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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 04-18-2010, 01:48 PM

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Figures are hard to come by, we believe that they are making their way over the Canadian border by night and in large numbers.
Very true. Fortunately the muslims are concentrated in two very distinct locations in Canada. Toronto and Vancouver. Mostly Toronto. 7 million people gathered in two small geographic areas, almost all of them immigrants and towelheads. 2 'accidently' launched nukes will take care of this problem permanently. And what remains of Canada will thank you.


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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 04-18-2010, 01:54 PM

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How does your faulty logic come to that conclusion?
That's a loaded question as answering it would mean I accept your premise that my logic is faulty -- which it's not.

Your country is responsible for:
  1. Stealing BILLIONS of dollars of people's money.
  2. Grounding flights all over Europe, again causing MILLIONS of dollars in damage
  3. Helping with the rise of Hitler and triggering WW2, which caused MILLIONS of deaths
In short: I spit on your country.


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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 04-18-2010, 02:50 PM

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Not one american put foot on our country during the war, so once again you fail

If you mean Iceland, you would be incorrect as American military forces have been deployed to and stationed in Iceland since 1942 and were the largest part of the Iceland Defence Force from 1951 to 2006. The IDF was composed of Navy, Marine Corps, and Air Force personnel as well as local Icelandic civilians. In addition, there were a few Army and Coast Guard personnel attached to this command. The IDF was created in 1951 when, at the request of NATO, the United States signed an agreement to provide for the defense of Iceland. Approximately 1350 U.S. military personnel, 100 Department of Defense civilians, and 650 Icelanders, both civilians and firemen given military training manning the local Naval Firefighting team, as well as military members from Norway, Denmark, Canada, the Netherlands and the United Kingdom worked on NAS Keflavik. (The base is actually apparently at Miđnesheiđi near Keflavik, but was always referred to as 'Keflavik'.) The U.S. Air Force component of the force was the 85th Group, whereas a contingent of the United States Marine Corps was responsible for ground defense. In the event of a major ground threat, the Army component, U.S. Army Iceland (ARICE), would have mobilized and become responsible for the ground defense of Iceland. ARICE consisted almost entirely of reserve components (until 1994, the main formation was the Army Reserve's 187th Infantry Brigade) in the United States, and limited numbers of personnel participated in on-site training maneuvers.


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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 04-18-2010, 03:02 PM

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You truly believe the brits could have withstood the Germans without America?

You must be very young to be so stupid.

America not only single-handedly took on one half of the Axis in the Pacific and defeated them, but also crushed the Germans in Europe and provided the material goods to the UK and to Russia that allowed them to endure the German onslaughts, until the American military came in to save the day.

Maybe the next time Europe decides to tear itself apart America should sit it out. And see what happens.

You are an ungrateful, unGodly lot, after all, and you deserve the miseries you've been keen to inflict on each other for 3 thousand years.
Ha i'm British without you stupid americans we could have probably won WW2 much quicker if you didn't interfere. You americans and your friendly fire you shoot at anything that moves.

Yeh sure you dealt with Japanese in the war but you had to use an atomic bomb to finish it that's how stupid your country is. And better without a German you wouldn't of even had an atomic bomb.

Why do you americans persist in saying your the best you only like thinking your the best to make yourselves feel good and look where that gets you, on the receiving end of an idiot president called George Bush.

I would rather have Hitler as my leader than George Bush. At least Hitler did what he said he was going to do.

Then you americans call it the american language which is bullshit as I know that English people made the language and thats why it is called English


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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 04-18-2010, 03:31 PM

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Ha i'm British without you stupid americans we could have probably won WW2 much quicker if you didn't interfere. You americans and your friendly fire you shoot at anything that moves.

Yeh sure you dealt with Japanese in the war but you had to use an atomic bomb to finish it that's how stupid your country is. And better without a German you wouldn't of even had an atomic bomb.

Why do you americans persist in saying your the best you only like thinking your the best to make yourselves feel good and look where that gets you, on the receiving end of an idiot president called George Bush.

I would rather have Hitler as my leader than George Bush. At least Hitler did what he said he was going to do.

Then you americans call it the american language which is bullshit as I know that English people made the language and thats why it is called English
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 04-18-2010, 03:36 PM

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Ha i'm British without you stupid americans we could have probably won WW2 much quicker if you didn't interfere... I would rather have Hitler as my leader than George Bush. At least Hitler did what he said he was going to do.
You're obviously a traitor to your country.


