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Default Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!" - 12-14-2012, 12:09 AM

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Screeeeeech!

Hold it right there pal. Exactly where does it say in the Bible that we are expected to "love all of His great creations?"

Post the Scripture right here.

My Bible tells me that God created everything. He created queers, do we "love" them? He created witches, do we "love" them? He created satan! I suppose you expect us to "love" satan???
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Matthew 5:44
But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you

Luke 6:27
But I say unto you which hear, Love your enemies, do good to them which hate you

Right here buddy. I even Love you
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Default Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!" - 12-14-2012, 12:15 AM

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Matthew 5:44
But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you

Luke 6:27
But I say unto you which hear, Love your enemies, do good to them which hate you

Right here buddy. I even Love you
What is love, according to the Bible? Hint: The Greek word is agape.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!" - 12-14-2012, 06:11 AM

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Matthew 5:44
But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you

Luke 6:27
But I say unto you which hear, Love your enemies, do good to them which hate you

Right here buddy. I even Love you
We love our enemies, pal. But unless and until unsaved scum such as yourself repent of their sins and get washed in His blood, Jesus commands us to stay away from them!

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!" - 05-14-2013, 05:10 PM

Oh here we go again!! The liberals want to hunt down the people responsible for shooting this stupid cat in the head.

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Brownie, a 4-year-old tabby, returned to his owner last week with an arrow stuck in his head, his fur matted with dried blood.
The cat had been shot. Sarah Hayes with the Monroe County Humane Association announced today that the organization is offering up $500 to anyone with information that leads to the conviction of the person or persons responsible.
“It’s just horrible, and whoever did this, they need to be charged,” Hayes, the association’s CEO, said.
$500!!! What a waste of money! Why not tithe it to Landover so we can send yet another crate of Bibles to the heathens in Africa.



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Angry Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!" - 05-14-2013, 07:31 PM

Probably done by some slant for his 'Gook' restaurant. Typical bad shot, all those people need glasses.



If cats had souls, they would not have arrows in their heads.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!" - 05-14-2013, 07:43 PM

Have they thought of that the stupid cat actually might have violated someones private property? It is every Americans right to shoot anything that violates private property!
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Default Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!" - 05-14-2013, 07:59 PM

I hadn't thought of that James, I guess jappers do have bad eye sight from squinting all the time. While God says we can do what we want with animals, I wouldn't be hunting cats for food, just game. Yuck.

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Have they thought of that the stupid cat actually might have violated someones private property? It is every Americans right to shoot anything that violates private property!
Another possible scenario, it is a shame the cat got away with his arrow. They are not inexpensive.
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Default Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!" - 05-14-2013, 09:14 PM

This is very funny.

A live cat was found recently half-buried in concrete.



The Colorado City sheriff (a God fearing Christian no doubt) had the right response when some hippies started wasting his time complaining about this:

"[The officer] kind of chuckled and laughed a little bit and then he said that if it was up to him, he'd just throw dirt on [the cat]," Chatwin said. "And this is coming from a city marshal who's a member of the FLDS Church."

No doubt Obama is going to twist this into making it against the law to buy concrete.


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Default Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!" - 05-14-2013, 09:58 PM

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Freeze it and then run it through a bandsaw.....mmmmeeeeeeeeoooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww
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Pour gasoline on it and set it on fire...wooof!
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This is very funny.

A live cat was found recently half-buried in concrete.



The Colorado City sheriff (a God fearing Christian no doubt) had the right response when some hippies started wasting his time complaining about this:

"[The officer] kind of chuckled and laughed a little bit and then he said that if it was up to him, he'd just throw dirt on [the cat]," Chatwin said. "And this is coming from a city marshal who's a member of the FLDS Church."

No doubt Obama is going to twist this into making it against the law to buy concrete.
I guess it's a good thing that cat can't feel pain. Actually, looks kind of cute (and warm) all wrapped up like that.

So let me get this straight, mormans are encasing cats in concrete and dropping them off on the properties of ex-members? I don't think landover has ever had a "ex-member", but maybe we might follow FDLS' lead, just in case.

.....that is, if Obama doesn't ban concrete (and kittens).
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Default Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!" - 05-14-2013, 10:15 PM

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I guess it's a good thing that cat can't feel pain. Actually, looks kind of cute (and warm) all wrapped up like that.

