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ADVICE PASTORS! My son's 'best friend' is an OLDER WOMAN! -
03-24-2011, 03:17 PM
Hello friends,
as stated in the title, my eldest son's best friend is just that: an older woman!
Now, mixing of the sexes before marriage can often lead to a place we all know....but even FRIENDSHIP cannot possibly be genuine here - I mean not only is she FEMALE, she's OLDER than him!
Titus 2:3 The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things;
Titus 2:4 That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,
Titus 2:5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.
And those of us with some knowledge of the evils of worldly ways know where this kind of hazardous relationship can lead to.
1st Corinthians 7:1 Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman.
Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
I'm fearing for my boy's soul of course. I mean it's not his to play around with, is it? God won't want a harlot-tarnished soul with Him for eternity, which is why He created places like Hell and Belgium to keep them.
The worst of it is she's invited ALL of us to her BIRTHDAY PARTY next goddam week!
1st Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;
I've said we're not going and obviously my son has pretested a little and begged me to get confirmation from a Pastor, so I've agreed, since I'm humble enough to admit that I only know everything there is to know about linguistics and wordsmithing, so I ask the Pastors: 'Am I right to be taking this action?'
Thank you brethren.
Keeping the Faith, McUinnean, of a rather irate Ilk right now.
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Re: ADVICE PASTORS! My son's 'best friend' is an OLDER WOMAN! -
03-24-2011, 03:25 PM
Didn't some of the sisters just do a presentation of what older women will do to a younger man they can lure into their clutches. It was pretty shocking stuff. Apparently women's depravity increases with age and younger men, being more "energetic" (if you know what I mean) are quite vulnerable. They had two full hours of what kind of sick acts that would happen. It was disgusting.
I'd get you son into therapy right now.
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Re: ADVICE PASTORS! My son's 'best friend' is an OLDER WOMAN! -
03-24-2011, 03:33 PM
Presentation? I missed that. Are there any videos of it? SO I can know what I might have to deal with.
Thanks for the heads up brother. Incidentally, I've decided to renege on therapy, I think locked in your room with the KJV1611 is therapy enough.
In the meantime I'll await some Pastorly advice too.
We've been told he's too young for therapy officially anyway.
It's a pity I can't leave him some Bowmore Legend Single Malt to help him enhance the Scripture reading. If he weren't underage I'd leave him the bottle in fact.
Never mind. He'll just have to man up and work at it.
ALSO: Forgot to mention. The harlot's name is MINERVA!!!
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Re: ADVICE PASTORS! My son's 'best friend' is an OLDER WOMAN! -
03-24-2011, 03:39 PM
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Presentation? I missed that. Are there any videos of it? SO I can know what I might have to deal with.
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Think there is a DVD, check the main web sight. Title is the "the courgar menace and your child" or something like it.
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hanks for the heads up brother. Incidentally, I've decided to renege on therapy, I think locked in your room with the KJV1611.
In the meantime I'll await some Pastorly advice too.
We've been told he's too young for therapy officially anyway.
It's a pity I can't leave him some Bowmore Legend Single Malt to help him enhance the Scripture reading. If he weren't underage I'd leave him the bottle in fact.
Never mind. He'll just have to man up and work at it.
ALSO: Forgot to mention. The harlot's name is MINERVA!!!
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Well leave him alone he might do something disgusting. Kids for you. Mother Glendora always said its best it beat sin out of your son so maybe your wife should have a talk with him?
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Re: ADVICE PASTORS! My son's 'best friend' is an OLDER WOMAN! -
03-24-2011, 03:45 PM
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Think there is a DVD, check the main web sight. Title is the "the courgar menace and your child" or something like it.
TWell leave him alone he might do something disgusting. Kids for you. Mother Glendora always said its best it beat sin out of your son so maybe your wife should have a talk with him?
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Thanks Brother BJ. I think I'll do the beating myself. If my wife does the talking she'll just make a mess of it and then demand to be spanked at bed time. Vigorously. And I'm having bother with my shoulder right now so I'm not up to that all night spanking just to please the wife.
I think I'll talk to young Jonah myself. Man to man.
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Re: ADVICE PASTORS! My son's 'best friend' is an OLDER WOMAN! -
03-24-2011, 04:32 PM
Why does your son have female friends anyway? Just tell him to stop that immediately, it's not healthy.
1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."
And once he marries, it should always be with a wife as young as is legally allowed so she can get as much sons as possible before she becomes useless.
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Re: ADVICE PASTORS! My son's 'best friend' is an OLDER WOMAN! -
03-24-2011, 04:46 PM
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Why does your son have female friends anyway? Just tell him to stop that immediately, it's not healthy.
1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."
And once he marries, it should always be with a wife as young as is legally allowed so she can get as much sons as possible before she becomes useless.
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That's exactly what I did brother Cranky. Told him to stop. The problem is, she's a neighbour and also in his class at school too, so they obviously coincide.
I'm still wondering what kind of age gap is acceptable here though, immiraol friendships aside and all that.
