother!
I saw the word Belgium and my desire to protect TRUE AMERICAN'S made me speak with a quick, and somewhat hasty tongue.

Father, let me seek YOUR guidance before speaking!! I am ashamed and seek your grace. Amen.
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Default Re: Hi from Belgium - 02-26-2010, 06:31 PM
Welcome to our Godly Forum™ Philippe. How close to the filthy Godless rifle dropping French do you live ? That is a constant danger that all eurotrash must worry about.



Leviticus 26:27-29

27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Default Re: Hi from Belgium - 02-26-2010, 06:34 PM
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Don't worry friend. See what's under her name? Unsaved Trash, that's what.
Well, you could say the same about me, being new to the forum and all

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Anyway Phil, I'm glad you actually agree that Belgium doesn't exist. Let's concentrate on something that isn't imaginary, like Baby Jesus!
You're right!
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Default Re: Hi from Belgium - 02-26-2010, 06:43 PM
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Welcome to our Godly Forum™ Philippe. How close to the filthy Godless rifle dropping French do you live ? That is a constant danger that all eurotrash must worry about.
Actually, I live relatively far from them (I say 'relatively' because when you're here, you're never far from the other countries ).
Unfortunately, their influence is everywhere. Even though I love the French language, we're flooded by their songs, their TV networks (do you realize I can't even watch FOX news from here?!?) and convenience goods.
And with all the Mudslims they have over there, I'm wondering if they won't be punished even before us
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Default Re: Hi from Belgium - 02-26-2010, 06:48 PM
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And with all the Mudslims they have over there, I'm wondering if they won't be punished even before us
A valid point. However France is actually Gods punishment and if you are born into it then some sort of sin must have been done. It is a prelude to hell so to speak..



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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Default Re: Hi from Belgium - 02-26-2010, 08:38 PM
Oh dear! This fellow is indeed the man to whom my father is planning to betroth me too.

He called my father's home a moment ago to beg me to post an entreaty on his behalf.

He is sorry for whatever it is that he has done. He made me write this next part down so I wouldn't forget.

'I know that it was sinful for me to post that link without first censoring the crudeness but on my primitive computer I do not seem to have the technology to censor websites before I post them. Please accept my humble apologies.'

I do not know what he is referring to, but I can assure you that from everything I've been told he is a fine, upstanding gentleman who is just now learning the ways of Jesus Christ our Lord.

On his behalf, please allow me to quote the following scripture:

Leviticus 6:7 And the priest shall make an atonement for him before the LORD: and it shall be forgiven him for any thing of all that he hath done in trespassing therein.
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Default Re: Hi from Belgium - 02-27-2010, 03:32 PM
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I can assure you that from everything I've been told he is a fine, upstanding gentleman who is just now learning the ways of Jesus Christ our Lord
If he is learning about the ways of Jesus Christ just now he can not be an upstanding gentleman. Avoid him!

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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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