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Atheists Break into Church and Steal Contents -
04-07-2012, 01:33 PM
Atheists just don't know when to quit. For years they have been spreading their garbage falsehoods--but this is too much.
This church has been robbed by atheists so many times it has decided not to be open on Easter Sunday.
Maybe the day will come when we Christians will have to have armed gurards at every church door defending against atheist theives.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...se-Easter.html
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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04-07-2012, 02:06 PM
Atheists' demand for church paraphernalia is well documented. They are literally obsessed with the salvation that they cannot have due to their epistemic failures. They spend their nights crying and masturbating and begging God for forgiveness, but they cannot find it in their hearts to believe in His temporary sacrifice so He ignores their pleas and withholds His unconditional love from these wretched ingrates.
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Re: Atheists Break into Church and Steal Contents -
04-07-2012, 03:05 PM
Everyone knows that athians steal to fill up the gaping hole in their pathetic little lives that ought to be filled with the Love of JESUS.
I Hope they all get COAL in their Easter Ham baskets this year!
ooohhhhh...
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04-07-2012, 05:25 PM
Forcing Christian Churches to close sounds like terrorism to me. I would not be surprised to find that the mooselimbs have formed an alliance with the atheists and are somehow involved.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: Atheists Break into Church and Steal Contents -
04-07-2012, 06:27 PM
Sounds like something the Catholics would do themselves. Sell the materials, then claim the insurance to pay off raped children.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Atheists Break into Church and Steal Contents -
04-17-2012, 04:27 PM
The black gang members are catholic, please, dont insult us atheists.
Just because we dont belive in god doesnt mean we dont have self disciplin.
Ibe seen Atheists that should go to heaven, and Christians that should go to hell.
Atheists make the world progress. See what happend in the past 500 years!
The Christians Muslims and a small part of the jews bring the world backwards.
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Re: Atheists Break into Church and Steal Contents -
04-17-2012, 04:44 PM
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The black gang members are catholic, please, dont insult us atheists.
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Where is your evidence of the thieves being black, being gang members, or being Catholic?
And weren't you a Jew a few minutes ago?
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Ibe seen Atheists that should go to heaven, and Christians that should go to hell.
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Clearly, you do not understand the nature of sin. Read this and become enlightened. (Don't worry, it's short.)
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Atheists make the world progress. See what happend in the past 500 years!
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Um . . . Islam became a major cult, Communists slaughtered millions for disagreeing with them, and rape and unwed motherhood are at all-time highs.
That's progress?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Atheists Break into Church and Steal Contents -
04-17-2012, 04:52 PM
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Just because we dont belive in god doesnt mean we dont have self disciplin.
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Fear of being repeatedly raped in jail isn't the same as a moral code that inspires self discipline. Atheists have no such moral code, only a fear of not being clever enough to avoid being caught.
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Ibe seen Atheists that should go to heaven,
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Doesn't exist
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and Christians that should go to hell.
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Clearly, they are not True Christians™.
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Atheists make the world progress. See what happend in the past 500 years!
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Homosexual "marriage," communism, Kevin Cosner. Yes, I can see why you atheists like modern times.
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The Christians Muslims and a small part of the jews bring the world backwards.
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There are no such thing as "Christian Muslims," but I agree, Muslims and Jews, what with their medieval superstitions, are bringing this world backwards. Fear not, we True Christians™ will restore dominionism to the LORD.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Atheists Break into Church and Steal Contents -
04-17-2012, 04:56 PM
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Ibe seen Atheists that should go to heaven, and Christians that should go to hell.
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It's a good thing you're not God.
Who are you to dictate who should be punished infinitely and who shouldn't?
You would seriously reward cannibalism, racism, and homosexuality, but punish Charity™, Forgiveness™, and Truth©?
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Re: Atheists Break into Church and Steal Contents -
04-17-2012, 06:24 PM
If i was god, i wouldnt check if people are reading and quoting and wasteing their Medamn (JOK! DONT TAKE SERIOUSLY!) life on a book written long ago.
If they were kind, loving, careing, And commited to the ten commendments, they would go to heaven.
If they were racist, fanatic, and not commited to the ten commandments, they would go to a place worse then hell: a flat world for each and every one of them, with the ground made of Unbreakium.
i wouldnt give a DAMN if somone said i didnt exist: as long as they didnt do anything wrong.
Also some of the Atheist inventions: ANYTHING THAT IS MODERN!
you are makeing assumptions that atheists are devils that want to kill everyone and are homosexual.
Cannibalism was done worldwide. not by atheists.
Racisem? Anyone not atheist.
communisem? Orthodox christians.
gay marrige? It was their idea.
Also i do hope i get coal for my easter ha- oh wait, I EAT HAM WHEN I WANT!
also, i would love a lump of coal. so i could BBQ that Vension i BOUGHT yesterday.
Christian muslims? my mistake, a "," should have been in the middle.
