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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-17-2012, 11:21 PM
Please Sister
A warning is appropriate before posting such an offensive picture.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-23-2012, 10:27 AM
I'm offended by people who use text formatting to make words look like hyperlinks. Like the person in this post (that is a real link, I promise).
I was clicking on that for five minutes.
I am, incidentally, also still offended by will.i.am
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-23-2012, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Catherine Moore
I'm offended by people who use text formatting to make words look like hyperlinks. Like the person in this post (that is a real link, I promise).
I was clicking on that for five minutes.
I am, incidentally, also still offended by will.i.am
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will.he.iz definitely invokes demon imagery when I think of him, but what about that chinee guy? What exactly does he do? Why does he look like the youth section at walmart vomited clothing on him? Does his defective chinee eyes really hurt so bad that he always has to wear blue blockers? Why draw attention to your tiny chinee pee pee with such tight pants? I know your a dirty chinee but why are you hanging around a Hamite and a whore?
I just have a complete non-understanding of why that creature exists. The only thing I can come up with is that the dirty french inbred several generations of mongoloids to serve as president, and he was one of the rejects, expelled to the dungeons of AM dance radio.
Chinee Guy from that devil group, get a new job and I shall order food from you.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-23-2012, 04:06 PM
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will.he.iz definitely invokes demon imagery when I think of him, but what about that chinee guy? What exactly does he do? Why does he look like the youth section at walmart vomited clothing on him? Does his defective chinee eyes really hurt so bad that he always has to wear blue blockers? Why draw attention to your tiny chinee pee pee with such tight pants? I know your a dirty chinee but why are you hanging around a Hamite and a whore?
I just have a complete non-understanding of why that creature exists. The only thing I can come up with is that the dirty french inbred several generations of mongoloids to serve as president, and he was one of the rejects, expelled to the dungeons of AM dance radio.
Chinee Guy from that devil group, get a new job and I shall order food from you.
Servant Herbert.
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I'm offended by whatever THAT was supposed to be.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-23-2012, 04:14 PM
Damn catholics!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-23-2012, 06:00 PM
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I'm offended by whatever THAT was supposed to be.
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Admittedly, that came out a tad more incoherent than usual, but take a look at this guy.
I just looked him up and his name is "taboo" ... I feel another spat of incoherence coming on just looking at him, I'll use temperance.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-23-2012, 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by herbertLovesGod
Admittedly, that came out a tad more incoherent than usual, but take a look at this guy.
I just looked him up and his name is "taboo" ... I feel another spat of incoherence coming on just looking at him, I'll use temperance.
Servant Herbert.
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Yes, I'm offended by those "Matrix" movies, too!
The whole point of them is to encourage people to think that consensus reality is artificial. Then they question whether God is real. They decide He isn't, and spend their lives "helping others" and "being fulfilled".
Then they die and find out He's real as He throws them into His Lake of Fire at Judgment.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-25-2012, 04:54 PM
Maggie McCan is in the news again. Her demon-eyes make me shiver. I think its time the parents admit that they killed that little demon.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-25-2012, 05:01 PM
I am deeply offended by all this nigra music on TV. It isn't wholesome, it's perverted!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-25-2012, 05:03 PM
Elaine Pagels and her attempt to present Paul of Tarsus as a gnostic and not a Nicean creed orthodox Christian offends me.
Hat tip tip to Ross Douthat for bringing this up in his book Bad Religion.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-25-2012, 09:20 PM
I'm offended by the non-stop, ad nauseam coverage of the Trayvon Martian case.
Half-breed Mexican't shoots Negro.
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Can we get over it already?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-25-2012, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
I'm offended by the non-stop, ad nauseam coverage of the Trayvon Martian case.
Half-breed Mexican't shoots Negro.
SURPRISE!
Can we get over it already?
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Tarvon and another Kazakhstan sister hookin' up with a "playa". Size queens the lot of them.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-26-2012, 06:37 PM
I'm offended by the "Richard Gere Delivery Device™"
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-26-2012, 10:56 PM
People who say "lol" in real life instead of just laughing at the joke. They are not needed.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-26-2012, 11:15 PM
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People who say "lol" in real life instead of just laughing at the joke. They are not needed.
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They rofl, aren't they?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-27-2012, 01:52 AM
Osama is awarding the Medal of Freedom to jooish agitator and cantor Robert Allen Zimmerman. Known for his rich and poetic lyrics, his work had considerable influence on the civil rights movement of the 1960s and has had significant impact on American culture over the past five decades.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-27-2012, 06:25 PM
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Osama is awarding the Medal of Freedom to jooish agitator and cantor Robert Allen Zimmerman. Known for his rich and poetic lyrics, his work had considerable influence on the civil rights movement of the 1960s and has had significant impact on American culture over the past five decades.
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So it's his fault?
Might have known.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-27-2012, 07:01 PM
BROTHERS!!!! I can't believe what I just saw, and this is probably the most offensive thing ever!!
I just saw a white girl walking hand and hand with a negro!! Here in Freehold!!!!
What's Bobby Joe's phone number!?!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-28-2012, 03:22 AM
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BROTHERS!!!! I can't believe what I just saw, and this is probably the most offensive thing ever!!
I just saw a white girl walking hand and hand with a negro!! Here in Freehold!!!!
What's Bobby Joe's phone number!?!
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No you didn't. Please sweet JESUS tell me that ain't so.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-28-2012, 03:39 AM
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No you didn't. Please sweet JESUS tell me that ain't so.
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I saw them too!
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