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New Invention a Godsend for Pastors -
01-23-2007, 07:01 AM
In my usual helpful fashion I thought the Pastors might like to avail themselves of this wonderful (& surely godsent) new invention,which will be very useful when delivering those long,long sermons.
Strangely,I immediately thought of them when I saw this.
http://www.under-tec.com/index.php
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Re: New Invention a Godsend for Pastors -
01-23-2007, 07:13 AM
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Originally Posted by lilith
In my usual helpful fashion I thought the Pastors might like to avail themselves of this wonderful (& surely godsent) new invention,which will be very useful when delivering those long,long sermons.
Strangely,I immediately thought of them when I saw this.
http://www.under-tec.com/index.php
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I am smart enough not to go to any website you suggest but, if anyone else does, and it turns out to be the sort of disgusting muck we have all come to expect from you, I will ban you forever from this GODLY site!
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Re: New Invention a Godsend for Pastors -
01-23-2007, 07:17 AM
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I am smart enough not to go to any website you suggest but, if anyone else does, and it turns out to be the sort of disgusting muck we have all come to expect from you, I will ban you forever from this GODLY site!
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Considering what the users of said product read, I doubt its effectiveness:
However, should it work, I would suggest that Lilith try one as a veil!
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01-23-2007, 07:29 AM
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Considering what the users of said product read, I doubt its effectiveness:
However, should it work, I would suggest that Lilith try one as a veil!
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I can't quite read the title but I suspect that by the smile on the man's face and the dead body in the bed, he has just murdered his nagging wife and is looking forward to living in peace.
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Re: New Invention a Godsend for Pastors -
01-23-2007, 04:23 PM
Or you could actually click one button and save the time instead of spending your time making up stories...
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Re: New Invention a Godsend for Pastors -
01-24-2007, 01:32 AM
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I am smart enough not to go to any website you suggest but, if anyone else does, and it turns out to be the sort of disgusting muck we have all come to expect from you, I will ban you forever from this GODLY site!
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Jeez!!
Try to make life a bit easier for the older Pastor - & their long suffering flock - & no one appreciates my efforts.
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Re: New Invention a Godsend for Pastors -
01-24-2007, 08:38 PM
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I can't quite read the title but I suspect that by the smile on the man's face and the dead body in the bed, he has just murdered his nagging wife and is looking forward to living in peace.
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01-25-2007, 01:59 AM
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I can't quite read the title but I suspect that by the smile on the man's face and the dead body in the bed, he has just murdered his nagging wife and is looking forward to living in peace.
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I thought maybe she'd been overcome by noxious fumes.
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Re: New Invention a Godsend for Pastors -
01-25-2007, 02:47 AM
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Originally Posted by lilith
In my usual helpful fashion I thought the Pastors might like to avail themselves of this wonderful (& surely godsent) new invention,which will be very useful when delivering those long,long sermons.
Strangely,I immediately thought of them when I saw this.
http://www.under-tec.com/index.php
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How wonderful, Lilith! I immediately thought of dear Pastor Al upon reading this. How thoughtful of you!
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Re: New Invention a Godsend for Pastors -
01-25-2007, 03:36 AM
If only we could get Rachael to wear one over her head, then we wouldn't have to deal with any of the filth she vomits from her mouth....
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Re: New Invention a Godsend for Pastors -
01-25-2007, 04:58 AM
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I thought maybe she'd been overcome by noxious fumes.
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I guess that is the advantage of being a savage man eating eating wicker witch you never half to worry about the boys growing old and all the problems that go with it. When your wicker husbands/ drone/ what ever you call him gets too grey in the bread its into the stew pot with him and Jesus weeps yet again.
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Re: New Invention a Godsend for Pastors -
01-25-2007, 05:07 AM
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I guess that is the advantage of being a savage man eating eating wicker witch you never half to worry about the boys growing old and all the problems that go with it. When your wicker husbands/ drone/ what ever you call him gets too grey in the bread its into the stew pot with him and Jesus weeps yet again.
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Well, if that's the case, I certainly hope she orders out for her men; North Americans have too much cholesterol, people from the southern continents are too dry, most Europeans taste like wine or absynthe.... The only place you'd be able to find a decent mealmale is Asia, where they're thin and healthy. They're a lot like Lean Cuisines, really: delicious and nutritious. And if Lilith wanted something with fewer calories, she could order from Ethiopia.
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01-25-2007, 06:11 AM
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How wonderful, Lilith! I immediately thought of dear Pastor Al upon reading this. How thoughtful of you!
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Yes,wasn't it - strangely,Pastor Al also sprang to my mind when I saw it.
At last - someone who understands - it's SO nice to be appreciated,especially when I was just being helpful.
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Re: New Invention a Godsend for Pastors -
01-25-2007, 06:13 AM
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Well, if that's the case, I certainly hope she orders out for her men; North Americans have too much cholesterol, people from the southern continents are too dry, most Europeans taste like wine or absynthe.... The only place you'd be able to find a decent mealmale is Asia, where they're thin and healthy. They're a lot like Lean Cuisines, really: delicious and nutritious. And if Lilith wanted something with fewer calories, she could order from Ethiopia.
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Well,lucky for me I'm not IN North America,(perish the thought!) I'm a Kiwi...though we have quite a few Asians.
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Re: New Invention a Godsend for Pastors -
01-25-2007, 06:21 AM
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Well,lucky for me I'm not IN North America,(perish the thought!) I'm a Kiwi...though we have quite a few Asians.
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I hear you Kiwis order take-out a lot. Is that so?
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Re: New Invention a Godsend for Pastors -
01-25-2007, 04:05 PM
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Well,lucky for me I'm not IN North America,(perish the thought!) I'm a Kiwi...though we have quite a few Asians.
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All trival detail since what ever they are they are unsaved trash. What I am curious Lilith is what do you call your once and future man meal? Or does it really not matter with you wickers since these guys aren't arround long enough.
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Re: New Invention a Godsend for Pastors -
01-26-2007, 12:35 AM
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All trival detail since what ever they are they are unsaved trash. What I am curious Lilith is what do you call your once and future man meal? Or does it really not matter with you wickers since these guys aren't arround long enough.
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"Once & future man meal?"
Is that where you eat one & it keeps repeating?
Why would I do a daft thing like that?
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