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Famed Christian Artist Dies -
04-07-2012, 03:27 PM
Brothers and sisters, I am saddened to bring you all the news of the passing of Thomas Kinkade, the world-renowned Christian artist.
Jesus apparently called him home last night at the age of just 54. Maybe God wanted him as his personal painter.
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Popular Christian painter Thomas Kinkade dies at 54
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — Artist Thomas Kinkade once said that he had something in common with Walt Disney and Norman Rockwell: He wanted to make people happy.
And he won success with brushwork paintings that focused on idyllic landscapes, cottages and churches — highly popular works that became big sellers for dealers across the United States.
The self-described "Painter of Light," who died Friday at age 54, produced sentimental scenes of country gardens and pastoral landscapes in dewy morning light that were beloved by many but criticized by the art establishment.
Kinkade died at his home in Los Gatos in the San Francisco Bay Area of what appeared to be natural causes, said family spokesman David Satterfield.
He claimed to be the nation's most collected living artist, and his paintings and spin-off products were said to fetch some $100 million a year in sales, and to be in 10 million homes in the United States.
Those light-infused renderings are often prominently displayed in buildings, malls, and on products — generally depicting tranquil scenes with lush landscaping and streams running nearby. Many contain images from Bible passages.
"I'm a warrior for light," Kinkade, a self-described devout Christian, told the San Jose Mercury News in 2002, a reference to the medieval practice of using light to symbolize the divine. "With whatever talent and resources I have, I'm trying to bring light to penetrate the darkness many people feel."
Before Kinkade's Media Arts Group went private in the middle of the past decade, the company took in $32 million per quarter from 4,500 dealers across the country, according to the Mercury News. The cost of his paintings range from hundreds of dollars to more than $10,000.
According to his website, Kinkade's paintings have been reproduced in hand-signed lithographs, canvas prints, books, posters, calendars, magazine covers, cards, collector plates and figurines. The website touts his Disney collection and offers a gallery locator, where fans can find nearby dealers.
Many of those items are available in a wide selection line of home furnishings on its online store.
His artistic philosophy was not to express himself through his paintings like many artists, but rather to give the masses what they wanted: warm, positive images, Ken Raasch, who co-founded Kinkade's company with him, told the Mercury News.
"I'd see a tree as being green, and he would see it as 47 different shades of green," Raasch said. "He just saw the world in a much more detailed way than anyone I've ever seen."
Bridges are a frequent subject, as are steps or grassy inclines leading through gate images. Some of his paintings are visual depictions of Bible verses, such as "A Light in the Storm," taken from John 8:12: "I am the light of the world."
A biography on the website said Kinkade rejected "the intellectual isolation of the artist" and instead, made "each of his works an intimate statement that resonates in the personal lives of his viewers."
"I share something in common with Norman Rockwell and, for that matter, with Walt Disney, in that I really like to make people happy," he said.
He called Rockwell his earliest hero. "I remember my mom had a big collection of copies of (Saturday Evening Post) magazines, and that was really my introduction to those great illustrators," he said.
Kinkade was born and raised in the Placerville, Calif. He studied at the University of California at Berkeley and the Art Center College of Design in Pasadena.
He said art was a major outlet growing up.
"I was always the kid who could draw," he said. "I had this talent, and it was the one thing that gave me some kind of dignity in the midst of my personal environment."
As a young man, Kinkade traveled by boxcar from California to New York with fellow fledgling artist, James Gurney, sketching the American landscape along the way.
The site says that with these sketches in hand, the two were able to get published "The Artist Guide to Sketching" in 1982, a book that helped land him a job creating background art for animated films.
Also that year, he married his childhood sweetheart, Nanette, to whom he frequently paid tribute to by hiding her name and those of his four daughters within his paintings.
"Thom provided a wonderful life for his family," Nanette said in a statement. "We are shocked and saddened by his death."
There was no immediate word on an official cause of death. Calls to the coroner's office were not immediately returned.
