[oliver the blubbereater]

Originally Posted by Felicity

@vaulka but Valhalla is a fairy tale and Heaven really exists! Would you not rather go to the real Heaven? It is much more fun than the alternative. #Psalm 9:17

I´m back .
Well i don´t belive in Valhalla but do you have any proof that heaven realy
excists, have you been there.

[Felicity]

@oliverhinrik an important part of being allowed in Heaven is faith! #Hebrews 11:1

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by oliverhinrik

I´m back .
Well i don´t belive in Valhalla but do you have any proof that heaven realy
excists, have you been there.

Do you believe that the Bering Straits exist, and have you ever been there?

[oliver the blubbereater]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

First off all this would not have become a debate if you people weren´t attacking us.
Secondly, this forum is open for everyone and we have the right to answer back.
Finally, this must be an intrest to you, this topic is 200 pages and theres not eaven 1 word in the bible about Iceland beeing the closest place to Hell.
P.S. There are 2 Volcanos here open now and it has allmost no effect on us here, but has a bad effect in other places in Europe now.
Maby the wind will change too east and then you guys will get the ash from our (hellgates)

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by oliverhinrik

[...]Secondly, this forum is open for everyone

No it's not, you are here through our whim and Jesus' Grace.

and we have the right to answer back.

You have absolutely no rights here at all.

Finally, this must be an intrest to you, this topic is 200 pages and theres not even 1 word in the bible about Iceland beeing the closest place to Hell.

Re:14:10: The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:

Re:21:8: But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Does that sound like Iceland? It does to me.

P.S. There are 2 Volcanos here open now and it has allmost no effect on us here, but has a bad effect in other places in Europe now.
Maby the wind will change too east and then you guys will get the ash from our (hellgates)

You see! These Icelanders are attacking the Free World and wish hatred on the Godly USA!

[oliver the blubbereater]

Originally Posted by Sister Kitty

Very true. Fortunately the muslims are concentrated in two very distinct locations in Canada. Toronto and Vancouver. Mostly Toronto. 7 million people gathered in two small geographic areas, almost all of them immigrants and towelheads. 2 'accidently' launched nukes will take care of this problem permanently. And what remains of Canada will thank you.

Well Kitty, so it´s ok too kill other people if you dislike them, does the bible teach that.
Well we are better then that. Maby that´s why jesus was killed and if the bible says it´s ok then it was ok.

[oliver the blubbereater]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

No it's not, you are here through our whim and Jesus' Grace. You have absolutely no rights here at all.

Re:14:10: The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:

Re:21:8: But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Does that sound like Iceland? It does to me.You see! These Icelanders are attacking the Free World and wish hatred on the Godly USA!

Hahahahahaha Godly USA, your countrymen are killing people all around the world and about all those bad people you are talking about there you have more of them.
And i can´t srr the word Iceland anywere there and volcanos are allmost ewerywhere

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by oliverhinrik

Well Kitty, so it´s ok too kill other people if you dislike them, does the bible teach that.

We only advocate the (legal) killing of those people God hates. Our personal desires have nothing to do with it because our opinions happen to be the same as God's. Perhaps if Iceland would stop being doing evil things like socialized heath care and being some kind Nordic hippie commune God wouldn't be trying to literally rip your country apart.

Originally Posted by oliverhinrik

Well we are better then that. Maby that´s why jesus was killed and if the bible says it´s ok then it was ok.

Jesus was sacrificed for our sins but no where does it excuse the stiff necked Jews for attacking God by killing Him because He wouldn't follow His own law.

[BrotherTim]

Originally Posted by True Disciple

Psalm 11:5-7:
The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth. Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup.
For the righteous LORD loveth righteousness; his countenance doth behold the upright.

The above Scripture Verse describes well what God does to Iceland right now, which proves that God hates Iceland. And we are righteous, as there is no country in the World with so many True Christians™ as America.

Sounds like Yellowstone to me.

[Fat Rooster]

Originally Posted by BrotherTim

Sounds like Yellowstone to me.

Yes I just talked whit God and He said to me that Baptists are wrong he ment Yellowstone in that sentence!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by BrotherTim

Sounds like Yellowstone to me.

Originally Posted by Fat Rooster

Yes I just talked whit God and He said to me that Baptists are wrong he ment Yellowstone in that sentence!

