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Exclamation The Pornhub Papers: most important data leak of all time! - 04-07-2016, 12:20 AM

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As you have no doubt heard, a recent leaking of secret information is shocking the world. Governments are toppling, scumbags are being exposed, and conspiracy theories are being confirmed. The secrets that rule the world are bare for all to see, and the result is not pretty.

The mountain of data will take a long time to sort out. Interpreting what we've found will take even longer. Only the boldest investigative journalists will have a strong enough rake for all this muck. Do you have what it takes?

I'm speaking, of course, about the recent Pornhub survey, a census of the commanding heights of Big Pornography. The Pornhub Papers are clearly the most important data leak in history.

I've barely scratched the surface of this data and already I'm spent.

Here's just one example of the many explosive documents:



Just what can we make of this? First of all, I don't see why there's so much excitement about Panama, while it's infested with sodomettes, most other nations are as well. Is there a risk of lesbian covens shutting down the Panama canal, or is there something I'm missing?

Secondly, Slavic women clearly need missionaries. I volunteer. I'll even bring extra anointing oil.


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Default Re: The Pornhub Papers: most important data leak of all time! - 04-07-2016, 12:10 PM

Dear Brother,


with some trepidation, I went to the Pornhub site. To my surprise there is some Godly material there. I refer specifically to "Jasmine from Landover with that Wet ass pussy"


After hours of searching, this is the only Landover sanctioned video I can find on pornhub.


As of yet, I've not watched Jasmine's video but in my fervent imagination I can see Jasmine embracing a donkey and a cat in her journey to Salvation as the rain pours down and soaks her soul. Praise Jasmine and her love for God's creatures!


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Default Re: The Pornhub Papers: most important data leak of all time! - 05-09-2016, 12:17 AM

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To my surprise there is some Godly material there. I refer specifically to "Jasmine from Landover with that Wet ass pussy"
Please leave her alone about this. Every night she is on her knees repenting before the proper authorities.

What we should be worry about is that the site has rebranded itself: now it is called "Momhub", and tells us to "celebrate M.I.L.F.'s day":



"MILF" obviously stands for "Maryland Islamic Liberation Front". Maryland is within commuting distance from the White House. Do I even need to connect the dots for you?


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