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Default Re: When it comes to cute furry animals: Remember it is us OR them! - 08-04-2014, 01:34 AM

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Go look into a bear's eyes, while you're standing between it and its cubs. Feel the love.
Figures an atheist would chose a bear for an example. How many times has Pastor Zeke explained bears are perverted sickos.



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Default Re: When it comes to cute furry animals: Remember it is us OR them! - 08-04-2014, 02:17 AM

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No, you wouldn't see love. You'd see motherly fear of something hurting her children...
Exactly.

So when are you going to realize you just disproved your own point? I'm not holding my breath.

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Fixed (part of that) for you.

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Default Re: When it comes to cute furry animals: Remember it is us OR them! - 08-04-2014, 04:11 AM

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Figures an atheist would chose a bear for an example. How many times has Pastor Zeke explained bears are perverted sickos.
They won't let it go, Brother BJ. I have answered all the rumors long ago. The atheists always want to rub the bear issue in my face.


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They won't let it go, Brother BJ. I have answered all the rumors long ago. The atheists always want to rub the bear issue in my face.
Would you be so kind as to send me the link to the thread where you talked about this (I used the search button but it came up with a few hundred results). I did not realise how horrible bears were. Thank you for telling me


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Default Re: When it comes to cute furry animals: Remember it is us OR them! - 08-04-2014, 12:16 PM

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Exactly.

So when are you going to realize you just disproved your own point? I'm not holding my breath.



Fixed (part of that) for you.

And: you're = contraction of "you are", your = something that belongs to you

As for my "uncaring" heart? If I didn't care, why am I responding to you?
Disproved my point? No, I proved it. If a human mom found somebody she saw as a threat standing between her and her cubs, she wouldn't have love in her eyes. She would have fear. I'm proving that animals have the same emotions as us.
And the "you're" thing? I must've slipped up because I usually never do that.


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Disproved my point? No, I proved it...


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...If a human mom found somebody she saw as a threat standing between her and her cubs, she wouldn't have love in her eyes. She would have fear.
A human mom would realize you were just standing there, no threat to anyone, maybe just stopped by for some tea.

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You really should be more careful throwing that word around.


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A human mom would realize you were just standing there, no threat to anyone, maybe just stopped by for some tea.



You really should be more careful throwing that word around.
You totally missed the point here. I said somebody she saw as a THREAT. The bear sees every human as a threat if its standing between her and her cubs. Suppose a human mother saw somebody that she saw as a THREAT (need me to spell it out for ya? T-H-R-E-A-T!) standing between her and her children, she would be in fear for the life of her young ones and would do anything to get them out of harms way.


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You totally missed the point here. I said somebody she saw as a THREAT. The bear sees every human as a threat if its standing between her and her cubs. Suppose a human mother saw somebody that she saw as a THREAT (need me to spell it out for ya? T-H-R-E-A-T!) standing between her and her children, she would be in fear for the life of her young ones and would do anything to get them out of harms way.
Whoa there, lady!

Only the other day I was standing directly between my sister and my clean limbed young Nephew and yet there was no violence done to my person (which is a good job too as I'm much more powerful and husky than her and lets face it I could beat the shit out of the boy if he tried something).

Do you read what you write before you mash 'submit'?

Maybe you should try submitting to Christ: have you ever thought of that?

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Whoa there, lady!

Only the other day I was standing directly between my sister and my clean limbed young Nephew and yet there was no violence done to my person (which is a good job too as I'm much more powerful and husky than her and lets face it I could beat the shit out of the boy if he tried something).

Do you read what you write before you mash 'submit'?

Maybe you should try submitting to Christ: have you ever thought of that?

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...Animals can and have often shown capabilities of intelligence and love....Look into any animal's eyes and you'll see.
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2. whatever or whichever it may be:
3. in whatever quantity or number, great or small; some:
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...The bear sees every human as a threat if its standing between her and her cubs...
So ANY animal, except a bear if you're standing between it and its cubs, so that means not every animal, which is the definition of "ANY".

Yeah, you're not making up complete crap as you go along and then changing it as soon as someone points out that you're full of shit.

Fucking loon, you are.

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Default Re: When it comes to cute furry animals: Remember it is us OR them! - 08-04-2014, 06:02 PM

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Don't capitalize atheist (or animist), unless it's the first word of a sentence or part of a group name (like American Atheists). It's not a proper noun.


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Did she see you as a threat? Obviously not. You missed the point there sir.
So your point is... animals have souls because they respond instinctively to environmental factors, and also you can see it in their eyeballs which are somehow distinct from being purely biological eyeball.


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Default Re: When it comes to cute furry animals: Remember it is us OR them! - 08-05-2014, 03:58 AM

Satan is the great deceiver.

He may come in a beautiful form, appealing form, in a form that seduces us to pity and false goodness. This is the case of many furballs. They look innocent and cuddly. That is the way of Satan. TEMPTATION.

1 Timothy 6:9
But they that will be rich fall into temptation and a snare, and into many foolish and hurtful lusts, which drown men in destruction and perdition.