Any pointers?
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Re: ADVICE PASTORS! My son's 'best friend' is an OLDER WOMAN! -
03-24-2011, 04:49 PM
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That's exactly what I did brother Cranky. Told him to stop. The problem is, she's a neighbour and also in his class at school too, so they obviously coincide.
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So you told him to stop but he didn't? Then you obviously didn't give him a hard enough beating. Just hit him on his head with a Bible until he bleeds.
Proverbs 13:24 "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
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Re: ADVICE PASTORS! My son's 'best friend' is an OLDER WOMAN! -
03-24-2011, 04:52 PM
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So you told him to stop but he didn't? Then you obviously didn't give him a hard enough beating. Just hit him on his head with a Bible until he bleeds.
Proverbs 13:24 "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
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No, no, no...he DID stop, but he wants me to ask if it's still sinful just to be friends. I say yes, but then again, I'm not a Pastor, so I agreed to ask. After all, I have been wrong in the past. The last time was in the late 90s and in matters of doctrine the Pastors are far more qualified to tell me what God wants, that's all.
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Re: ADVICE PASTORS! My son's 'best friend' is an OLDER WOMAN! -
03-24-2011, 08:22 PM
Whew, you have me quite concerned about this whole older woman thing. The only bright spot I see is that they're in the same class in school. Still, it's very worrying.
At first I thought it might be something as degenerate as Demi and Ashton. In a clear case of cougaring, the old trollop lured in the naive young lad. Just look at her evil smile and his innocent young looks.
The poor lad. I have recurring nightmares what it must be like to be young and virile and being forced to stick my.........................oh, never mind - it's just horrible.
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Re: ADVICE PASTORS! My son's 'best friend' is an OLDER WOMAN! -
03-24-2011, 11:16 PM
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Whew, you have me quite concerned about this whole older woman thing. The only bright spot I see is that they're in the same class in school. Still, it's very worrying.
At first I thought it might be something as degenerate as Demi and Ashton. In a clear case of cougaring, the old trollop lured in the naive young lad. Just look at her evil smile and his innocent young looks.
The poor lad. I have recurring nightmares what it must be like to be young and virile and being forced to stick my.........................oh, never mind - it's just horrible.
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Brother Tannor please remember THIS one was in class with a 15 year old....as his teacher!
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Re: ADVICE PASTORS! My son's 'best friend' is an OLDER WOMAN! -
03-28-2011, 04:55 PM
Can I ask how old are this 'older woman'? She can't be so old if is in same class in the schooll, no?
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Re: ADVICE PASTORS! My son's 'best friend' is an OLDER WOMAN! -
03-28-2011, 07:29 PM
Old women cannot have as many babies as young ones. Simple math.
The old lady would of been married long ago if there was not something wrong with her. I be she is really a heshe.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: ADVICE PASTORS! My son's 'best friend' is an OLDER WOMAN! -
03-29-2011, 01:17 PM
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Can I ask how old are this 'older woman'? She can't be so old if is in same class in the schooll, no?
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She'll be 9 next week.
My son won't be 9 till later this year.
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Re: ADVICE PASTORS! My son's 'best friend' is an OLDER WOMAN! -
03-29-2011, 02:51 PM
Brother McUinnean, if you gently squeeze her neck, she will stop aging and you can give your son a chance to catch up.
Forgive my previous post, I thought the harlot was in her late teens already.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: ADVICE PASTORS! My son's 'best friend' is an OLDER WOMAN! -
03-29-2011, 02:57 PM
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Brother McUinnean, if you gently squeeze her neck, she will stop aging and you can give your son a chance to catch up.
Forgive my previous post, I thought the harlot was in her late teens already.
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Sorry Brother Jim, completely forgot to mention her age.
Does it matter that she's younger than teens? Surely it's all the same - we all know how fickle women are. That's why God made them subordinate right from the start in Genesis, right? They're uppity enough as it is - imagine they'd been made as our equals instead of receptacles for our seed for making soldiers for Him!
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Re: ADVICE PASTORS! My son's 'best friend' is an OLDER WOMAN! -
03-29-2011, 03:42 PM
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She'll be 9 next week.
My son won't be 9 till later this year.
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9!!!
IS ONLY A CHILD this girl!! How is she can be harlot??! She's only think about dolls and the games in the school and stuffs!
I were like this in the school when I had 9 years!!
I think you no need worry about a 9 years girl!!
¿No?
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Re: ADVICE PASTORS! My son's 'best friend' is an OLDER WOMAN! -
03-29-2011, 07:18 PM
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Sorry Brother Jim, completely forgot to mention her age.
Does it matter that she's younger than teens? Surely it's all the same - we all know how fickle women are. That's why God made them subordinate right from the start in Genesis, right? They're uppity enough as it is - imagine they'd been made as our equals instead of receptacles for our seed for making soldiers for Him!
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Well she has to be younger than your son, which is why I suggested stopping the aging process. I have taken many years from Mrs. Hutchins that way.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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