[Swedish eskimo]

7 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE ÅLAND ISLANDS

Åland Islands, a country so horrible that you can't even spell to it's name unless you are an eskimo. This little country is located right between Sweden, Finland and Russia. The mayority of the world does not recognize the Åland Islands as a real country (especially not by Finland who of some reason claims it as their territory), because it's a sinful communist Scandinavian Eurotrash backwards third world country and because they can't spell to it's name.



1. The flag. Just like all other Scandinavian countries, the Åland Islands has a flag that openly mocks Christianity by showing a fallen cross, kind of like showing a cross upside down, but Scandinavian style.

2. The official language in the Åland Islands is Swedish, which is one of the most disgusting and gay languages in the whole world (i am ashamed for being able to speak it)

3. The national sport of the Åland Islands is sodomy, an extremely disgusting "sport" that should be banned

4. The official church of the Åland Islands is the Swedish Lutheran Church, which we all know is a false Christian chuch, and one of the worst false Christian churches at that

5. Just like in neighboring country Russia, communism is extremely popular in the Åland Islands, and like in it's 2 other neighboring countries, Sweden and Finland, gay pop music and anal porn is extremely popular.
While Swedish is the only official language in the Åland Islands, the 5th most spoken language there is Russian, a language only spoken by commies and drunk vodka-drinkers

6. In the Ålandic national anthem, they celebrate the heathen tradition of midsummer pole dancing

7. The coat of arms of the Åland Islands is a red deer, clearly a reference to communism, and to beastiality as well


Åland Islands, the land of the sodomite damned!