Pets and visually cute animals tempt us into secondary tasks, 'protecting' soulless lesser creatures instead of concentrating on Godly missions.

When there are no souls to win, the task is futile. That is the way with animals. You have to be able to repent your wrongdoings to be baptized (Acts 8:12-13). You have to be able to understand the Mighty Presence of God to make amends from your SINS to gain salvation.



Animals are like infants, toddlers, schoolchildren and teenagers. They are unable to repent. They only exhibit stereotypical responses to avoid punishment and physical discomfort. In the best of our children this can eventually lead to a spiritual life, repentance and SALVATION. Animals are similar to most of the children, hopeless cases. In the animals' case, hopeless from Creation.

But they are also cute and nice. So what!?

GOD IS NOT CUTE NOR NICE!!

Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?

Satan, however, can be cute and nice. Look at this pussycat.



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Watch and pray, that ye enter not into temptation: the spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.


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It's up to us to choose the TRUTH of God, initially sometimes for fluffy hairballs cruel or ugly, not cute, but in the end at The End of Times the ONLY WAY TO SALVATION.

As for the anteater, it's only a sorry sodomist ready to probe you with its tongue anywhere, anyplace. Not worth any effort except target practice.




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An animist? And just when I thought atheists couldn't sink any lower into the pool of depravity!

Exodus 22:19 Whosoeuer lieth with a beast, shall surely be put to death.


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Animals cute and cuddly - or lust crazed monsters who will destroy and destroy your property just to sate their appetites?

http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/natur...occupants-car/

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The elephant rubbed against and sat on the roof and hood of the VW Polo, extensively denting the vehicle, smashing out all the windows, blowing out all four tires, and breaking the chassis, according to Armand Grobler’s account in the U.K. Mirror.
The evidence is clear - they are homicide perverts!
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All animals should be controlled until the time appointed for their butchery. This Russian farmer has it figured out.





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Compare and contrast Brother President Vladimir's casual, relaxed control of the vicious leopard with Barack Obama's nervous look as he holds a pathetic woolly little poodle.



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Animals cute and cuddly - or lust crazed monsters who will destroy and destroy your property just to sate their appetites?

http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/natur...occupants-car/

The evidence is clear - they are homicide perverts!
Scratching an itch my blessed white backside! That filthy beast was quite obviously trying to copulate with that Volkswagen.

This is the natural extension of allowing gays to marry, people. We'll be seeing more of this as well as turkeys on lawnmowers, blacks on chickens, cows on turnips, blacks on telephone booths, pigs on fax machines, blacks on unsuspecting white people, sugar gliders on Egyptian cotton sheets, and blacks on obese slanteyes in furry cosplay outfits. In other words, sheer anarchy and the collapse of civilization.


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Default Re: When it comes to cute furry animals: Remember it is us OR them! - 08-07-2014, 02:57 AM

Brethren,

A new unexpected weapon in our fight against these hirsute homerbeasts! This proves that the forces of Satan can best be fought by setting them against one another.

Here's some promising news from Croakasia, one of the Soviet States:

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Fisherman Igor Vorozhbitsyn is lucky to be alive - after his Justin Bieber ringtone went off while he was being attacked by a bear.

Igor, 42, thought he was a goner when the brown bear pounced on him as he was walking to a favourite fishing spot in northern Russia's Yakutia Republic.

But as the bear began to claw at him, Igor's mobile went off and the beast turned tail and fled back into the forest.

Wildlife experts believe the ringtone - according to local media the singer's hit 'Baby' - must have startled the bear into halting its attack.

"Sometimes a sharp shock can stop an angry bear in its tracks and that ringtone would be a very unexpected sound for a bear," explained one.
Evidently, the noises of Justin Beaver split the braincase of this bear and, thus, a minion of Satan defeated another!

Here's a picture of one of the three, but I'm not certain which one, as the language of the Croakaitians is not American.



I incedentally located the travesty of a song called 'Baby' by Beaver and it split my head, too.

Still, this proves that the task of True Christians™ against Satan is less formidable than we expected! The demonic forces are useless and easily lured to attack each other!

Matthew 12:26
And if Satan cast out Satan, he is divided against himself; how shall then his kingdom stand?


Christ is the King. Take that, hairy Beasts!



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Edit: I can't stop wondering why a robust adult Russian man would have a ringtone by Beaver! I think it proves that Godly Mr. Putin still has some work to do fighting against the local homerswarms.


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Default Re: When it comes to cute furry animals: Remember it is us OR them! - 08-07-2014, 04:17 AM

Pet ownership is one of dominance and setting boundaries.
This is my new puppy Daffodil that I have had for about a month, I found her emaciated and alone wandering the streets of Chicago as I drove through that city. I couldn't leave this pup to her own devices so I took her in. So far our integration to our master/ pet status is she only eats out of her bowl and I don't take her toys away. I do believe things will really progress as soon as she calms down a bit and I am able to unlock her chain to begin leash training. It's amazing how her energy returned with regular feeding!


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