The newspaper said friends and family on Friday began planning a private service and were weighing a public celebration for a later date.
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As you all know, my fiance of 7 years Sister Daisy Mae is an avid collector of Thomas Kinkade's works, and she is taking it hard, as always.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Famed Christian Artist Dies -
04-07-2012, 03:42 PM
Christian Art is the only art that has a right to exist. Everything else is against God.
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04-07-2012, 07:37 PM
God must have needed him to help decorate Heaven for the rest of us.
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04-07-2012, 08:28 PM
Why did this man have four daughters? Why didn't the Lord give him any sons?
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04-07-2012, 11:32 PM
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Why did this man have four daughters? Why didn't the Lord give him any sons?
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It seems he wasn't a True Christian™ after all, that's why!
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Former employees and gallery owners described him as a ruthless businessman, and in 2006, a three-member panel of the American Arbitration Assn. ordered his company to pay $860,000 for defrauding former owners of two failed Virginia galleries. That decision was a setback for Kinkade, who had won three previous arbitration claims. At the time, though, five more claims were pending.
Not only were his business practices called into question, but in sworn testimony and interviews, associates took exception to his personal behavior, which belied his self-avowed Christian values.
Less-than-Christian incidents included allegedly public drunkenness, heckling illusionists Siegfried & Roy in Las Vegas, cursing a former employee’s wife who came to his aid when he fell off a barstool and palming a woman’s breast at a signing party in South Bend, Ind.
During one visit to the Disneyland Hotel in Anaheim in the late 1990s, he urinated on a Winnie the Pooh figure, quipping “This one’s for you, Walt,” according to Terry Sheppard, a former vice president for Kinkade’s company.
The allegations were published in a profile of the artist in The Times in 2006, and four years later, the artist was arrested outside of Carmel on suspicion of drunk driving and booked into Monterey County Jail.
The arrest occurred less than two weeks after one of his companies –- Pacific Metro of Morgan Hill -– filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.
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He was just another drunken whoremonger, who painted Christian scenes to tap into the lucrative market.
Probably a sodomite, too. As one collector put it:
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"This is God-given talent," said Karen de la Carriere in 2006. "He is a modern-day Leonardo da Vinci or Monet. There is no one in our generation who can paint like that."
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And we all know about their 'proclivities', don't we? And a name like "Kink-Ade" . . . sounds like a fundraiser for perverts!
And just look at that blasphemous picture Zeke posted, where Jesus is melting into a river like the Wicked Witch of the West. Did Kinkade think Jesus was evil? That he could destroy Him with a bucket of water?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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04-08-2012, 03:06 AM
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It seems he wasn't a True Christian™ after all, that's why!
He was just another drunken whoremonger, who painted Christian scenes to tap into the lucrative market.
Probably a sodomite, too. As one collector put it:
And we all know about their 'proclivities', don't we? And a name like "Kink-Ade" . . . sounds like a fundraiser for perverts!
And just look at that blasphemous picture Zeke posted, where Jesus is melting into a river like the Wicked Witch of the West. Did Kinkade think Jesus was evil? That he could destroy Him with a bucket of water?
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I can't wait to share this with sister Daisy Mae.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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04-08-2012, 04:04 AM
Well, excuse me but I just don't believe any of the slurs that the liberal press is slinging all over the poor man's still-warm corpse.
You know what it is? Jealousy.
The man painted beautiful, realistic scenes of cabins and houses and those things just RADIATED goodness and talent.
Look, any simpleton can paint a soup can, or stick a bullwhip in their poopyhole, or draw melting clocks, or make people with their eyes on the same side of their head, but it takes GOD-GIVEN TALENT to draw cabins and houses in the middle of nowhere lit up like a coal-fired power plant is right down the street.
GLORY!!!
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04-08-2012, 06:13 AM
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It seems he wasn't a True Christian™ after all, that's why!
He was just another drunken whoremonger, who painted Christian scenes to tap into the lucrative market.