Rev rodimer: Im on the internet! i can be a two headed hydra if i want.
If the world would become "true christian" then all that humanity would do is pointing at things finding the 'gay' in them, untill they would die of starvation cuz all the food would be 'gay'.
Most Atheists dont steal and why?
Because we know its wrong, we dont need a book to tell me that!
Islam is a religion.
Billy bob jenkins: You have definetly no idea what an atheist is.
at nights we sleep.
at days we work.
we make the world turn atound. we are productive. we invent we discover we THINK, and not letting a book to think FOR US.
Charity is good. it brings good for the poor.
Truth is better, as no lies = Trust in anyone.
If hell exists: then probably we live in peace there, as satan loves us, Am i right Baptists?
Atheists dont pray, They do.
i dont pray for god to give me food, i work to get paid to buy food.
God only gave me life. i paid him with a "Thankes man"
I know not all Baptists are like you here. Unlike you who use old stereotypes to define people.
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Re: Atheists Break into Church and Steal Contents -
04-17-2012, 06:32 PM
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Where is your evidence of the thieves being black, being gang members, or being Catholic?
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You haven't answered this.
I can only assume you're a racist, assuming that all thieves are black, Catholic gang members.
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If i was god, i wouldnt check if people are reading and quoting and wasteing their Medamn (JOK! DONT TAKE SERIOUSLY!) life on a book written long ago.
If they were kind, loving, careing, And commited to the ten commendments, they would go to heaven.
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But you're not God, so you don't get to make those decisions. And nobody cares what you would do if you were God, because you're not.
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If they were racist, fanatic, and not commited to the ten commandments, they would go to a place worse then hell: a flat world for each and every one of them, with the ground made of Unbreakium.
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Why only ten? There are over 600 commandments in the Bible.
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Also some of the Atheist inventions: ANYTHING THAT IS MODERN!
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[citation needed]
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Cannibalism was done worldwide. not by atheists.
Racisem? Anyone not atheist.
communisem? Orthodox christians.
gay marrige? It was their idea.
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Good Lord, you're a raging idiot.
Orthodox Christians are Communists? That WOULD explain why a major tenet of Communism is state-enforced atheism, and why every Communist nation has closed all the churches.
Atheists aren't racist? Yet you assumed that the thieves mentioned in the OP are black, with no evidence to support that assertion. Bigot.
You also assert that all non-atheists are racist. Bigot.
[citation needed]
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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04-17-2012, 06:38 PM
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If i was god...
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But you're not, so the rest of your post is invalid.
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You only know that because the Bible tells you so. How do you believe that part of the Bible while ignoring the rest? What divine insight have you received that somehow has missed the rest of the human population?
The OTHER 3:16 (2 Timothy, this time): " All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:"
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Re: Atheists Break into Church and Steal Contents -
04-26-2012, 01:57 AM
So, you are saying that the thieves were atheist?
[citation needed]
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Atheists Break into Church and Steal Contents -
04-26-2012, 03:05 AM
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So, you are saying that the thieves were atheist?
[citation needed]
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Well Christians sure aren't thieves. That only leaves atheists scum.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Atheists Break into Church and Steal Contents -
04-26-2012, 03:27 AM
Atheists are frightened for their souls--that's why they break into churches and try to find materials they can use in their secret worship.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Atheists Break into Church and Steal Contents -
04-26-2012, 12:51 PM
Yea!!! Shoot those damned to hell atheist!!!!
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Re: Atheists Break into Church and Steal Contents -
04-26-2012, 12:54 PM
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Atheists are frightened for their souls--that's why they break into churches and try to find materials they can use in their secret worship.
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Absolutely.
I hear drug addicts break into Churches regularly to shoot their pot and pray that God forgives them for being such worthless dopers. I think they are hoping God is not noticing as they stick the pot pipe into their veins. Little do they know, their last 'fix' will be a 'Gift from God' kicking their unrepentant worthless souls into a bowl of boiling brimstone!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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04-26-2012, 12:55 PM
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Yea!!! Shoot those damned to hell atheist!!!!
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Friend, what ever do you mean? Where in the Bible does God tell us to shoot anyone? Chapter and verse please.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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04-26-2012, 01:18 PM
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Ibe seen Atheists that should go to heaven, and Christians that should go to hell.
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Re: Atheists Break into Church and Steal Contents -
04-30-2012, 11:59 PM
I once met an atheist who was once a Christian, but said he sinned too much to go to church. I tried telling him to stop, but he didn't and one day broke into the church. He was a butcher by trade and go the bodies of all his dead animals and smeared them on the walls of the beautiful church. He got a pig's heart and nailed it to the cross. The next day, it was my duty to clean for the week and I discovered what he did. He was still there in the morning, SLEEPING ON THE ALTAR. I immediately called the police and they arrested him. I just don't understand how these disgusting heathens can even be allowed to live sometimes.
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