Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > Straight 4 Jesus! (Back Door Christians)
Reload this Page What should we call fags?
Straight 4 Jesus! (Back Door Christians) At LBC, we will cure your perversion of choice (even if we have to stone you).

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#41)
Old
Zechariah Smyth's Avatar
Zechariah Smyth Zechariah Smyth is offline
Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Tell her once Flat Earth Real American™ True Christian™ Christian Love The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Tin Tither True Christian Provider™ award Porn Resistant Persecuted Pro-Life Teabag Patriot 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts Ex-Gay Eats the Most Pork Saved 1 Year True Republican 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Babysitter Gunfest '14 Stamp of Approval Anti-sodomy Pancake Dinner Vickers Pastor Ezekiel Heaven Bound TC Bravery The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Lord’s Witness Wound Cup of Jesus Crown of Incorruptibility Crown of Life

 
Posts: 15,223
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Thong-infested Florida©
Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What should we call fags? - 07-01-2014, 06:50 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cool Kid View Post
People
Humans

In the end, that's what we all are.

But props to you all on creativity.
Good grief, nobody is saying they aren't HUMANS!!!



It's just that they are using their human bodies which don't even belong to them (1 Corinthians 6:19) for unnatural purposes (Romans 1:26-27).

However: if you have Scriptural support for shape-shifting, please feel free to post it here.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth


Reply With Quote
(#42)
Old
Fool Kid's Avatar
Fool Kid Fool Kid is offline
Unsaved trash, smartassed tool of satan
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 17
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: queer as a three dollar bill *struts away from all the ignorance*
Fool Kid is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Fool Kid is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Fool Kid is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Fool Kid is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Fool Kid is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Fool Kid is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Fool Kid is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Fool Kid is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Fool Kid is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Fool Kid is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Fool Kid is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.
Default Re: What should we call fags? - 07-01-2014, 07:56 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
Good grief, nobody is saying they aren't HUMANS!!!
I'm laughing so hard right now. I meant that, like, we're all the same species. And in the end it doesn't matter wha- No? Okay..

Quote:
It's just that they are using their human bodies which don't even belong to them (1 Corinthians 6:19) for unnatural purposes (Romans 1:26-27).
Almost everything we do nowadays is for unnatural purposes.. grilling steaks on the barbecue, swimming in the swimming pool for fun, rollercoasters, etc etc.

Quote:
However: if you have Scriptural support for shape-shifting, please feel free to post it here.
Well I mean, I don't have any scriptural support, but I'm actually a shapeshifter. Yep. That's right. Definitely a plausible thing.
Reply With Quote
(#43)
Old
Virginia Day Templeton's Avatar
Virginia Day Templeton Virginia Day Templeton is offline
Christ's Battle Axe
 

True Christian™ True Christian Lady True Heterosexual™ True Christian Beauty Bronze Tither Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Christian Love Flat Earth Most Obedient Pro-Life Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Stamp of Approval Mama Grizzly Trumpette Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years Clorox Cured Me QAnon Storm Chaser Roper Crossburn Real American™ TC Bravery Teabag Patriot True Republican Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 2,777
Join Date: Dec 2006
Virginia Day Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Virginia Day Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Virginia Day Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Virginia Day Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Virginia Day Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Virginia Day Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Virginia Day Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Virginia Day Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Virginia Day Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Virginia Day Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Virginia Day Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What should we call fags? - 07-25-2014, 02:09 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
Good grief, nobody is saying they aren't HUMANS!!!
Ironically, secular science does say they aren't humans—or, more accurately, that they aren't even alive. Reproduction is one of the criteria used to define life.

From liberal Wikipedia:
Reproduction is a fundamental feature of all known life; each individual organism exists as the result of reproduction.

This makes sense when you think about it. I was around in the eighties when the average homosexual looked less like Ricky Martin and more like an extra from The Walking Dead. During the chaos of the End Times, these freaks will no longer have access to the AIDS drugs that unnaturally prolong their lives and allow them to pass superficially as normal people. They will revert to their true form: a shambling zombie, thin as a twig, riddled with cancer and covered in weeping sores and grotesque lesions, gasping for air, wheezing nonsense as it seeks a final indulgence in the one thing it desires above all else: not brains, but anal sex.

Name:  fags_image11.jpg
Views: 91
Size:  135.8 KB

The sodomite's soul can be saved. Many have even turned to Christ while dying of AIDS. But salvation is available to negroids too, and I'm not 100% convinced they're human. I think the jury is out on this one.


