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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 12-10-2011, 11:56 AM

have you ever read the Qu'ran
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 12-10-2011, 12:02 PM

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have you ever read the Qu'ran
What a dreadful collection of myths and fairy tales and half baked philosophy made up by one man to justify his prejudices then twisted over the ages it is!



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 12-11-2011, 03:30 AM

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have you ever read the Qu'ran
I don't need to put my hand in fire to know that it will burn me. And I don't need to let a sweaty truckdriver slam his rock hard tallywhacker into my exit chute in order to know that sodomy will send him to hell.


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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 12-22-2011, 09:00 PM

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Greetings Oh Narrow Minded People!!!!!
I'm ever so happy to find this.
First I'd like to start off with this, when joining this forum it states, and I copied and pasted this from the site....

"By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws."

OPPS!!!! By what I have read, I see a lot of you missed this part huh???
Do you really have nothing better to do than pick on a kids show?? Really?
I see a lot of you have posted photos of the show "suggesting" sexual deviance. Really??? How would YOU know??? Are you a SPECIALIST or know from 1st hand experiences. FYI according to a CNN poll I found, not that religion matters, but there are more PEDS in Chrisianity than any other religion. Google it yourself Im too busy pi$$ing you all off right now

The show is odd I give you that, but my 5 year old gets it. EAT HEALTHY, STAY ACTIVE and don't become a fat a$$. Kinda like most of you are that are sitting here tearing this show a new one.

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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 12-22-2011, 09:42 PM

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blah blah yak yak
Thanks for persecuting us Godmocker.

Matthew 5:10
Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

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FYI according to a CNN poll I found, not that religion matters, but there are more PEDS in Chrisianity than any other religion
Great, one more tard confusing is with wafer munching roman catlicks. We're Baptists, not ring kissers fool.

And CNN? Yeah there is a reliable news source. Friend, you should only be watching Fox News.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 12-22-2011, 10:20 PM

Oh boy, another unsaved retard who abuses his capslock key, gets off on huge strings of exclamation points and plasters the devil smiley all over everything.

How shocking.



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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 12-22-2011, 10:20 PM

Whats so funny is that I have read A LOT of these posts and am surprised to see some you call yourself "Christian." I never said I BELIEVED the CNN poll, take time to read would ya. You people are getting your underwear in a bunch over a kids show, reading WAY more into it than needed. Im not BASHING Christianity as a whole. Im a Catholic and my religion has not been perfect. Im coming down on the narrow minded BS I see people writing. I believe in God and Jesus. However I don't like IGNORNACE.

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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 12-22-2011, 10:24 PM

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Whats so funny is that I have read A LOT of these posts and am surprised to see some you call yourself "Christian.
Please feel free to use scripture to demonstrate where we've gone astray.

We'll be the first to admit we're wrong if you can prove using the Holy Bible KJV that we're not entitled to call ourselves True Christians.

This would be more impressive than what you've had to offer so far, which is a tirade of insults, taunts and huge lines of smileys.



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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 12-22-2011, 10:30 PM

OMG LOVE THE PROFILE PIC!!!!

Who ever picked it, THANK YOU!!! LOL

Oh who ever just left me the "typing like a black person"
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 12-22-2011, 10:30 PM

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Im a Catholic and my religion has not been perfect. .
There is the understatement of the year. You do know you wafer munching ring kissing papist scum are NOT Christians right?

This is the second time I have had to post that today. Did all the catlick forums go down?
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 12-22-2011, 10:31 PM

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OMG LOVE THE PROFILE PIC!!!!

Who ever picked it, THANK YOU!!! LOL

Oh who ever just left me the "typing like a black person"
comment......Really??? Wow you just made "Christians" sound
racist too....NICE JOB!!!
You're welcome.

Now, you were going to use the Bible to backup your statements that we aren't Christians.

We're very excited to see what scripture you come up with!



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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 12-22-2011, 10:47 PM

Give me a moment I'll look to see where stupidity, ignorance and narrow mindedness are mentioned.....
Im NOT talking about the BIBLE you dip.
Im talking about how you people are taking a goofy
kids show and saying its sexual and perverted.
I mean seriously, look at the posts, like people just sitting there waiting
to find something to turn around. Did anyone turn around the pic
I posted??? Or was THAT pic OK cause it's Jesus??? Looks
kinda sick and perverted to me. No different than pics some of you people posted from the show.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 12-22-2011, 10:52 PM

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Give me a moment I'll look to see where stupidity, ignorance and narrow mindedness are mentioned.....
Im NOT talking about the BIBLE you dip.
Im talking about how you people are taking a goofy
kids show and saying its sexual and perverted.
I mean seriously, look at the posts, like people just sitting there waiting
to find something to turn around. Did anyone turn around the pic
I posted??? Or was THAT pic OK cause it's Jesus??? Looks
kinda sick and perverted to me. No different than pics some of you people posted from the show.
Don't forget you said HERE that you can't believe we call ourselves Christians.