So let me get this straight, mormans are encasing cats in concrete and dropping them off on the properties of ex-members? I don't think landover has ever had a "ex-member", but maybe we might follow FDLS' lead, just in case.

.....that is, if Obama doesn't ban concrete (and kittens).
We've decided to stock up on concrete and kittens. Who knows what Obama will outlaw next.
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Default Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!" - 05-23-2013, 12:23 AM

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Default Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!" - 05-23-2013, 03:25 AM

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Sweet!! Where can I get a chair like this??
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Default Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!" - 05-24-2013, 04:21 AM

I have a set of elephant feet jars. I keep gold Krugerrands in them.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!" - 06-05-2013, 02:11 AM

I should block my retard hippy niece from emailing me these bleeding heart liberal "shock ads". This only angers me, I'll tell you why; I shoot my dogs when they become boring or no longer valid to the safety of my home. One bullet, one kill. buried. done. Humane!!!!

A coward leaves his dog by the side of the road. You realize that dog has to fend for itself? That means it's going to get into someones garbage...maybe my garbage? Who is going to clean that up? You? Look I know, God says we can do what we want with animals, but have some DAMN RESPECT for those True Christians™ who have to clean it up.....and put your dog down.



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Default Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!" - 12-26-2013, 07:01 AM

[QUOTE=John Creeser;929653]Friends,

We all know the Bible tells us every moving animal on this planet is ours to do with as we please:

Genesis 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

It's also a known FACT, that animals do not feel pain. True Christian™ Dr. William Lane Craig explains that here

OK, my point; one of my bleeding heart liberal nieces sent me the picture below today, I was absolutely disgusted with what I saw. I simply could not believe these two young men were being unfairly targeted when the Bible tells us we can do what we want with animals. I mean come on, it's a stupid dog for crying out loud!! Do you know how many dogs I've beaten to death with my bare hands for urinating or defecating in the house? (Or simply not coming when called for).

That is sick. Truly sick. People like you should be thrown in jail. I love animals, and they do feel pain. People like you are too glued to the Bible to have sense that dogs have rights to live. I own three dogs and I love them. So? They don't listen sometimes, but that doesn't mean you should beat it! Wait until PETA hears about this.


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Oh here we go again!! The liberals want to hunt down the people responsible for shooting this stupid cat in the head.

$500!!! What a waste of money! Why not tithe it to Landover so we can send yet another crate of Bibles to the heathens in Africa.



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I hate you sicko. Making death threats to cats? You have reached an all time, GODDAMN low. What has cats done to you? I hope you get raped in jail and die of AIDS.


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...I own three dogs and I love them. So?
What do you mean "So?"

Friend, this perverted doggie love of yours is perverted, unnatural and is prohibited by God.

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Neither shalt thou lie with any beast, to defile thy selfe therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie downe thereto: It is confusion.




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And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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Default Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!" - 12-26-2013, 09:40 AM

Clearly, as per Genesis 1:28, God lays out compulsory rules for fish, fowl and every living being that moves on Earth in that they shall all forever remain under the yoke (dominion) of human beings, we can use these inferior creatures as we see fit. Vegetarians, Hindus, Buddhists and PETA activists spit in the face of God when they bombard us with their animal compassion lies.

It doesn't mean the God of the Bible sanctions cruelty against animals, quite the opposite in fact. Righteous Christians are bound to treat their own domesticated animals with compassion.

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Proverbs 12:10 - A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast: but the tender mercies of the wicked are cruel.
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Deuteronomy 25:4 - Thou shalt not muzzle the ox when he treadeth out the corn.
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Proverbs 27:23 - Be thou diligent to know the state of thy flocks,
and look well to thy herds.

Praise the all-merciful Lord, we're even supposed to give domesticated animals a Sabbath rest. What more do you want, PETA activists?

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Exodus 23:12 - Six days thou shalt do thy work, and on the seventh day thou shalt rest: that thine ox and thine ass may rest, and the son of thy handmaid, and the stranger, may be refreshed.
However, a distinction has to be made. Animals are to be owned as property and no human being should be judged for treating animals with cruelty. Nowhere in the Bible it's spelled out that you will be denied a place in Heaven because you were cruel to animals owned by you.

Also, I have no right to comment on how my neighbor wishes to treat his animals, it's his personal business in which I must not interfere.
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Default Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!" - 12-26-2013, 11:13 AM

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Sweet!! Where can I get a chair like this??

I could easily make you something like that. Let me know what I can do for you.
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