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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 04-18-2010, 03:44 PM

@mr religion why are you so nasty about the Americans saving you from the Germans? Don't you know God wants us to work together? #Acts 2:44-45


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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 04-18-2010, 04:52 PM

I'm so gratefull that I found the Greatness of Satan. I'm truly satanist nowadays. And I know that Satan is way more Powerfull and Greater than your God. WE SHALL RISE AND OVERCOME!
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 04-18-2010, 04:59 PM

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I'm so gratefull that I found the Greatness of Satan. I'm truly satanist nowadays. And I know that Satan is way more Powerfull and Greater than your God. WE SHALL RISE AND OVERCOME!
What are you saying? You think that Satan is more powerful than God! Either you are a fool or what little mind you possess has been eroded by mass usage of drugs. Our Lord in Heaven is the Creator of all things. I am new to this forum and I just can not believe that the fine people who administer this site allow such blasphemous talk.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 04-18-2010, 05:12 PM

@Enator I think you are trying to fool us. But be careful, Jesus might not like your joke!


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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 04-18-2010, 06:27 PM

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I just wanted to point out that the vast majority of Icelandians follow the teachings of Luther.

The very same Martin Luther who wrote about the Jews.

"Moreover, they are nothing but thieves and robbers who daily eat no morsel and wear no thread of clothing which they have not stolen and pilfered from us by means of their accursed usury. Thus they live from day to day, together with wife and child, by theft and robbery, as arch*thieves and robbers, in the most impenitent security."

"I brief, dear princes and lords, those of you who have Jews under your rule** if my counsel does not please your, find better advice, so that you and we all can be rid of the unbearable, devilish burden of the Jews, lest we become guilty sharers before God in the lies, blasphemy, the defamation, and the curses which the mad Jews indulge in so freely and wantonly against the person of our Lord Jesus Christ, this dear mother, all Christians, all authority, and ourselves. Do not grant them protection, safe*conduct, or communion with us.... .With this faithful counsel and warning I wish to cleanse and exonerate my
conscience."

Jews are a serpent's brood and one should burn down their synagogues and destroy them
Too bad for all of you baptists, but since you have branched from protestantism, you all have therefore branched from Martin Luther himself when he posted the 95 Theses on the door of a German catholic church on October 31st, 1517. Congratulations, every single Christian is responsible for such hateful things in the world, like hating Jews, the Crusades which destroyed tons of people and worst of all, evangelical bull ****.

I'm sorry, but all of Y'all are jerks. there are nothing wrong with Jews. You only hope to seek that you are better than everyone else, which is not true. You take the moral teachings of the Bible way too far, and it results in this extremist view of the world, just like the extremist views of, say, terrorists, or Rush Limbaugh, both quite sinister.
As an extremist, you veer towards violence as your only solution. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot the other solution: everyone must think like you considering you are supremely correct (which you aren't by the way).

No one can know the Supreme Truth. We are but mortals on this Earth. The ideas of Landover Baptist came from a mortal, too, and this mortal manipulated the words of the Bible to help prove his reasonings.

All in all, I think that before you go too far, you should take a look at what Christianity has done. Granted, it has helped people get through trying times in their lives, but the fact of the matter is that this stupid religious battle throughout the world is just ruining everything.

Do you really think that our almighty God would really hate the people that he created. He is everyone's Father, therefore He is the father of Jews, Muslims and even Atheists alike. He accepts them for what they are, so why can't you?

By the way, Harry Potter is a wonderful book series that teaches that good will overcome evil, friendship is the best weapon against the dark lord, bravery can come from anyone, and those who choose to make a difference, can.

I hate to think that people like others in this thread exist, and I am sorry to God for them acting so irrationally. They tend to always contradict themselves in so many ways, and alway avoid seeing where they have gone wrong.

I am sorry for these irrational, radical abominations of the Christian faith, these "True Christians", dear God.

This just proves your hateful attitude. I guess I'll see you all in Hell.
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Too bad for all of you baptists, but since you have branched from protestantism,
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you mean apart from the fact that they temporarily killed Jesus and seem to have an uncommon affinity to money?
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What Supreme Truth is that?
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No, they came from God via KJV1611
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this stupid religious battle throughout the world is just ruining everything.
On the contrary, it brings nearer the final battle at Armageddon and the 2nd Coming when Jesus will slaughter billions of sinners.

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Yes, yes we do. Luke 19:27
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You are a liar and of Satan 1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me. Deuteronomy 5:1-22
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By the way, Harry Potter is a wonderful book series that teaches that good will overcome evil, friendship is the best weapon against the dark lord, bravery can come from anyone, and those who choose to make a difference, can.
Retard - read the thread.

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 04-18-2010, 07:39 PM

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That's a loaded question as answering it would mean I accept your premise that my logic is faulty -- which it's not.

