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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 08-29-2007, 05:59 PM

Listen up, OK! You cannot prove the bible as true! You do not know! We have pictures of outer spae, differing time zones, etc. so shut the piffle up!


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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 08-29-2007, 06:07 PM

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Listen up, OK! You cannot prove the bible as true! You do not know! We have pictures of outer spae, differing time zones, etc. so shut the piffle up!
Listen Bindi, we have all the proof we need.
We have our Bible which is REAL. Jesus is REAL. Persecution of True Christians™ like you is also very REAL.
How do you know your pictures of Outer Space are real? How do you know It's not been done by Servants of Satan just to fool you?
Your turn to shut the piffle up.....whatever that's supposed to mean.



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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 08-29-2007, 06:55 PM

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Listen up, OK! You cannot prove the bible as true! You do not know! We have pictures of outer spae, differing time zones, etc. so shut the piffle up!
Of course we can prove it's true. It is a rather comprehensive documentary. Go look at one of your pictures from 'space'. Do you see all the water? Have you noticed that no other planet ANYWHERE has water? Well, the earth used to be flat, just like a kitchen sponge. When GOD sent the Flood, He poured water on the earth until he drowned all the sinners, which was everyone except Noah and his family. The earth absorbed all the water it could hold and puffed up to it's present round shape. The extra is still covering three quarters of the earth today! How much more proof do you need? Every place mentioned in the Bible really exists. JESUS HIMSELF was discussed by an old JOO named Flavius Josephus who wrote a couple of books. One is entitled "War of the JOOS" and it is online.

If you don't believe the Bible, how about believing a Roman who cared nothing at all for Christianity! Josephus was the first investigative reported and his records were preserved so dumb bimbos like you can read it yourself. Start here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josephus

And don't backsass me, you dothead! Hindoos believe in ducks with 6 heads and twelve arms, so who is kidding whom?


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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 08-29-2007, 07:11 PM

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Listen up, OK! You cannot prove the bible as true! You do not know! We have pictures of outer spae, differing time zones, etc. so shut the piffle up!
What does a differing time zone look like? Could you post one of these pictures of differing time zones? Frankly, I don't even think blonde dotheads exist, let alone any of this other nonsense.


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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 10-18-2007, 03:10 AM

I thought that Lucifer caused light to bend and this is why sinners see the Earth as round.
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 10-18-2007, 04:54 AM

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I thought that Lucifer caused light to bend and this is why sinners see the Earth as round.
You thought wrong. Goodbye.


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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 10-25-2007, 08:08 PM

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That's exactly the answer I expected from the insane..
And got me even more concerned about your mental health.
Jesus can help you, you just need to accept Him into your heart!

Why would I let him in my heart? He's dead anyway...

It can't.
There is one thing, that no demon will/can say.
Read 1 John 4:1-4

So, I read them, and now?..

Such as the THEORY of evolution and the THEORY of the big bang?
You admit that they're only theories (ie belief), and not fact?
That makes me glad, friend.

Theorie is not a belief!?! A theory a claim scientists take and try to prove. THAT's a theory. Please try to learn the meanings of the words you use.

To go on: evolution IS a fact.

Do you like making baseless accusations?
Or simply don't have anything else to say?

It's not as retarded as follow notes on pieces of toilet paper and follow a dead and an imaginary friend.

Have you ever seen this "DNA" yourself? No?
Then how do you know it exists?

Yes, I did. Point.

And you think bacteria and viruses has evolved to become medicine?
Uh.. ok, interesting theory that one, I must say.

Some bacteria are descovered to have 'destructing' effects on other bacteria and viruses; there are some in yout intestines and they are called 'intestinal flora or intestinal bacteria'. They defend our body against nasty diseases. Also fungusses could be used for medicines, like penicillin for example.

Only one girl here: you.

I qoute: "Do you like making baseless accusations?
Or simply don't have anything else to say?"

There is no such thing as "aloud to ask for forgiveness".
It's spelled ALLOWED, and I've tried to tell you without making you appear like a complete retard.. But now, I'll just go out and say it:
LEARN TO SPELL.

Oh, so you can't manage to come up with some good messages so you're next step is 'mierenneuk' his way to spell. So who's the retard...

I'm trying to show you some compassion by trying to teach you something..
But you're so obviously recalcitrant that I'm starting to wonder that too..

I thought teachers were supposed to teach the truth..

Yes, it's in the Bible. Praise God!

Force me..

Just look it up and you'll see.

Magnetism and electricity are related..

BTW we've almost had it with your immature behaviour; we're not here to entertain you, nor to waste our time on a debate with recalcitrants (especially not since we've already proved you wrong in too)..
We have more important things to do, we must preach the gospel! Praise God!
Either write something worthwhile instead of simply wasting Jesus bandwidth, or you'll find yourself on Moderation.
What's Jesus' email for he has a computer so..
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 10-26-2007, 04:33 AM

Wow.. You sure aren't quick to come up with something to write.
Guess you had to come up with a "smart" (relatively speaking) post for once huh?