Probably a sodomite, too. As one collector put it:
And we all know about their 'proclivities', don't we? And a name like "Kink-Ade" . . . sounds like a fundraiser for perverts!
And just look at that blasphemous picture Zeke posted, where Jesus is melting into a river like the Wicked Witch of the West. Did Kinkade think Jesus was evil? That he could destroy Him with a bucket of water?
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I hate to disagree with an honorary true Christian, but Thomas Kinkade was a genius. He was a Christian maverick who fought the good fight against elitist artists and their controversial subjects.
Instead, Kinkade was all about America and family values. If you love paintings of snow covered houses with light coming through the windows, he was the artist for you!
Did you know that you could even buy reproductions of his wonderful paintings that played Christmas music and had actual fiber optic lights in them!
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Thomas Kinkade Symbols of Freedom Wall Hanging Features:
Musical wall hanging with fiber optic lights with hanging pole
Measures approx.*26"W x 36"H*
Art by Thomas Kinkade
Plays Christmas music
3-way switch; music, lights or music and lights
3 AA batteries, not included
Front: 50% cotton, 50% polyester; back: 100% polypropylene
Spot or dry clean
Made in China*
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Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21
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04-08-2012, 06:42 AM
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I hate to disagree with an honorary true Christian, but Thomas Kinkade was a genius. He was a Christian maverick who fought the good fight against elitist artists and their controversial subjects.
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Perhaps so, Professor Gossamer, but how do you explain his drunkenness, and his public urination, and his fondling a woman to whom he was not married, and his defrauding art dealers?
I think he was just a talented con man, and perhaps a Satanist.
After all, Lucifer means "bringer of light", Brother. And this man called himself the "Painter of Light".
Coincidence? I'd like to think so, but I'm not so sure.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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04-08-2012, 07:40 AM
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Perhaps so, Professor Gossamer, but how do you explain his drunkenness, and his public urination, and his fondling a woman to whom he was not married, and his defrauding art dealers?
I think he was just a talented con man, and perhaps a Satanist.
After all, Lucifer means "bringer of light", Brother. And this man called himself the "Painter of Light".
Coincidence? I'd like to think so, but I'm not so sure.
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Our Lord was persecuted and falsely accused, as was Thomas Kinkade I believe. It is quite late here in Freehold, but I have not been able to get to sleep.
I have been wandering my hallways, gazing at each piece in my extensive Kinkade collection for minutes at a time, tears streaming down my cheeks. I just cannot believe that God would take him from us, when he had so much more to give. The world can never have enough paintings of quaint, snow covered cottages set on perfect little forested country lanes. My heart weeps that I will never be able to add to the 178 Kinkade evening winter scenes of rural and small town life that I currently own.
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04-08-2012, 08:17 PM
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Our Lord was persecuted and falsely accused, as was Thomas Kinkade I believe. It is quite late here in Freehold, but I have not been able to get to sleep.
I have been wandering my hallways, gazing at each piece in my extensive Kinkade collection for minutes at a time, tears streaming down my cheeks. I just cannot believe that God would take him from us, when he had so much more to give. The world can never have enough paintings of quaint, snow covered cottages set on perfect little forested country lanes. My heart weeps that I will never be able to add to the 178 Kinkade evening winter scenes of rural and small town life that I currently own.
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How many of them have sodomites hidden in corners?
Just look at this!
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Often, he embeds their initials or images in his paintings. Sometimes he joins them there.
"There's Thom on his Harley," a saleswoman at one of the original Kinkade galleries, on Monterey's Cannery Row, said as she showed a visitor a print of "San Francisco, Lombard Street." Hanging nearby was "New York, Fifth Avenue," with Thom and one of his daughters in a '57 Chevy convertible.
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See? A painting of himself on a Harley in San Francrisco!
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But such arguments failed to persuade the arbitration panel, which on Feb. 23 ruled in favor of the former Virginia gallery owners, Karen Hazlewood and Jeffrey Spinello.
