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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-04-2012, 05:50 AM
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At least he not carrying one of those kenyan zombie things like Obama.
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I don't even want to imagine Mitt carrying a Kenyan Obama zombies!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-08-2012, 12:03 AM
Two things offend me about mahommedans: - everything they say
- everything they do
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-08-2012, 12:22 AM
I'm constantly dismayed by stupid people: I mean, what is their problem?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-08-2012, 02:59 AM
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I'm constantly dismayed by stupid people: I mean, what is their problem?
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You mean non-Christians?
Yea, me too.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-08-2012, 03:14 AM
Every candidate running for President this election season offends me.
A Muslim
A Mormon
Two Mary-worshipers
A Mo ron
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04-10-2012, 06:45 PM
I had to buy new underpants today. I actually never did this. So i went to the next dress shop. But the underwear section was almost in the middle of the shop. So i had to go there and all people watched me how i was looking for my underwear. It was embarrasing. Then on every package was a naked man with tummy muscles.
I just grabbed one of them and walked to the next cash desk. The people behind me looked at me and I tried to hide the naked man on the package.
I was relieved once i was out of that situation.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-10-2012, 08:12 PM
I'm offended by Rick Santorum dropping out of the presidential campaign.
No, of course I didn't want a Papist for president! I wanted him to draw off enough votes to force a brokered campaign so we could maybe get a Christian candidate.
Now what do we do?!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-13-2012, 12:51 AM
Housemates that leave dirty dishes stacked in the f'ing sink for f'ing weeks, then get all bitchy when you box them up and send them to their mom (postage due).
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-15-2012, 12:04 AM
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Housemates that leave dirty dishes stacked in the f'ing sink for f'ing weeks, then get all bitchy when you box them up and send them to their mom (postage due).
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I'm offended by God-mocking atheistards whining in this thread about their silly first-world atheist problems.
But mainly I'm just offended by the existence of atheists. Why are they allowed to blaspheme the Lord? Why can't we send them all to Iran or Saudi Arabia and let them blaspheme there instead?
This is giving me an idea.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-15-2012, 12:14 AM
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...But mainly I'm just offended by the existence of atheists...
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Psst, Rev: Psalm 119:165, remember that?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-15-2012, 12:29 AM
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Psst, Rev: Psalm 119:165, remember that?
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On a completely unrelated subject, I learned today that many common gestures have been around since Jesus' time, or even earlier! This one, for example:
Isn't that interesting?
I wonder if Jesus flipped off the moneychangers and Pharisees. Like this, Didy:
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-15-2012, 02:08 PM
I'm offended by you guys mocking Garry's Mod, Minecraft, Team Fortress 2, and other great games.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-15-2012, 02:57 PM
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I'm offended by you guys mocking Garry's Mod, Minecraft, Team Fortress 2, and other great games.
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Friend, we are not mocking anything. We are giving you the straight skinny right from the mouth of Jesus. If you cannot trust God, who can you trust?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-15-2012, 07:21 PM
I'm offended by the popular rapper "will.i.am". I assure you, Brothers and Sisters, that is not a typing mistake, that is actually what he calls himself.
He has a ridiculous right angle cut out of his hair, frankly terrifying eyes and spent a great deal of time on yesterday's "The Voice" (which I am only just watching now) telling the UK to listen to their gut instead of, for instance, the Divine and Unerring Word of God.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-15-2012, 11:44 PM
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I'm offended by the popular rapper "will.i.am". I assure you, Brothers and Sisters, that is not a typing mistake, that is actually what he calls himself.
He has a ridiculous right angle cut out of his hair, frankly terrifying eyes and spent a great deal of time on yesterday's "The Voice" (which I am only just watching now) telling the UK to listen to their gut instead of, for instance, the Divine and Unerring Word of God.
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And "Fergie"
What young Christian woman would ever want to look like that?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-16-2012, 01:27 AM
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I'm offended by you guys mocking Garry's Mod, Minecraft, Team Fortress 2, and other great games.
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Well, I am offended by all the whiny brats who come here to defend their precious games and then blather about their misguided ideas on God, Christianity and the Bible.
We go out of our way to show them the needed verses so that they can come to grips with the most important truth that they will ever confront and they don't even bother to read what we have written much less give any of it a moment's pause.
They seem to think that we are a bunch of amatures.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-16-2012, 06:15 AM
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And "Fergie"
What young Christian woman would ever want to look like that?
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What is that, a prostitute?
A cheap one?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-17-2012, 10:21 AM
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What is that…?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-17-2012, 10:49 AM
I have found a picture of Fergie....
she sure seems to have worked up a sweat on stage, no wonder you were offended...
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-17-2012, 03:15 PM
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I have found a picture of Fergie....
she sure seems to have worked up a sweat on stage, no wonder you were offended...
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Here is another with more clothing on.
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