The difference is, Yellowstone is a tourist attraction in a beautiful National Park that harms no one. What Jesus is sending you eskimos is wreaking havoc all over the unsaved world.

All you have to do is get your Godless little iceburg to convert to True Christianity™, and the volcanoes will go silent immediately.

[A mate to God Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

The difference is, Yellowstone is a tourist attraction in a beautiful National Park that harms no one. What Jesus is sending you eskimos is wreaking havoc all over the unsaved world.

All you have to do is get your Godless little iceburg to convert to True Christianity™, and the volcanoes will go silent immediately.

Truly words of wisdom. God punishes the wicked not the righteous!

[True Disciple]

Originally Posted by BrotherTim

Sounds like Yellowstone to me.

Originally Posted by Fat Rooster

Yes I just talked whit God and He said to me that Baptists are wrong he ment Yellowstone in that sentence!

You aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer, are you? If it were true what you said, and God meant Yellowstone here, then why did the Eyflaja Efyjala Eyjafullka Eyfjallakoka that volcano in Iceland erupt, and not Yellowstone? That doesn't make a lot of sense, friends.

[lightseeker]

Dear fellow babtists. I have been praying and thinking about the statement "God Hates Iceland" and I have come to the conclusion that he doesn't. It would be like a hunter that hates his gun, a priest that hates his bible, a soldier of god that hates his tools used to punish pagans and homers.

Iceland is gods GUN to punish the decaying Eurotrash and he does not hate it. He made it and it is one of his instruments of punishment and retribution. Make no mistake about it, he has many more.

Like the hunting rifle, it is hard to keep all dirt of it in a chase. One must only clean it afterwards and so God will clean his gun after this hunt. The pagan eskimos in Iceland will be put in place as soon as the hunt is over. My guess is they will be sent to Hell.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by lightseeker

Dear fellow babtists. I have been praying and thinking about the statement "God Hates Iceland" and I have come to the conclusion that he doesn't. It would be like a hunter that hates his gun, a priest that hates his bible, a soldier of god that hates his tools used to punish pagans and homers.

Iceland is gods GUN to punish the decaying Eurotrash and he does not hate it. He made it and it is one of his instruments of punishment and retribution. Make no mistake about it, he has many more.

Like the hunting rifle, it is hard to keep all dirt of it in a chase. One must only clean it afterwards and so God will clean his gun after this hunt. The pagan eskimos in Iceland will be put in place as soon as the hunt is over. My guess is they will be sent to Hell.

Sorry, but Jesus told me very clearly that He still hates Iceland. He has something special in store for you Godless eskimos. Just wait and see.

I'm glad I'm not you!

[lightseeker]

Dear pastor Ezekiel

I will not dream of opposing you and ofcourse I will not oppose God. I agree that God hates Icelandic eskimos and HE will send them directly to hell.

Please help me understand the geographical part. The hating of Iceland, the pice of land. Does God hate Fire Island, NY?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by lightseeker

Dear pastor Ezekiel

I will not dream of opposing you and ofcourse I will not oppose God. I agree that God hates Icelandic eskimos and HE will send them directly to hell.

Please help me understand the geographical part. The hating of Iceland, the pice of land. Does God hate Fire Island, NY?

Yes, because it's infested with queers.

[James Hutchins]

Fire Island is filled with Sodomites. I regularly went there when I was a traded on AMEX in what unfortunately was a futile attempt at getting them to sign up for the B.A.S.H program. 15 long, hot, sweaty summers and not a single convert. At least I tried hard.

At least Fire Island has a chance at becoming Saved©. iceland is doomed to sink into the ocean and be nothing more that a drained pimple on the face of the planet.

The part that has me confused about is why it is so close to the US of A. You'd think God would of placed close to its' sister island, new zooland. Not that I am questioning Him, mind you, just a mere insignificant observation, Jesus.

[swebonny]

Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet

Bjork is clearly the product of an Eskimo and a retard.

You are the product of your uncle and mother.

[lightseeker]

Thank you pastor Ezekiel for setting me straight 'n guiding me to the right path. I now know that Iceland, Fire Island and San Fransisco are places I will never stay in for long, for they will be recycled by our lord and savior in the near future.

And a response to an observation from our friend and brother in religion. Iceland culdn't be close to new Zooland because there wouldn't be any ICE on it then and it wouldn't be named Iceland. And it also would consentrate too many pagans in a small area, better to deal with smaller groups at a time.