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Default DIABETICS = HOPELESS ENEMA ADDICTS! - 03-18-2011, 11:12 PM

Dear Friends,

There's a lot of junk science here in our nation's capital, but some of the most appalling comes from the so-called medical community. Big Pharma lobbyists are constantly pushing for hard-working taxpayers like you and I to foot the bill for the medical costs racked up by the self-destructive behavior of others. And I say ENOUGH! And diabetics are where I draw the line.

Diabetes is an entirely preventable disease. It is caused, in 100% of reported cases, by constant self-administered recreational enemas. Should you and I pay for "insulin" -- really a form of ecstacy -- for all those "ravers" who flooded their colons to the point of collapse? Let's have real medical solutions for real Americans, based on real science!

Some people say I'm being too hard on especially child diabetics. Forgiveness is a sin where no repentance has been offered. Those children need to admit their sinful nature! Moreover, once they start to get dependant on the government to provide their precious "insulin," or Juicy-juice, as the kids call it, there will be no end to their neediness! Believe me, a child deprived of insulin because his or her parents can't afford it will not grow up to be a ward of the State.

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Default Re: DIABETICS = HOPELESS ENEMA ADDICTS! - 10-09-2011, 08:10 AM

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Default Re: DIABETICS = HOPELESS ENEMA ADDICTS! - 10-09-2011, 08:12 AM

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Default Re: DIABETICS = HOPELESS ENEMA ADDICTS! - 10-11-2011, 02:31 AM

Insulin is a substance naturally found in the body, which Diabetics don't make enough of; Not a form of ecstacy (which itself is just MDMA in pill form).

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Default Re: DIABETICS = HOPELESS ENEMA ADDICTS! - 10-23-2011, 10:06 AM

Well, my wife worked at a youth leisure center some years ago. There was a young girl who was possessed by Diabetes.

One day, the demon activated, and she forgot her insulin at home. Fortunately, my wife knew that the Diabetes demon live in the pancreas, in the upper central region of the abdomen. She wrestled down the girl on back, and pinned her by drilling her knee into her her pancreas. Knowing that the demon wont give up easy, she put her entire weight (approx 140 lbs) behind her knee, and exerted violent force. The demon struggled for about one minute before it laid for rest.

The little girl was unable to breath because of chest compression, but since my wife knew that five minutes of oxygen deprivation is safe, she kept the girl pinned for that time to ensure the demon wouldn't come back.

She carried the girl to a restroom, and read chosen words from the Bible. The girl recovered after a couple of hours. That's what I call a miracle!
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Default Re: DIABETICS = HOPELESS ENEMA ADDICTS! - 10-23-2011, 11:02 AM

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Not a form of ecstacy (which itself is just MDMA in pill form).
........er, no. Ecstacy is a word meaning a type of joy.

MDA, MDEA and MDMA are amphetamines. Some people use "ecstacy" as a pet nickname for one or other (or possibly all) of these. Previously MDEA was called "Eve" and MDMA was called "Adam" (anagram) but the slang abbreviation "E" is what stuck and a later generation cooked up the handle "ecstacy" (because they weren't very imaginative).

RECREATIONAL INSULIN ABUSE


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The nontherapeutic use of prescription medicines by individuals involved in sport is increasing. ...As a consequence of the Internet revolution, previously unobtainable and expensive designer drugs, particularly recombinant human growth hormone (rhGH) and insulin, have become freely available at ridiculously discounted prices from countries such as China and are being abused. These drugs have various physiological and psychological effects..such prescription medicine abuse appears to be used not only for performance and cosmetic reasons, but as a consequence of psychological pre-morbidity.
Some people might describe mild insulin psychosis as an ecstacy.

Christians know that any such false (i.e. artificially induced) delight is ALWAYS demonic. No wonder they keep having enemas!

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