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Default Re: Tetris: Murder and anal sex simulator forced on our children! - 06-21-2013, 11:15 AM

I have several things to say about Tetris. Firstly, I played it as a child, as did many of my friends and some still do from time to time. I will just say I have NEVER had the thought 'oh I'd love someone to shove their dick up my ass.' The shape itself is one of the few ways you can rearrange 4 blocks. The word comes from 'tetra', meaning 4 in ancient greek. May I therefore remind you that in those times, where they BELIEVED IN GOD, they bummed each other all day. Secondly, while the tetris effect may be true it is not only limited to tetris players. This can also be caused by low blood pressure and other health conditions which cause headaches. This then causes black shapes with white outlines to form in the eyes. An effect you can achieve by staring into one spot at a time. Scientifically proved. Finally, I am appalled at your branding of all Catholics, considering they are also Christian you can ALL be thrown in the same boat, which means surely you should all want to rape little children and so you will love tetris. Besides this, while I am A FULL ON piffleING ATHIEST, my girlfriend is Catholic, and I can inform you that no one in her catholic family has had any desire to piffle a little boy.

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Default Re: Tetris: Murder and anal sex simulator forced on our children! - 06-21-2013, 06:15 PM

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I have several things to say about Tetris. Firstly, I played it as a child, as did many of my friends and some still do from time to time. I will just say I have NEVER had the thought 'oh I'd love someone to shove their dick up my ass.' The shape itself is one of the few ways you can rearrange 4 blocks. The word comes from 'tetra', meaning 4 in ancient greek. May I therefore remind you that in those times, where they BELIEVED IN GOD, they bummed each other all day. Secondly, while the tetris effect may be true it is not only limited to tetris players. This can also be caused by low blood pressure and other health conditions which cause headaches. This then causes black shapes with white outlines to form in the eyes. An effect you can achieve by staring into one spot at a time. Scientifically proved. Finally, I am appalled at your branding of all Catholics, considering they are also Christian you can ALL be thrown in the same boat, which means surely you should all want to rape little children and so you will love tetris. Besides this, while I am A FULL ON piffleING ATHIEST, my girlfriend is Catholic, and I can inform you that no one in her catholic family has had any desire to piffle a little boy.

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Default Re: Tetris: Murder and anal sex simulator forced on our children! - 06-21-2013, 06:52 PM

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Firstly, I played it as a child, as did many of my friends and some still do from time to time. I will just say I have NEVER had the thought 'oh I'd love someone to shove their dick up my ass.'
But the thought that a gay man freely shoving his dick up another man's ass doesn't bother you? Clearly you are on your way to the kind of rationalizations that lead you to clutch the sink at a men's truck stop bathroom while some random sodomite punishes your own anus with his restless, angry member. If I were you, dear, I'd find help before this happens to you (you can find help HERE).

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The shape itself is one of the few ways you can rearrange 4 blocks. The word comes from 'tetra', meaning 4 in ancient greek. May I therefore remind you that in those times, where they BELIEVED IN GOD, they bummed each other all day.
The Greeks didn't know about God. They though Zeus controlled the sky and Poseidon controlled the ocean. The fact that they celebrated homosexuality is proof of the consequences of not knowing the Good News of the Christian Faith.

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Secondly, while the tetris effect may be true it is not only limited to tetris players. This can also be caused by low blood pressure and other health conditions which cause headaches. This then causes black shapes with white outlines to form in the eyes. An effect you can achieve by staring into one spot at a time. Scientifically proved.
So the tetris effect now affects non tetris players? How is this still legal?

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Finally, I am appalled at your branding of all Catholics, considering they are also Christian you can ALL be thrown in the same boat, which means surely you should all want to rape little children and so you will love tetris. Besides this, while I am A FULL ON piffleING ATHIEST, my girlfriend is Catholic, and I can inform you that no one in her catholic family has had any desire to piffle a little boy.
Don't be silly, dear. Catholics aren't Christian.



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That would be bad advice, as the LORD has directed us to maintain faith as children (Matthew 18:3).

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Default Re: Tetris: Murder and anal sex simulator forced on our children! - 06-22-2013, 12:59 PM

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Tetris is not evil, i am seriously doubting that you American Christians are sane. Every little thing you can criticize for being ''sin developing'' you condemn even though there is no evidence at all. It is simply bricks you have to stack in the right order and it is helpful in developing quick decision making and eye to hand coordination.
And when "stacking" bricks, what are they stacked on? On (inside) the spaces created by other stacked bricks--it's not hard to see the symbolism of what your "stacking" really means.


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Tetris is not evil and the fact that the great evils are bearly discussed on this board is appaling. I thought i would join this site so i could talk to dedicated christians who have their minds in the right place, but when you ram the hammer down on petty things like this i wonder if you are serious. So with this i say farewell. I tried to somewhat enlighten you on the fact that there are more important things that non sin promoting media but since you can't get rid of your natural American ignorance i don't see any reason to stay. I know you will probably ban me now and call me a enemy of god or whatever you do to people who are even slightly opposed to your narrowmindedness. Peace out and praise Jesus, atleast i have my priorities in the right place.
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Default Re: Tetris: Murder and anal sex simulator forced on our children! - 06-22-2013, 03:50 PM

