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hi welcome jesus -
05-12-2016, 04:23 PM
i am new to this site and i am 13 and I have 2 bibles. Thank you for welcoming me.
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Re: hi welcome jesus -
05-12-2016, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by MosquitoBites13
i am new to this site and i am 13 and I have 2 bibles. Thank you for welcoming me.
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Hello MB13,
Welcome to this forum. What kind of Bibles are those? I ask this because you should pick the right Bible to take your favourite verse from, something you should do as you can read at the top of this (sub) forum where it is explained to you how your introduction should look like (Tell us what church you go to and what your favourite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.)
Kind regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: hi welcome jesus -
05-12-2016, 04:44 PM
my bibles are king james. one from my best friend anjolie and one from my dad.
this is my favorite
And I saw as it were a sea of glass mingled with fire: and them that had gotten the victory over the beast, and over his image, and over his mark, and over the number of his name, stand on the sea of glass, having the harps of God.
i found jesus when i was five and i had to walk home everyday after school by myself!!!!
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Re: hi welcome jesus -
05-12-2016, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by MosquitoBites13
my bibles are king james. one from my best friend anjolie and one from my dad.
this is my favorite
And I saw as it were a sea of glass mingled with fire: and them that had gotten the victory over the beast, and over his image, and over his mark, and over the number of his name, stand on the sea of glass, having the harps of God.
i found jesus when i was five and i had to walk home everyday after school by myself!!!!
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Hello MB13,
Thank you for the nice introduction. I predict that your choice for a verse from Revelation chapter 15 will please the Christians on this forum, it is a very articulate chapter. Try to be a bit thoughtful with your capitalisation and the Christians might overlook that you forgot to read the terms of service when you signed up for this forum, stating you must be eighteen years or older to register. Nice to meet you!
Kind regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: hi welcome jesus -
05-12-2016, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by MosquitoBites13
i am new to this site and i am 13 and I have 2 bibles. Thank you for welcoming me.
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Hello, young man.
Have you ever seen the film Gladiator?
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: hi welcome jesus -
05-14-2016, 09:56 AM
I sure hope "mosquito bites" isn't a reference to something filthy!
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Re: hi welcome jesus -
05-15-2016, 09:03 PM
Welcome, Boy.
Having two or twenty Bibles will do you no good unless you pray over the scriptures and read them daily. You should give one of those Bibles to a poor person; of course, this is only so if the Bible is a King James Version. You may as well line a bird cage with any other translation.
I assume you realize that your dedication to the LORD is a serious matter and your youth is no excuse to dilly dally around, playing heathenistic video games instead of winning souls for JESUS. I would like to refer you to the good counsel of Dr. Laurence Niles, whose kindness and good works with the youth have made news in many places. So much so that he often, in his humility, asks the press not to publish the articles. Such servitude and meekness are rare in this world, boy. You would do well to learn from him.
He has a nephew who will probably also be a good companion and example for you.
You have been added to my prayer list.
COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: hi welcome jesus -
05-16-2016, 05:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
I sure hope "mosquito bites" isn't a reference to something filthy!
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Yep, it's something filthy.
Listen here, freak, do you get off on posting covert filth in a Christian forum?
You need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior while there's still time.
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Re: hi welcome jesus -
05-16-2016, 10:48 PM
What kind of bibles do you have? I recommend the LaVey version
Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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Re: hi welcome jesus -
05-16-2016, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by DemonThinker96
What kind of bibles do you have? I recommend the LaVey version
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I recommend you be quarantined.
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Re: hi welcome jesus -
05-17-2016, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by DemonThinker96
What kind of bibles do you have? I recommend the LaVey version
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Oh... another Godmocking teenage buffoon thinking it's super dangerous and appealing to act like he worships the Devil.
It's going to be such a shock when he discovers Hell is as real as the blood of Jesus and it's barbed tallywacker spit roast over a charcoal pit of infinity time.
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