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you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
11-15-2007, 02:58 AM
LOL
I didn't think people like you existed on earth anymore.
Narrow minded freaks who worship some spirit that lives in the sky.
Please.
Its the 21'st century, not 1bc hah.
Losers!
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
11-15-2007, 03:04 AM
Being an ignorant faggot is no way to impress Christ. You must give up being a butt worshiping troglodyte and give your heart to Jesus before He kills you and sends you to Hell.
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
11-15-2007, 03:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Marshall
Being an ignorant faggot is no way to impress Christ. You must give up being a butt worshiping troglodyte and give your heart to Jesus before He kills you and sends you to Hell.
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Jesus is a lie, princess.
I don't want to impress a myth haha, its not worth my time.
Give up being gay?
That's not being myself, sweetheart! And again, a myth can't kill you
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
11-15-2007, 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted by LOLWTF
Jesus is a lie, princess.
I don't want to impress a myth haha, its not worth my time.
Give up being gay?
That's not being myself, sweetheart! And again, a myth can't kill you
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Why do you say Jesus is a myth friend? The Bible devotes four books to Him. That is far more sources than we have on Alexander the Great. Do you also think Alexander the Great is a myth or do we have a double standard here?
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
11-15-2007, 03:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Why do you say Jesus is a myth friend? The Bible devotes four books to Him. That is far more sources than we have on Alexander the Great. Do you also think Alexander the Great is a myth or do we have a double standard here?
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If I knew what alexander the great was then maybe I could answer that, but honestly, if, and im only saying IF, god made me, then he must have known I'd be gay? Haha.
Its true.
I win at life and you country bumpkins don't.
You are all like amish people, only believe in one thing and all.
Religion is the cause of all wars.
Make love not war with whoever you want.
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
11-15-2007, 04:57 AM
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If I knew what alexander the great was then maybe I could answer that,
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So in other words you're a bore and idiot?
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
11-15-2007, 06:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
So in other words you're a bore and idiot?
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Bore?
No.
I'm great.
Come party with me and ill show you a good time.
Ever had man meat up inside you?
You'll loveeeee it.
I can deep throat anyone btw
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
11-15-2007, 06:29 AM
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So in other words you're a bore and idiot?
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I can now say that I finally understand the colloquial expression "down under" when applied to Australians.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
11-15-2007, 07:24 AM
For some reason you think that forcing genitals down your throat increases your IQ. In your case it probably does.
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
11-15-2007, 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted by LOLWTF
Bore?
No.
I'm great.
Come party with me and ill show you a good time.
Ever had man meat up inside you?
You'll loveeeee it.
I can deep throat anyone btw
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Well, you've already shown us a good time by proving our argument that the homosexual movement has nothing to do with "equal rights" and is actually about the narciccistic need that gays have to disgust everyone around with their perversions.
A lot of men have fetishes for fat women, but do you see them having fat fetish parades and bursting into other peoples forums to shout pornographic descritpinos of fat sex?
Do you see them demanding that TV shows have fat-fetish characters, or that entire elections become referendums on fat-fetishism, or call everyone bigots just beause they don't want to watch them wiggle fat butts all over the place?
It makes me laugh every time I hear the term "in the closet". You queers can't survive for a day without being the center of attention, let alone being treated equally (which is exactly the treatment you get when pretending to be straihgt, BTW). It reminds me of playing hide-and-go-seek with my kids, who hide for two seconds then start shouting "I'm over here! Come find me!"
And the more tolerance you queers get, the more perverted you have to become in order to get attention. Holding hands in public doesn't shock enough anymore, so you have to get into leather, and crossdressing....That's not shocking so much any more so next you'll be stuffing roaches up your butt, or whatever it takes to get that shock value that you crave. Anything to get your "LOOK AT ME DADDY" high.
No, YOUR LIFESTYLE CHOICES made you sick! WE had nothing to do with it.
I get that you don't like what the Bible says about homosexuality, but what are you getting angry at US for? WE DIDN'T WRITE THE BIBLE. We just obey it. You're complaining to the wrong guy, drama queen.
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Anvil of the Antipodes
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
11-15-2007, 07:54 AM
this retard needs banning and his posts should be erased.
Just my opinion.
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
11-15-2007, 11:48 AM
Christians don't make gay people sick. They make each other sick.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
11-15-2007, 12:55 PM
Look here, boy. There's only one way to say it:
Leviticus 18:22- Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Now repent before Jesus throws you into Hell!
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
11-15-2007, 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Andrew Barrick
Look here, boy. There's only one way to say it:
Leviticus 18:22- Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Now repent before Jesus throws you into Hell!
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So true, Andrew! I see the GODLY pastors have already thrown his sorry blasphemous behind into forum-moderation ...
... Hell comes later, after he dies of AIDS, of course!
The love of the Lord is mighty, His punishments for the wicked righteous and fair!
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
11-15-2007, 07:22 PM
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you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?
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Silly little faggit. The AIDS and the demons in your colon are whats making you sick (and Hellbound).
Stop fondling other men's tallywhackers and pick up a KJV1611 Bible!
(wash your hands first, you depraved pervert)
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
11-17-2007, 05:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Guy
this retard needs banning and his posts should be erased.
Just my opinion.
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Now Guy, don't freak out because I agree with you 100%. I am sure we can forgive each other sometime. I know you live in the land of Aussie criminals and that is your only history there... Let me count how many post of mine have been edited for a silly word or two. Does not make much sense, hmmm..
If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
11-17-2007, 05:43 AM
That's Brother Guy, Anvil of the Antipodes, and True Christian, to you.
Please use my correct title when you address me in future.
God Bless.
Brother guy
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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Thank you Pastor Pistle!
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
11-17-2007, 06:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Guy
That's Brother Guy, Anvil of the Antipodes, and True Christian, to you.
Please use my correct title when you address me in future.
God Bless.
Brother guy
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Okay, Brother Guy if it makes you feel better being green. I was being nice! That was my whole point. Your humor is not humour. Or colour. It.. is color. Or fetus.. is not ..fetous..heh UK can get this mixed up as well...
Get a beer...
And freakin chill. I guess it is in the blood of the history of Aussie land.
If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
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Anvil of the Antipodes
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
11-17-2007, 06:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Seeker
Okay, Brother Guy if it makes you feel better being green. I was being nice! That was my whole point. Your humor is not humour. Or colour. It.. is color. Or fetus.. is not ..fetous..heh UK can get this mixed up as well...
Get a beer...
And freakin chill. I guess it is in the blood of the history of Aussie land.
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Women should speak when spoken to.
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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Thank you Pastor Pistle!
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
11-17-2007, 06:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Guy
Women should speak when spoken to.
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See, that is why you will be groomin you're beard all day and just bitch and read Paul's lonely testimony...
And your lonely hand... I can refer you to a doc. I hear you peeps down younder are for Socialism... way better coverage than us. *
Bowing out now....
If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
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