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Austria, a continental island near the Ice Wall at the Earth's edge (Isaiah 11:12) recently lauched a postal campaign to legalize sodomistic marriages (Romans 1:26). The campaign that the expected result, as Jesus has stated numerous times how only a tiny minority of the World's population follows His footsteps in righteousness (Matthew 7:14).
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A solid majority of Australians voted in favor of same-sex marriage in a historic survey that, while not binding, paves the way for Parliament to legally recognize the unions of gay and lesbian couples.

Of 12.7 million Australians who took part in the government survey, 61.6 percent voted yes and 38.4 percent voted no, officials announced on Wednesday morning. Participation was high, with 79.5 percent of voting-age Australians sending back their postal ballots.
The reported figures are extremely interesting! Why would Jesus allow exactly 38.4% of the Austrians vote for sodomy, if it wasn't a warning in the form of a Bible verse? There is absolutely no conceivable reason why He would do that, and to all True Christians™ it is immediately crystal clear that this is a reference to the Book of Jeremiah. Let us examine it in detail:

Jeremiah 38:3-4
Thus saith the LORD, This city shall surely be given into the hand of the king of Babylon's army, which shall take it. Therefore the princes said unto the king, We beseech thee, let this man be put to death: for thus he weakeneth the hands of the men of war that remain in this city, and the hands of all the people, in speaking such words unto them: for this man seeketh not the welfare of this people, but the hurt.

An explanatory note the to Unsaved: Babylon clearly means the sodomistic swarm and the "man" is in this very case Satan who has entered the majority of the Tyrolean Austrians to allow this travesty of marriage to spread. Once again, these voters were not seeking the welfare of this people (the Tasmanian devils are apparently involved) but the hurt. The welfare that we are talking about is not welfare on Earth. Everyone knows that life over here is much nicer and more comfortable if the well-behaved and hard-working gay majority is allowed to marry. No, it is about Welfare in Heaven and it is that that is now impossible to the Austrian nation. Because Romans 1:28-29. Because Romans 2:1-2.



The Uluru-worshipers are slowly realizing this. A pandemonium of a tumult arose as the news were released in this Alpine nation.



Above, we can see the desperation and the brimstone smoke with countless casualties. What about the other figures? The 79.5% Turnout?

Psalms 79:4-5
We are become a reproach to our neighbours, a scorn and derision to them that are round about us. How long, LORD? wilt thou be angry for ever? shall thy jealousy burn like fire?

Could Jesus be any more direct in His warning? I rest my case.


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Above, we can see the desperation and the brimstone smokewith countless casualties. What about the other figures? The 79.5% Turnout?

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If it weren’t for the slight glimpse of modern high-rise construction in the upper-right corner of that picture, it looks strikingly similar to an angry ancient Roman mob looking for Christians to persecute.


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If it weren’t for the slight glimpse of modern high-rise construction in the upper-right corner of that picture, it looks strikingly similar to an angry ancient Roman mob looking for Christians to persecute.
Indeed, Brother! And isn't the statue in the background unmistakably a statue of Vladimir Lenin?! While communism came to its bitter and well-deserved end in Putin's Godly Russia, it now thrives in the Oceanic country of the Austrians! Such an alluring idea, the Soviet-Socialist path, and such a deleterious one!

Proverbs 14:12
There is a way which seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death.


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Clouds of marihuana smoke billow over tie-dye hairstyles? Just another day in their prison island.
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Default Re: Austrians Go Down and Under: Sodomy Legalized in Australia! - 11-15-2017, 01:55 PM

Now that yet another country is set to ban heterosexuality, we should set up refugee camps. President Trump's extreme vetting should prioritize people fleeting heterophobic persecution. Also, it will be nice to have immigrants who don't speak Asian or Hispanic or worship the mooselimb moon demon.


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Default Re: Austrians Go Down and Under: Sodomy Legalized in Australia! - 11-16-2017, 03:35 AM

What does gay marriage supporters and rapists have in common?
They won't take "no" for an answer.
What is the difference?
The rapist leaves after.


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