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09-27-2021, 07:07 PM
Hello, I am very pleased to be of your acquaintance.
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09-27-2021, 07:16 PM
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Hello, I am very pleased to be of your acquaintance.
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Hello, Miss Insert, and We are pleased that you have found . I so hope that you have repented of your icky sins, and that you have given your life to the , trusting only as your .
I notice that you have missed our friendly requests at the top of this page, so I shall include them here — for your benefit:
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
And, in addition to those requests, Dear, I wonder if you might share your name with us — just your first name, so that we can get better acquainted. "Miss Insert" doesn't, somehow, sound very friendly, as I'm sure you can understand.
May bless you richly — here, at .
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Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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09-27-2021, 07:18 PM
Buonasera persona che deve ancora inserire il suo nome.It seems that God led you to a Christian forum. Now, make a proper introduction: - Favorite Bible verse
- Church that you attend
- How you came to find Jesus Christ
I'm very impatient to know were i can correct your beliefs.
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09-27-2021, 07:19 PM
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Hello, I am very pleased to be of your acquaintance.
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Hmm. . . there seems to be something lacking in your post. I believe it is called "content."
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09-27-2021, 07:37 PM
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Hmm. . . there seems to be something lacking in your post. I believe it is called "content."
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I apologize, I am new here and don't quite know what to say.
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09-27-2021, 07:41 PM
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I apologize, I am new here and don't quite know what to say.
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This should keep you busy for a while, Dear:
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
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09-27-2021, 09:33 PM
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Hello, Miss Insert, and We are pleased that you have found . I so hope that you have repented of your icky sins, and that you have given your life to the , trusting only as your .
I notice that you have missed our friendly requests at the top of this page, so I shall include them here — for your benefit:
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
And, in addition to those requests, Dear, I wonder if you might share your name with us — just your first name, so that we can get better acquainted. "Miss Insert" doesn't, somehow, sound very friendly, as I'm sure you can understand.
May bless you richly — here, at .
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Thank you for the warm welcome, I really do appreciate it. Anyways, as for the 3 factors you have provided to me. I am not a churchgoer, let alone a Christian, and I do solemnly apologize, but I wish to have good interactions with them, and to not cause trouble. I have, however, had the opportunity to go to a church and experience what it was like firsthand, and I must say, it was something I never thought I'd experienced. My favorite Bible verse is Isaiah 41:10 (NIV) "So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God, and I've heard and acknowledged the existence of Jesus for about as long as I've lived.
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09-27-2021, 09:38 PM
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Thank you for the warm welcome, I really do appreciate it. Anyways, as for the 3 factors you have provided to me. I am not a churchgoer, let alone a Christian, and I do solemnly apologize, but I wish to have good interactions with them, and to not cause trouble. I have, however, had the opportunity to go to a church and experience what it was like firsthand, and I must say, it was something I never thought I'd experienced. My favorite Bible verse is Isaiah 41:10 (NIV) "So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God, and I've heard and acknowledged the existence of Jesus for about as long as I've lived.
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Oh, I forgot. My first name is Sarvin. Apologies.
Also, it seems you have gotten my gender wrong, I can understand due to the anonymity of my name, and so I apologize for the misconception. I hope we can get along nicely .
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09-27-2021, 09:55 PM
Hello Sarvin--We're delighted to have you here. Since you are not now a Christian we feel an obligation to bring the truth to you. The truth is simply this: You need to be a Christian or you face eternity in a burning place called hell.
I'm going to also introduce you to an important word, sin. I encourage you to google up this word and learn a bit about it. Then you may want to revisit us here to discuss your own sins and what you might do to rid yourself of them. We here at Landover Baptist specialize in helping people identify their sins.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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09-27-2021, 10:16 PM
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Thank you for the warm welcome, I really do appreciate it. Anyways, as for the 3 factors you have provided to me. I am not a churchgoer, let alone a Christian, and I do solemnly apologize, but I wish to have good interactions with them, and to not cause trouble. I have, however, had the opportunity to go to a church and experience what it was like firsthand, and I must say, it was something I never thought I'd experienced. My favorite Bible verse is Isaiah 41:10 (NIV) "So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God, and I've heard and acknowledged the existence of Jesus for about as long as I've lived.
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Oh, I forgot. My first name is Sarvin. Apologies.
Also, it seems you have gotten my gender wrong, I can understand due to the anonymity of my name, and so I apologize for the misconception. I hope we can get along nicely .
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Hello, once again, dear Sarvin. My; that's such a nice name. I have a cousin named Marvin. When's he's hungry, he calls himself starvin' Marvin.
Anyway, back to important matters; I do thank you for such a nice introductory message, and for being so honest with your situation. I do appreciate your sincerity; although, I must say that it saddens me — greatly — to see that you do not know the , . You see, Dear, if you have not confessed your sins, repented of those sins, and accepted as , then your eternal destiny will be to burn in forever.
Now, of course, that does not pertain to the believers here at , because we have satisfied those requirements. We know that the is providing homes — mansions — for us, in Heaven.
John 14:2,3:
2 In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.
3 And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may be also.
However, even the slightest, unconfessed sin will keep you in the burning fires — forever. It is my prayer that you will read these words — from the glorious — very carefully:
Matthew 25:46 "And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal."
Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."
Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."
Please, do feel free to browse around our many forums, Dear. I am sure that you will find much to provide you with important, useful information. As well, I am sure that many of our members will be only too happy to be of any assistance that you require.
May bless you, Sarvin — here, at .
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Last edited by Isabella White; 09-28-2021 at 01:12 AM.
Reason: Corrected typographical error.
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Re: Hello, glad to be here. -
09-29-2021, 11:39 AM
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Oh, I forgot. My first name is Sarvin. Apologies.
Also, it seems you have gotten my gender wrong, I can understand due to the anonymity of my name, and so I apologize for the misconception. I hope we can get along nicely .
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Sarvin, isn't that the name of some wetback coffee?
Friend, we honestly do not care which of the 64+ genders you want to be today. God however, cares and He is the one who will take the file we have on you and make the final judgement. Every act you have been responsible for is accounted and tabulated. Eventually, it will be condensed to be just two pages, Good and bad. Which of those pages are going to be filled? Think about it.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Hello, glad to be here. -
09-29-2021, 07:35 PM
Here's real real version of Isaiah 41:10
10 Fear thou not; for I am with thee:
Be not dismayed; for I am thy God:
I will strengthen thee; yea, I will help thee;
Yea, I will uphold thee with the right hand of my righteousness.
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King James Version or bust, friend.
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09-29-2021, 10:40 PM
Better talk slow Brothers. We've got a FOOL in the house (Psalms 14:1). "Sarvin," you CANNOT have a good name unless you accept Christ as your personal savior.
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09-30-2021, 03:12 PM
Hi! Welcome to the forum! God understands how when someone doesn't know Scripture there's a need for guidance. He addressed this very effectively in Paul's case by appearing to him and dispelling all doubt. Paul knew what the words were but didn't understand what they signified in reality.
Very few people today can even see reality, let alone understand words describing it. Thus we glean, these are the last days, as Isaiah well understood.
Isaiah 41:15-17 Behold, I will make thee a new sharp threshing instrument having teeth: thou shalt thresh the mountains, and beat them small, and shalt make the hills as chaff. Thou shalt fan them, and the wind shall carry them away, and the whirlwind shall scatter them: and thou shalt rejoice in the LORD, and shalt glory in the Holy One of Israel. When the poor and needy seek water, and there is none, and their tongue faileth for thirst, I the LORD will hear them, I the God of Israel will not forsake them. It's happening now.
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