Reply With Quote
(#44)
Old
free thought free thought is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 1
Join Date: Jul 2014
free thought is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: What should we call fags? - 07-27-2014, 06:33 PM

How about instead of using such rude, vulgar terms you refer to them as human beings, just as you are.

Actually, you all aren't humans. You're monsters, because only something that totally lacks any and all sympathetic thought would behave in such a fashion.

Good day, bigots.
Reply With Quote
(#45)
Old
Elmer G. White's Avatar
Elmer G. White Elmer G. White is offline
Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
Victim of atheist scientific persecution
 

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Friend of Jesus Christian Love True Christian™ Touched by Jesus Persecuted Honorary Ex-Eskimo Ex-Scandinavian Ex-eurotrash True Scientist™ 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Doctor Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture Flat Earth Prayer Warrior Ex-Masturbator Tell her once True Christian Caucasian Real American™ Porn Resistant The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking One Year/1000 posts 2014 Witch Hunt Award Mower Mission to Korea Uber Angels Driver Trump of GOD Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Mission to Messico Saved 1 Year Platinum Tither Eats the Most Pork True Heterosexual™ 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory BFF of Jesus Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Crown of Righteousness Alternative Facts True Christian Nerd GLORY Saved 5 Years Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Get Behind Me Doctor - NO TEAM FORTRESS! Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Polling for Christ Anti-Biden Midget porn survivor

 
Posts: 10,328
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: On a mission in Godless Europistan
Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What should we call fags? - 07-27-2014, 06:53 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by free thought View Post
How about instead of using such rude, vulgar terms you refer to them as human beings, just as you are.

Actually, you all aren't humans. You're monsters, because only something that totally lacks any and all sympathetic thought would behave in such a fashion.

Good day, bigots.
Dear girl,

You are confused and lack understanding. We offer only kindness and sympathy for the queer homers! We wish to see them in HEAVEN. That is possible for them if they discard their nauseating habits and accept JESUS! Eternal love is surely worth more than a short lifetime of animal fornication. GOD HATES homers, not us!



How about you! You offer us only scorn and hateful talk. Monsters!? Bigots!? Instead of discussing our arguments, you can only do character assassination, an ad hominem fallacy. Is that all you have to offer the homers?! We offer them everlasting life with JESUS!

Genesis 49:7
Cursed be their anger, for it was fierce; and their wrath, for it was cruel: I will divide them in Jacob, and scatter them in Israel.



Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



PREPARE YOURSELF TO RAPTURE WITH THIS MANUAL!
Check out our Research in Creation Science:
Reply With Quote
(#46)
Old
Didymus Much's Avatar
Didymus Much Didymus Much is online now
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
 

Hellbound Heathen Atheist Cancer on Society hippie Caution - Poster is Crazy Evilution Perv Baggie Condemned Reaper Evil Grammar Nazi Democrat Commmmmunnissss How dumb can you get? Five years in the service of the Enemy Beastiality Barney Caution - Poster is on Drugs Demonized Bleeding heart liebral Glutton Drunk Devil Rides the Short Bus Fiddler Potty mouth Retard Posting Philistine skull Pot Head Swiss Skull Sinner Devil's Trill Sonata Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Mower Pastor Ezekiel Prize for Unprecedented Retards Marxist Fake Polling The AIDS Confused about midget porn F1 for Satan

 
Posts: 14,451
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: What should we call fags? - 07-27-2014, 06:57 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by free thought View Post
How about instead of using such rude, vulgar terms you refer to them as human beings, just as you are...
I'll just leave Mr. Smyth's response to someone else who raised the same objection all of THREE POSTS AGO here (oh, and thanks for reading the entire two pages of this thread, so that you know what's already been covered and people don't have to rehash the same points over and over again):

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
Good grief, nobody is saying they aren't HUMANS!!!



It's just that they are using their human bodies which don't even belong to them (1 Corinthians 6:19) for unnatural purposes (Romans 1:26-27)...
Quote:
...Actually, you all aren't humans...
Did you know that the first thing they do to soldiers in a wartime situation is teach them that their enemies are not human, and thus not worthy of being treated in a humane manner, so removing any compunction said soldiers may have about using guns, bombs, flame-throwers, etc., on others who have mothers that love them, spouses who depend on them, and children who will grow up as orphans (hating those who killed their parents, thus continuing the cycle of hatred that spawns most wars in the first place)?

Yeah, you are such a prize specimen of Homo Sapiens.


Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
ass pirates, big sodomy, fags

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved