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Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden -
01-23-2009, 01:22 PM
I want all of you True Christian™ Americans to drop to your knees right now, and give thanks to Jesus that He rewarded you by making you one of His own. You could have been born in Godless Sweden, and had THIS false Christian pervert as your pastor.
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Threesome assault pastor defrocked
A pastor convicted of assaulting his ex-wife following sex games with a male acquaintance has been relieved of his duties by his employer, the Church of Sweden.
The man's ex-wife, who is also a pastor, has also received a written warning - the mildest form of disciplinary measure in the church's arsenal. A warning may be issued to employees guilty of one-off transgressions or for engaging in actions that may constitute an "unacceptable lifestyle" in the eyes of the church.
The church's internal investigation revealed that the couple, "in conjunction with alcohol consumption, entered into so-called threesome intercourse involving themselves and another person with whom they were previously unacquainted."
In a statement, the church explained that the pastor's assault conviction meant he had "damaged the reputation a priest should have".
The Church of Sweden pastor, his wife, and another male acquaintance assembled in June for a meal and drinks. After the meal, the three then moved to the sauna, at which point they began to engage in a series of sex games.
According to court documents, the pastor became enraged when his wife began erasing pictures of the threesome’s deeds which had been taken using a mobile telephone camera.
The minister then attacked his wife by slamming her head into a wall and putting his hands around her throat.
"I am sorry about what happened with these two priests and hope the professional help they receive will be important to them in terms of their identity and Christian faith," said Bishop Caroline Krook in a statement.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden -
01-23-2009, 01:35 PM
Good Lord!
I first thought the pastor assaulted sinners who were engaging in vile so called "threesome" acts. Even though he's hellbound and Eurotrash anyway, at least that would have made sense.
But no... he and his wife and ... and... yuck and double yuck.
Remind me to never take a sauna or steambath with two Swedish pastors. Not that I ever would, of course.
They were even PROUD of their sins, and he only got mad after she was destroying the evidence.
Expect a tsunami in Indonesia soon.
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I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
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Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden -
01-24-2009, 12:05 AM
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I want all of you True Christian™ Americans to drop to your knees right now, and give thanks to Jesus that He rewarded you by making you one of His own. You could have been born in Godless Sweden, and had THIS false Christian pervert as your pastor.
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"blah, blah, blah," said Bishop Caroline Krook
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Vile, disgusting, corrupt, an abomination, degenerate and affront to God - blasphemy! A woman bishop!!!
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Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden -
01-24-2009, 09:17 AM
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A woman bishop!!!
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Good heavens! It must be called the Church of the Addle Brained Saints.
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I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
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Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden -
01-24-2009, 10:47 PM
So, now Swedes are going to burn in Hell? Who are you, Fred Phelps?
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Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden -
01-30-2009, 02:47 AM
Their country is shaped like a penis, for Heaven's sake.
What more proof of God's hatred do you need? It's like God telling us, "Here's where I put the dicks." Indeed, the only nation God hates more, for obvious reasons, is Denmark.
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Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden -
03-04-2011, 10:01 PM
I am new to these forums, and I found this thread while googling. I am simply wondering why God hates Sweden, and how come a woman can't be a bishop?. Just because I am a Swedish Male, born in Sweden I deserve to burn in hell?. I don't understand the criterias that decide wether or not I will burn in hell, because I am a Prothestant, and an active christian.
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Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden -
03-04-2011, 10:08 PM
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I am simply wondering why God hates Sweden,
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Sweden is the homosexual capital of the world. Give me a single reason why God should not hate such a country? Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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and how come a woman can't be a bishop?
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Because Jesus says so in the Bible... 1 Timothy 2:12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.
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. Just because I am a Swedish Male, born in Sweden I deserve to burn in hell?
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You will surely be cast into hell unless you repent of your sins and turn over to True Christianity™. Psalm 9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
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I don't understand the criterias that decide wether or not I will burn in hell, because I am a Prothestant, and an active christian.
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You will burn in hell simply because you are NOT a Christian. A True Christian™ would follow the entire Bible and not just his favorite bits. James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden -
03-04-2011, 10:22 PM
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Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden -
03-04-2011, 10:26 PM
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Dr. Jones already answered that question for you: by following the entire Bible and not just bits and pieces.
I suggest that you start reading now if you truly wish to avoid roasting in hell.
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Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden -
03-04-2011, 10:31 PM
But where shall I turn? I cannot do it all on my own, is there any church nearby that can help me?
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Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden -
03-04-2011, 10:40 PM
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But where shall I turn? I cannot do it all on my own, is there any church nearby that can help me?
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I would suggest that you seek out your nearest baptist church and get yourself baptized immediately. Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.
Preaching The Word and rebuking sinners is also an important factor in your Salvation™. 2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
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Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden -
03-04-2011, 10:44 PM
Is there any possibility to be baptized by a church that Landover Baptist Church has approved? Or is any baptist church okay?
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Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden -
03-05-2011, 12:35 AM
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Is there any possibility to be baptized by a church that Landover Baptist Church has approved? Or is any baptist church okay?
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There are Baptist churches in Sweden.
Use google if you can't find one in the "telefonkatalogen".
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Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden -
03-19-2011, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I want all of you True Christian™ Americans to drop to your knees right now, and give thanks to Jesus that He rewarded you by making you one of His own. You could have been born in Godless Sweden, and had THIS false Christian pervert as your pastor.
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Says you. my country has top 1 porn industry in the world and i am proud of it.
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Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden -
03-19-2011, 06:58 PM
You mean they finally outlawed child pornography in Sweden?
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Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden -
03-19-2011, 07:26 PM
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You mean they finally outlawed child pornography in Sweden?
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It has always been forbidden.
Too bad there's still sick people everywhere in the world that still makes those vile things. Pedophiles, who brutally rape and murder innocent children.
Most of them lives in America, sadly.
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Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden -
03-19-2011, 07:34 PM
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Says you. my country has top 1 porn industry in the world and i am proud of it.
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Seriously? I guess you'll enjoy hell then, pervert.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden -
03-19-2011, 07:44 PM
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Seriously? I guess you'll enjoy hell then, pervert.
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In case you didn't notice, i was pointing out the facts that concern your country's industry of pornography.
http://internet-filter-review.topten...tatistics.html
as you can see, good old Usa is the promised land of pornography.
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Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden -
03-19-2011, 07:45 PM
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That's produced in California.
What does that have to do with America?
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