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Why would I let him in my heart? He's dead anyway...
No, Jesus rose from the dead on the third day.
Haven't you been paying any attention?

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So, I read them, and now?..
And now you know what it cannot say, fool.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you boy?

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Theorie is not a belief!?!
I'm afraid I'm not sure what a "Theorie" is..
But I see your spelling is on par with your perception, which seems to be on par with your intelligence..

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A theory a claim scientists take and try to prove. THAT's a theory.
So if something is unproven, it is NOT a belief?
What is it then? A fact??

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Please try to learn the meanings of the words you use.


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To go on: evolution IS a fact.
Then I guess you're going to follow up on this statement with a cascade of irrefutable proof?
No? What a surprise!

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It's not as retarded as follow notes on pieces of toilet paper and follow a dead and an imaginary friend.
No, it's quite obvious you're way too retarded to even qualify as a mudslime..
And that sure must take quite a bit.

So what is it you want exactly, sinner?
A medal congratulating on your utterly moronic and unsaved status?
Don't you have a shortbus to catch, imbecile?

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Yes, I did. Point.
And you saw this with your own EYES?
No, you didn't.

You saw SOMETHING through a microscope! Tops!
And if someone hadn't teached you what so-called DNA "looks like":
You wouldn't have a clue what you were looking at.
And you still don't, actually.

Cause for all you know, you could have been looking at a piece of dust.
But you BELIEVE them, when they say it was DNA, cause you are easily-deceived and unable to think for yourself.
Typical goth scumbag, always trying to be individualistic..
By dressing the same as others, by listening to their music, and to behave in the same way.
Real original there...

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Some bacteria are descovered to have 'destructing' effects on other bacteria and viruses; there are some in yout intestines and they are called 'intestinal flora or intestinal bacteria'. They defend our body against nasty diseases. Also fungusses could be used for medicines, like penicillin for example.
Oh, so you're one of those germinists..
In case you haven't noticed.. Pastor Billy-Reuben has a 250,000,000$ challenge for you!
And since you "know" your silly theory to be true, cashing in shouldn't be a problem then.

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Oh, so you can't manage to come up with some good messages so you're next step is 'mierenneuk' his way to spell. So who's the retard...
Still you, I'm afraid.
And don't you think he is old enough to talk for himself..
Or is it so that he's your "wife"? And so you feel obliged to defend "her"?
Stupid homer.

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I thought teachers were supposed to teach the truth..
You were correct.
The problem is that you have no idea what that truth is.

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Force me..
No. Why should I?

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Magnetism and electricity are related..
Well.. No shit?
Anything else I've never denied you want to point out while you're at it.
I said that scientists use to deny they were. FACT!


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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 01-18-2010, 02:32 PM

I find this topic quite interesting.

You claim that all of science is a lie. A sham, a lie, a trick conjured by Lucifer himself. I disagree.

Please bear in mind I am not trying to be biased - simply share my opinion and hear yours. I am no scientist, nor a man of god. I'm 17 and go to church every Sunday.

You have clearly provided your views, and beliefs on this subject. The earth is a circular, cube-like puffed up sponge shaped structure with corners, that used to be flat until the great flood occurred, and the remaining water soaked into the earth creating ground water. Fair enough. I will not try disprove you on this.
According to your beliefs, the earth is NOT a sphere. The earth has corners (or edges), and on the "flip side" heaven is located where spirits and god resides.

Let me ask you this then;
What proof do YOU have, that the earth is not spherical. Have you ever been to the edges of earth? These claims were made by men over two-thousand years ago - and passed on by word of mouth, and through the bible (which needless to say has been altered considerably throughout history). What proof do you have that these people, equipped with slow moving carts and donkeys, knew where the edge of the earth was/existed?

The claims you make regarding science do not make sense. If indeed things where the way you say, the world would not work the way it does. In times before Christ it was assumed common knowledge that God makes the plants grow, although try placing a bucket over a plant and it will turn yellow and die. Take away its water, it will wither and die. Science has constantly been wrong throughout history - but so has religion.

What scientists believe, they do not particularly regard as fact (although i strongly agree with you, some do believe it fact, and are not open to other possible and unexplainable notions of god). Most scientists will not tell you that it is FACT that the earth has a molten core of nickel and iron, this is simply a THEORY, as no one has been there, or seen it. It is the most logical explaination they can come up with, to explain how the world works.

If you look in a science text book, no book will say "this is what an atom looks like" rather "this is what scientists believe an atom looks like".
20 ( or something ) years ago, electrons (the small negative particles that are believed to spin really really fast around the centre of atoms) were believed to follow paths - a new model now exists. Science is ever changing and ever evolving. It gave you the brick home you live in, the electricity you use to power your lights, the warm water in your shower, the car you drive, even the computer your using to read this post.