The panel found that the company and one of its executives, Richard F. Barnett, defrauded the couple by failing to disclose pertinent information that would have dissuaded them from investing $122,000 to open the first of their two galleries in 1999.
The interim award of $860,000, based on a decision that Kinkade's lawyer said he would seek to void, could quadruple when interest, legal fees and other costs are added, said the former dealers' Michigan lawyer, Norman Yatooma, whose firm is also handling the five pending arbitration claims.
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Though the panel did not single out the artist in its fraud finding, it wrote that he and other Media Arts Group executives had created "a certain religious environment designed to instill a special relationship of trust" with the couple, who have since divorced. The company, communicating through Kinkade and the others, often used terms such as "partner," "trust," "Christian" and "God" to convey a sense of "higher calling," the panel wrote.
Although Kinkade has said he does not market specifically to Christians, his limited-edition canvas prints bear the familiar Christian fish symbol and are inscribed with a biblical reference, "John 3:16." He also is fond of quoting Matthew 5:16 -- "Let your light shine before men" -- at times sounding more evangelist than artist.
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Not John 3:16-18, no. Just the part people want to hear!
And perversions!
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In testimony and interviews with The Times, Sheppard and other former employees said they often went with Kinkade to strip clubs and bars, where he frequently became intoxicated and out of control.
John Dandois, Media Arts Group's senior director of retail operations from 1995 to 1999, testified in a hearing that the artist was a sort of Jekyll-and-Hyde character, whose behavior worsened as the alcohol flowed.
"Thom would be fine, he would be drinking, and then all of a sudden, you couldn't tell where the boundary was," he said. "And then he became very incoherent, and he would start cussing and doing a lot of weird stuff."
Dandois, who left the company to become chief executive of a group of galleries owned by Kinkade's brother, Patrick, recounted that about six years ago the artist was so intoxicated during a performance by Siegfried & Roy in Las Vegas that people seated nearby moved away from him.
"I think it was Roy or Siegfried or whatever had a codpiece in his leotards," Dandois testified. "And so when the show started, Thom just started yelling, 'Codpiece, codpiece,' and had to be quieted by his mother and Nanette."
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Why would a Christian be staring at a man's crotch?!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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04-10-2012, 05:39 AM
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As you all know Sister Daisy Mae is avid and she is taking it hard, as always.
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Which reminds me... whatever happened to Brother Remy?
As for this flim-flam paint-by-numbers charlatan I can assure you the average velvet Elvis has more artistic significance than anything that came from the hand of this schlock pretender.
If you have a Kinkade in your 'collection' it should be hanging with the rest of the Charmin rolls.
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04-10-2012, 06:41 AM
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Less-than-Christian incidents included allegedly public drunkenness, heckling illusionists Siegfried & Roy in Las Vegas, cursing a former employee’s wife who came to his aid when he fell off a barstool and palming a woman’s breast at a signing party in South Bend, Ind.
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Who hasn't heckled Siegfried and Roy?
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04-10-2012, 06:51 AM
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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04-10-2012, 08:20 PM
I have an original Kinkade (from his velvet period) of Jesus and Elvis.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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04-10-2012, 08:29 PM
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04-10-2012, 08:31 PM
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Why is Elbus glowing more than Jebus?
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That appears to be the question on JeSus' mind as well.
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04-10-2012, 10:01 PM
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Why is Elbus glowing more than Jebus?
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(John 8:12) "Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life."
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04-10-2012, 10:06 PM
There was only one great Christian artist: Bil Keane
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04-11-2012, 06:06 AM
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How many of them have sodomites hidden in corners?
Just look at this!
See? A painting of himself on a Harley in San Francrisco!
Not John 3:16-18, no. Just the part people want to hear!
And perversions!
Why would a Christian be staring at a man's crotch?!
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I just wish someone could tell me if he was really a True Christian™ or not so I can decide if I like his paintings or not.
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