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06-26-2007, 09:17 PM
Me too, I'm glad too
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: False Religions Register -
06-26-2007, 09:26 PM
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Me too, I'm glad too
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We are all happy that Brother Temperance has made the correct choice. However, that joy is tempered by the fact that you haven't! I am heartened by the fact that your search has brought you to the right place, so there is some hope after all. Certainly you would like to forsake your sinful ways and turn your heart (and savings account) over to Jesus
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06-26-2007, 10:00 PM
hahahaha .. so yooooou found me out, huh? ... was wondering how long it would take before this would come up ...
... got nothing to hide, you guys ... right there in my profile ... an episcopalian sinner ... serving the blood of christ to congregations of sinners in one of Jesus's false churches
... what can I say, brothers? ... looks like noddy nods is in need a little help here to get with the program and ---
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: False Religions Register -
06-26-2007, 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by minister noddy
hahahaha .. so yooooou found me out, huh? ... was wondering how long it would take before this would come up ...
... got nothing to hide, you guys ... right there in my profile ... an episcopalian sinner ... serving the blood of christ to congregations of sinners in one of Jesus's false churches
... what can I say, brothers? ... looks like noddy nods is in need a little help here to get with the program and ---
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I see you are also from California. That makes you doubly damned since doubtless you have had wild hot an sweaty man on man sex.
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Re: False Religions Register -
06-26-2007, 10:58 PM
AAARRRGGGHH
No that wouldn't be possible ... since I'm a girl
... can hardly wait for your reply to this one ...
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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06-26-2007, 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by minister noddy
AAARRRGGGHH
No that wouldn't be possible ... since I'm a girl
... can hardly wait for your reply to this one ...
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Neither homers nor females can be "ministers" of anything. The fact is your avatar is a depiction of a popular queer icon, Miss Jayne Mansfield. You are fooling no one.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: False Religions Register -
06-26-2007, 11:18 PM
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Neither homers nor females can be "ministers" of anything
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To be serious a minute, in the episcopal (anglican) church women have been ordained as priests for over twenty years now ... our presiding Bishop in the US is a woman ...
... and we may be licensed by the Bishops as liturgical ministers ... I'm one of those
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popular queer icon, Miss Jayne Mansfield
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The avatar is Marilyn Monroe ... now I know, I know, she was a lot of things ... but not a queer ... old
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: False Religions Register -
06-26-2007, 11:21 PM
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I see you are also from California. That makes you doubly damned since doubtless you have had wild hot an sweaty man on man sex.
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Wow. Can you say...prejudice? (Not to mention kinky!)
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Re: False Religions Register -
06-27-2007, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by minister noddy
To be serious a minute, in the episcopal (anglican) church women have been ordained as priests for over twenty years now ... our presiding Bishop in the US is a woman ...
... and we may be licensed by the Bishops as liturgical ministers ... I'm one of those
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We're talking about a minister in the eyes of the Lord, not in the eyes of a militant homosexual with a funny hat.
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The avatar is Marilyn Monroe ... now I know, I know, she was a lot of things ... but not a queer ... old
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And I know, I know, that you are a lot of things... but not a person with basic comprehension skills. Bob Marley is a popular icon among white suburban youth; I suppose that makes him a pasty white boy in your world?
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Re: False Religions Register -
06-27-2007, 09:02 PM
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The avatar is Marilyn Monroe ... now I know, I know, she was a lot of things ... but not a queer ...
(quote by Brother Temperance)
And I know, I know, that you are a lot of things... but not a person with basic comprehension skills. Bob Marley is a popular icon among white suburban youth; I suppose that makes him a pasty white boy in your world?
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No, no, who cares about Bob Marley or what certain icons are supposed to mean to certain groups ... I don't give a stuff about things like that ... I choose an avatar because I happen to like it, and for no other reason ...
Mine is Marilyn Monroe and she wasn't a lesbo, and I can't believe that earlier in the thread Pastor Ezekiel thought I was a male, and a homer! ---
--- no logic to that whatsoever, and I just laughed and laughed all day
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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07-03-2007, 09:38 PM
Down here in the deep south we have a lot of those "nascarians".
Definition: Inbred sinners who flock to mass worshiping "services" where they watch cars go in a circle.
Practices: toting coolers and going into a deep hypnotized state from watching brightly colored cars drive round and round.
Worship: Dale Earnhardt (who sacrificed himself for his "religion") and the T shirt shooter.
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Re: False Religions Register -
07-03-2007, 09:40 PM
Nascar isn't a religion, its a sport.... and Earnhardt didn't sacrifice himself. That is the result of hitting a wall at 3 or 400 miles per hour....
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Re: False Religions Register -
07-03-2007, 10:29 PM
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That is the result of hitting a wall at 3 or 400 miles per hour....
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You wanna know something sinner? That's just about the speed your gonna hit the Lake of Fire at when you finish falling thru hell. Now get right with Jesus. I can guarantee you the last thing to go thru Mr. Earnhardt's head, besides the dashboard, was a quick prayer to Christ.
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Re: False Religions Register -
07-03-2007, 11:44 PM
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Nascar isn't a religion, its a sport.... and Earnhardt didn't sacrifice himself. That is the result of hitting a wall at 3 or 400 miles per hour....
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No. It's more like a cult.Educate yourself before you fall into one you foul creature from satans end trails. God Bless.
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07-04-2007, 12:44 AM
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No. It's more like a cult. Educate yourself before you fall into one you foul creature from satans end trails. God Bless.
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Why is it that every human activity has to be defined as either true or false religion? ... why does everything in the world need to be confined by religion, judged, and either sanctified or condemned? --- even sports? ---
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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07-04-2007, 12:51 AM
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Why is it that every human activity has to be defined as either true or false religion? ... why does everything in the world need to be confined by religion, judged, and either sanctified or condemned? --- even sports? ---
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Well that just goes to show you. Being an empty-headed female and a member of a false Christian church, you naturally don't understand why God's Word is the most important thing. We need to look at the world through the eyes of Jesus, not Jane Mansfield.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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07-04-2007, 12:53 AM
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You wanna know something sinner? That's just about the speed your gonna hit the Lake of Fire at when you finish falling thru hell. Now get right with Jesus. I can guarantee you the last thing to go thru Mr. Earnhardt's head, besides the dashboard, was a quick prayer to Christ.
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How the hell would the dashboard go through his head?
Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?
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07-04-2007, 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Well that just goes to show you. Being an empty-headed female and a member of a false Christian church, you naturally don't understand why God's Word is the most important thing. We need to look at the world through the eyes of Jesus, not Jane Mansfield.
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His eyes must be stretched pretty thin then.
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07-04-2007, 12:56 AM
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His eyes must be stretched pretty thin then.
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Are you trying to insinuate that Jesus is a chink? Better watch your mouth boy....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: False Religions Register -
07-04-2007, 12:58 AM
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Are you trying to insinuate that Jesus is a chink? Better watch your mouth boy....
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*grumbles* I sense a racist comment a-foot...
Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?
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