The big bang theory is called the big bang theory, because it is a theory. It is not called the big bang fact. I too find the idea preposterous, and agree there has to be something more than nothing exploding into something, thus creating the universe.

Science does not have to be what you can see through a microscope, telescope, or satelite image. Using the knowledge of science, and performing simple tests, people can predict the results - following patterns, equations and trends. Things that happen clearly, and visible easily by eye, not through a lens you look through.

I ask of you too write a fair and non biased response - please do not be obnoxious or treat me as inferior just because i have a different view. I am open towards the notion of god, Jesus and the bible, just as i am towards science. Which reminds me, what is your view on the popes opinion of science and religion co-existing?

http://www.christiantoday.com/articl...tible/5334.htm

I must finish this post, as i am running out of time. I have a wedding to attend

Hope you write back, sincerely
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Default Bible and Science - 01-18-2010, 04:31 PM

Are you a true, Bible-believing Christian? The Bible is not filled with half truths. If it was then it would afford man the oppotunity to create their faith around their own sinful desires. If the Bible (KJV) said the earth is flat, and I don't know that it does, then it is flat. If you refute the story based on man's understanding and scientific evidence, then you are claiming that GOD is a liar and that his WORD is a lie.


The famous astro-geologist, Rowbotham, aka, Parrallax, invented the amazing science of zetetics. He was able to conclusively demonstrate that the earth a disc, with the North Pole at its center and a 150-foot (45 m) high wall of ice at the outer edge.

Now, I don't know if this is true, because I have never been to the North Pole, but I bet you have not either. When it comes to choosing between the words of men, even if they say they are great scientists, and the WORD of the LORD, I know which one I will choose.
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you are claiming that GOD is a liar and that his WORD is a lie.
No, I am not. I never said GOD or his WORD are a LIE. I merely stated that religion has made just as many mistakes in history as science has, and its perfectly logical for both to co-exist.

Not all scientists say religion as a lie. Science was wrong. So was Christianity. Get over it.
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No, I am not. I never said GOD or his WORD are a LIE. I merely stated that religion has made just as many mistakes in history as science has, and its perfectly logical for both to co-exist.

Not all scientists say religion as a lie. Science was wrong. So was Christianity. Get over it.
What you are doing is called discrimination, it is evil. You are assuming that because some false religions screwed up all religions are automatically bad. While that is indeed true for most religions, science included, someone has to have it right, right? We believe God has it right. Instead of ignoring the parts of His word we do not like, we live by the Bible, the entire Holy Bible.


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No, I am not. I never said GOD or his WORD are a LIE. I merely stated that religion has made just as many mistakes in history as science has, and its perfectly logical for both to co-exist.

Not all scientists say religion as a lie. Science was wrong. So was Christianity. Get over it.
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[...]I merely stated that religion has made just as many mistakes in history as science has,
False religions make mistakes, that's why we know they are false. True Christianity™ never errs because it accepts, as inerrant, every Word of God in the Bible (KJV1611)

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I find this topic quite interesting.

You claim that all of science is a lie. A sham, a lie, a trick conjured by Lucifer himself. I disagree.

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You are sooooooooooo wrong!





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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 01-19-2010, 11:43 AM

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it has been scientifically proven, and it kindof is common sense.
It is scientifically proven that science is proven... circular logic.


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Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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No, I am not. I never said GOD or his WORD are a LIE. I merely stated that religion has made just as many mistakes in history as science has, and its perfectly logical for both to co-exist.

Not all scientists say religion as a lie. Science was wrong. So was Christianity. Get over it.
There are no mistakes in the BIBLE (KJV 1611). That is why we reject other versions.
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Not all scientists say religion as a lie. Science was wrong. So was Christianity. Get over it.
True Christianity never has been proven wrong. After all, can you cite me ONE example of a True Christian™ admitting an error in his worldviews, or changing them? I think not! That's because we know we do not make mistakes, as long as we follow the Holy Bible (KJV) literally. All evidence to the contrary can be safely regarded as lies of Satan.


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Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 01-20-2010, 03:13 AM

Science is just as much a false-religion as Greek mythology.

The KJV 1611 is GOD'S Word and GOD's Truth. Don't take it personal, but if you don't believe this, then you will be going to Hell. I don't make the rules. God does.

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No, I am not. I never said GOD or his WORD are a LIE. I merely stated that religion has made just as many mistakes in history as science has, and its perfectly logical for both to co-exist.

Not all scientists say religion as a lie. Science was wrong. So was Christianity. Get over it.
Maybe the Catholics were wrong but they are not True Christians™. As long as you follow the BIBLE(KJV 1611) you cannot go wrong.
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