Your country is responsible for:
[*]Stealing BILLIONS of dollars of people's money.
Your country is responsible for the latest world wide economy crisis. Causing people to lose QUADRILLION of dollars

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  1. Grounding flights all over Europe, again causing MILLIONS of dollars in damage
Blaming a country (people) on natural catastrophes. Astounding logic!
Using your logic: Just take a time to think about all the catastrophes that YOUR country is responsible of...

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[*]Helping with the rise of Hitler and triggering WW2, which caused MILLIONS of deaths
Talking about past wars... The war of Vietnam alone caused MILLIONS of casualties. Not to mention the War of Oil...Iraq.

Btw, do you guys even know who are the ORIGINAL US citizen ? And do you know WHO caused their death? How is it that the foreigners know more about YOUR OWN history than yourself

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In short: I spit on your country.
How about you concentrating on spitting your own precious home land
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 04-18-2010, 07:45 PM

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Do you really have anything to say or are you only here to mock our Lord?
I believe he is more like mocking you people, not your God.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 04-18-2010, 07:51 PM

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I believe he is more like mocking you people, not your God.
Defending Godmockers is not the best way to get on Christ's good side.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 04-18-2010, 08:03 PM

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Your country is responsible for the latest world wide economy crisis. Causing people to lose QUADRILLION of dollars
I take it that you are from Iceland, The Idea that the USA is some how responsible for the world wide economic crisis is just about as absurd as your name. I can tell you that the problems in your neck of the woods are a direct result of your banks and political leaders defaulting on loans from other countries.


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Blaming a country (people) on natural catastrophes. Astounding logic!
Using your logic: Just take a time to think about all the catastrophes that YOUR country is responsible of..
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I can assure you if indeed you are referring to the Hurricane that took out New Orleans, Yes God did it . And yes the evil people that live there brought the wrath of God upon themselves

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Talking about past wars... The war of Vietnam alone caused MILLIONS of casualties. Not to mention the War of Oil...Iraq.
Well lets do talk. Vietnam was a result of two things one we had to stop the Red hoard and two A damn Catholic led this nation into the war. Iraq is different, blame that one on Bill Clinton, If the fool would have done his job in the first place G. Bush would not have had to finish it. And the oil we are protecting fuels your car. We get a vast majority of our oil from Canada. Its you foreigners that use middle east oil. So the least you could do is say thank you!

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Btw, do you guys even know who are the ORIGINAL US citizen ? And do you know WHO caused their death? How is it that the foreigners know more about YOUR OWN history than yourself
Yes they are called Indians, heathen Indians. I do have an idea we could ship some to you, or better yet we could send a bunch of Texans and they could play Cowboys and Eskimos
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 04-18-2010, 08:51 PM

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Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

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Infact I think I should rather enjoy this place you call Hell as it seems like quite a nice place. Scream in agony I think I will screaming in joy that I am no longer amongst the likes of you people and your false religion.

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well how far so called 'true christian' only if you give the money first

So was that a metaphor for a prostatute of some kind because if so I laugh at such an insult.And I don't have a busy schedule apart from school which to be honest I couldn't care less for at this very moment.


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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 04-18-2010, 09:11 PM





1. Turn the Norwegian flag 90 degrees.
2. Problem solved.
3. Profit.

Now what do we learn from this? Perspective - it really does make a difference.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 04-18-2010, 09:21 PM

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I take it that you are from Iceland
False assumption.

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The Idea that the USA is some how responsible for the world wide economic crisis is just about as absurd as your name. I can tell you that the problems in your neck of the woods are a direct result of your banks and political leaders defaulting on loans from other countries.
You really have not done your homework:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financi...7%E2%80%932010
http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.p...xt=va&aid=6750

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I can assure you if indeed you are referring to the Hurricane that took out New Orleans, Yes God did it . And yes the evil people that live there brought the wrath of God upon themselves
I can assure you, lots of 'righteous' people are also getting killed in these catastrophes.

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Iraq is different, blame that one on Bill Clinton, If the fool would have done his job in the first place G. Bush would not have had to finish it. And the oil we are protecting fuels your car.
Iraq is no different. Just listen the Bush's justifications for the attack. Makes no sense. (At least for those who are not biased)

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We get a vast majority of our oil from Canada. Its you foreigners that use middle east oil. So the least you could do is say thank you!
The seven (7) top most oil importers to U.S includes three countries from middle east. (Saudi Arabia being third, and Iraq being the seventh, even though you are still at war)

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Yes they are called Indians, heathen Indians.
And STILL you keep yourself as Aboriginal Americans?

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