Unfortunately, I find this thread inaccurate. Tetris in its original form was not a game that suggested ungodly activities (other than wasting time trying to beat high scores instead of accomplishing useful things like prayer and spreading Christian values.) This idea was introduced by men who had minds that could only see ungodly activities occurring. I admit to having played the game, and to be honest I was not effected by subliminal messaging. I do not play the game anymore only because of its waste of time.
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Unfortunately, I find this thread inaccurate. Tetris in its original form was not a game that suggested ungodly activities (other than wasting time trying to beat high scores instead of accomplishing useful things like prayer and spreading Christian values.) This idea was introduced by men who had minds that could only see ungodly activities occurring. I admit to having played the game, and to be honest I was not effected by subliminal messaging. I do not play the game anymore only because of its waste of time.
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Unfortunately, I find this thread inaccurate. Tetris in its original form was not a game that suggested ungodly activities (other than wasting time trying to beat high scores instead of accomplishing useful things like prayer and spreading Christian values.) This idea was introduced by men who had minds that could only see ungodly activities occurring. I admit to having played the game, and to be honest I was not effected by subliminal messaging. I do not play the game anymore only because of its waste of time.
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I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Sooo, Pastor Ezekiel. You are right and I am wrong? May I remind you we both live in free countries where OPINION is a far better way to talk to someone rather than being set in your own ways. Secondly, I have the right to free speech as this is the internet. A place you should explore further before you quote me on what rights I have. I also have basic human rights. Secondly, I am not here to flame but to educate I sincerely hope you can respect that. You all believe in the way of the Holy Ghost and there are others also who have different beliefs. I wish only to educate on the beliefs of others who have other beliefs. I was not debating with my previous post
I was stating facts about my life and my opinions, both of which are allowed. Also I do not with to have anything sent out of my rectal passage unless it is excrement, thank you though. One last thing, none of the commandments tell you to avoid those who do not see things in your way. I appreciate your comment but reject it.
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Default Re: Tetris: Murder and anal sex simulator forced on our children! - 06-25-2013, 04:54 PM

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Sooo, Pastor Ezekiel. You are right and I am wrong? May I remind you we both live in free countries where OPINION is a far better way to talk to someone rather than being set in your own ways. Secondly, I have the right to free speech as this is the internet. *** blah blah blah ***
You sound like a kid, so I want you to ask your civics teacher the following question:

Is the US Constitution an agreement between a government and its people, or is it an agreement between a private individual and a private website?

Let me know what he says.

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Sooo, Pastor Ezekiel. You are right and I am wrong? May I remind you we both live in free countries where OPINION is a far better way to talk to someone rather than being set in your own ways. Secondly, I have the right to free speech as this is the internet. A place you should explore further before you quote me on what rights I have. I also have basic human rights. Secondly, I am not here to flame but to educate I sincerely hope you can respect that. You all believe in the way of the Holy Ghost and there are others also who have different beliefs. I wish only to educate on the beliefs of others who have other beliefs. I was not debating with my previous post
I was stating facts about my life and my opinions, both of which are allowed. Also I do not with to have anything sent out of my rectal passage unless it is excrement, thank you though. One last thing, none of the commandments tell you to avoid those who do not see things in your way. I appreciate your comment but reject it.
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I may never play tetris again, only due to the ignorance of these people. Tetris was a game designed by Nintendo to be a challenging falling blocks puzzle game. The objective is to stack each block in a fitting position for the bottom most line to disappear, giving points to the player. If the blocks reach to the top, the player loses. You took this innocent game, and created a monster out of it. Wouldn't God be mad at you for lying? It isn't an anal sex simulator due to it having no anal sex in it, no humans. Its not having any murder to the fact that there is no blood or people. Just colorful blocks. Speaking of anal sex......I am Bisexual, if you hate me, your breaking your own commandments! Love thy neighbor. Not hate thy neighbor.
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I may never play tetris again, only due to the ignorance of these people. Tetris was a game designed by Nintendo to be a challenging falling blocks puzzle game. The objective is to stack each block in a fitting position for the bottom most line to disappear, giving points to the player. If the blocks reach to the top, the player loses. You took this innocent game, and created a monster out of it. Wouldn't God be mad at you for lying? It isn't an anal sex simulator due to it having no anal sex in it, no humans. Its not having any murder to the fact that there is no blood or people. Just colorful blocks. Speaking of anal sex......I am Bisexual, if you hate me, your breaking your own commandments! Love thy neighbor. Not hate thy neighbor.
Hello dear. It seems you're a bit confused. The LORD does indeed command us to love our neighbor, but perverted sodomites who work to convince children to let them stick foreign objects deep into their rectums are not our neighbors.



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I may never play tetris again, only due to the ignorance of these people. Tetris was a game designed by Nintendo to be a challenging falling blocks puzzle game. The objective is to stack each block in a fitting position for the bottom ...
Hold that thought!






1. You did not read the whole thread or its opening post, did you? Brother Prayer warrier explained all this there in detail.
2. You didn't bother to do research for data, did you?

Tetris is a Soviet Commie game from 1984 exported to US not by godless Nintendo (1) but by godless heathen enemy Soviets. That alone makes playing and propagating it at least suspicious and probably treason. Why should we trust your judgment if you don't bother getting your facts right.

As explained by the opening post and ADMITTED SUBLIMINALLy IN YOUR OWN RESPONSE it is all about getting blocks to fit in the BOTTOM. Even your subconscious admits it.

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For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:

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1. I would not trust Nintendo either. As it has several times more resources and power than Soviet Russia ever did, its accomplishments can be even more scary. See THIS. Of course, some kind of cooperation unbeknownst to us may have taken place between Nintendo and commies for the common goal of seducing teens to sodomistic fornication.


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