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Re: Landover Church's Racism -
12-06-2007, 02:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
They are the two most Not Gay Pastors I know!!
Will you be my friend?
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Either you don't know many pastors, or Landover Baptist is crawling with exceptionally homosexual ones.... either way, Ezekial and Temperance are both fags to the max.
As for being friends, yes, I will be your friend. Just so you know, though, being my friend generally involves a lot of sex, consensual or otherwise.
-Lucas
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Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
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Re: Landover Church's Racism -
12-06-2007, 02:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Satan Accepted My Soul
Either you don't know many pastors, or Landover Baptist is crawling with exceptionally homosexual ones.... either way, Ezekial and Temperance are both fags to the max.
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Friend,
Knowing Pastor Zeke and meet Brother Temperance I can assure you of their hetrosexuality. Their strong, manly handshakes and wide, hetro stances are most definitely NOT gay.
Looking at the picture you provided with your' profile I'd say you are short and X chromosomes or two.
Meanwhile is there something else you want to besides launch into personal insults?
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Re: Landover Church's Racism -
12-06-2007, 02:56 AM
Since nobody will take my word for it, I did some digging and found this photo to prove my point. I found the full image that Ezekial and Temperance cropped to create their avatar images. Not even the KJV of the Bible can disprove this photo. Luckily for us, the photo also contains verbal confirmation that it is authentic.
EDIT PATHETIC PRONO DELETED. CONSIDER THIS A WARNING DUMMY, BJ
They've infiltrated your ranks to convert the youth of Landover!!
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Re: Landover Church's Racism -
12-06-2007, 02:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Satan Accepted My Soul
Just so you know, though, being my friend generally involves a lot of sex, consensual or otherwise.
-Lucas
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And anyway, why would our dear and goodly Sister Tali even consider (Jesus forgive noddy!) keeping company with an unsaved scum satanist like you, when there are so many True Christian™ manly men in our Church who would properly ask for her hand in marriage, satan boy?
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Landover Church's Racism -
12-06-2007, 02:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Noddy
And anyway, why would our dear and goodly Sister Tali even consider (Jesus forgive noddy!) keeping company with an unsaved scum satanist like you, when there are so many True Christian™ manly men in our Church who would properly ask for her hand in marriage, satan boy?
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Well, Sister Noddy, had you read her post before mine, she asked to be my friend. I may be a satan boy... but I'm a damn sexy one. What else can I say?
-Lucas
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Re: Landover Church's Racism -
12-15-2007, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Sista Lateefah
I KNOW HE DIN'T
Firsta all, I just gotsa say that this topic had made me laugh when I had seen who wrote it. I does not think I's seen ANYTHANG mo' hippocratical in my entire life! You be the one who had came up in here a few months ago talkin' 'bout, "Sista Lateefah, why you ain't able to talk right?" MmmHMMM! I remembah that! Carryin' on about how black folk ain't able to talk right and this and that. I ain't nevah had nobody up in this church talk to me the way you done did that day, and I STILL be offendeded by it!
Anyway, to address yo ignance, Landover do not be racist at all. Quite the opposite be true. They gots special places fo' the colored folk to sit in they own little area, they gots special parkin' places fo' the colored folk... well, come to think of it, they's got a special just about everythang all fo' the black folk to have to theyselves. I has SEEN what the inside of a cathylick church look like and y'all ain't got NOTHIN' like that. Also, I think this be importants to point out, Landover pay the nigra folk to do they work fo' them that they needsta have done. I has read the Bible and it do not say nothin' about you hasta pay yo Hammites to do yo work, but they does it out the goodness of they hearts. Praaaaaaaise!
Not to mention that they haves a special tappeded dancin' contest here every few months fo' all the black folk to participate in, and them contestants getsta have all the fried chicken and watermelon and collard greens they cares to eat! And when they is dancin' up there on stage, folk in the crowd be throwin' nickles up there to 'em whenevah they smiles and shows off them purly whites. It be a very entertaining show and it be one'a my favorite thangs 'bout livin' here in Landover. I also feels compellated to mention that EVERY nigra (even the chillrens) be employed here at Landover. I know how y'all lieberals likesta encurrage laziness out there, but we doesn't have none o' that goin' on up in here. Every nigra pull they own weight fo' they own good, just like the Lord commands. Glory and HALLELUJAH!
Well, I think I should point out that this ignance you had wrote here do not be found anywhere up in the KJV1611 Bible, therefo'e it be meaningless. Also, we does not wish to know about yo feelin's towards the chillrens, whether they be negroidal or not. That still do not be right and we do not not needta hear about it up in here. This be a CHURCH forum, not the NAMBLA priesthoods, thank you.I think you's hit the nail on the head, Pastah Zeke. He got them demons up in his booty that be hungerin' fo' other booty demons, which inevitablies lead him to havin' relations with them chillrens. Praise the Lord that True Christians™ doesn't hafta deal with them booty demons like the unsaved do!
For we have great joy and consolation in thy love, because the bowels of the saints are refreshed by thee, brother. - Philemon 1:7
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Have you ever heard of Brown vs. the Board of Education?
ACTS 5:29
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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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Re: Landover Church's Racism -
12-15-2007, 10:11 PM
Wasn't that when some brown people sued their school because they were bored during class and their teachers wouldn't let them go outside to eat collard greens, shoot police officers, and fornicate with their bullet wounds?
Get it, Brown vs. Bored of Education? LOL!
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Re: Landover Church's Racism -
12-15-2007, 10:43 PM
Sister Virginia, you have the most delightful sense of humor!
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Re: Landover Church's Racism -
12-15-2007, 11:11 PM
Thanks, Sister! God gave us funny bones for a reason!
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Re: Landover Church's Racism -
12-16-2007, 05:30 AM
He also gave you blood to bleed, but yet you try your hardest not to. why is that?
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Christ's Battle Axe
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Re: Landover Church's Racism -
12-16-2007, 05:41 AM
He gave His own blood so I wouldn't have to.
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Re: Landover Church's Racism -
12-17-2007, 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by JudyintheSky
Lots of BS, no facts.
And what's with the political discrimination?
Where does the Bible make any, and I mean ANY references
to political systems? If you can find the word Liberal,
Republicain, Democrat or Communist ANYWHERE in the bible,
I swear I'll eat my hat.
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Feeling peckish, I hope?
Isaiah 32:8
But the liberal deviseth liberal things; and by liberal things shall he stand.
Eat up, Judy!
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