The definition of a Christian must flow from the Bible, not your personal opinion of what a Christian is.

Therefore, you should have no trouble using the scripture to prove we are hypocrites who are not acting in accordance with GOD's word... Unless you are just a deluded papist who doesn't even read the Bible.



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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 12-22-2011, 11:21 PM

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... Im a Catholic and my religion has not been perfect...
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 12-23-2011, 10:13 AM

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Look Bible Bumpers. Your mind is like a parachutte[sic], it only works when it's open
How so my mind is like a parachute? It sounds clever but is actually meaningless.

Coincidence?



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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 12-23-2011, 03:57 PM

Really Redeemed??? Really? Your mind is like a parachute, it only works when OPEN. That's meaningless??? I see cause a CLOSED parachte is a good thing, kinda like your mind.
Again, I am not picking on Christians as a WHOLE, just those few select, who say they preach the word of God, but really don't. Instead they offer nothing more than self indulged delusions of grandure.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 12-23-2011, 04:12 PM

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Really Redeemed??? Really? Your mind is like a parachute, it only works when OPEN. That's meaningless??? I see cause a CLOSED parachte is a good thing, kinda like your mind.
Again, I am not picking on Christians as a WHOLE, just those few select, who say they preach the word of God, but really don't. Instead they offer nothing more than self indulged delusions of grandure.
That doesn't answer what parachutes have to do with minds. If that's what passes for logic in your world...

It's a smokescreen for a meaningless assertion about minds being open vs closed (whatever that's actually supposed to mean) and implying that you have access to a better mental state than ours and are therefore right in your baseless assertions.

Meanwhile we have evidence and God's backing for our moral standpoints. Again, find where we are wrong in the Bible. We're stating confidently that God tells us to do x,y and z in the Bible and precisely where He does it. You're just ranting on that you don't like what we say based on how it makes you feel and therefore we are wrong.

Welcome to the world of being very much mistaken about what the point is.



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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 12-23-2011, 04:28 PM

http://www.skeptictank.org/clrabuse.htm

Look you choose to live a life controled by the bible, fine, your choice.
Like I have said, I believe in God, Jesus, but don't HIDE behind a book afraid of what's REAL. You people make it seem like you're all better than the rest of the world. Your way or the highway. THATS A CLOSED MIND.
Right or wrong, there are different cultures, religions, beliefs, what makes YOURS better than everone elses. I thought, and PLEASE correct me if I"m wrong, but didn't God/Jesus accect EVERYBODY???

John 1:12
“But as many as received Him, to them He gave the right to become children of God, even to those who believe in His name.”

Romans 15:7 “Therefore, accept one another, just as Christ also accepted us to the glory of God.”

Samuel 16:7 "All that the Father gives me will come to me, and whoever comes to me I will never cast out."
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 12-23-2011, 04:32 PM

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http://www.skeptictank.org/clrabuse.htm

Look you choose to live a life controled by the bible, fine, your choice.
Like I have said, I believe in God, Jesus, but don't HIDE behind a book afraid of what's REAL. You people make it seem like you're all better than the rest of the world. Your way or the highway. THATS A CLOSED MIND.
Right or wrong, there are different cultures, religions, beliefs, what makes YOURS better than everone elses. I thought, and PLEASE correct me if I"m wrong, but didn't God/Jesus accect EVERYBODY???

John 1:12
“But as many as received Him, to them He gave the right to become children of God, even to those who believe in His name.”

Romans 15:7 “Therefore, accept one another, just as Christ also accepted us to the glory of God.”

Samuel 16:7 "All that the Father gives me will come to me, and whoever comes to me I will never cast out."
Are we forcing you to be here posting your nonsense?

Jesus most emphatically did not accept everybody!

Matthew 13

36Then Jesus sent the multitude away, and went into the house: and his disciples came unto him, saying, Declare unto us the parable of the tares of the field. 37He answered and said unto them, He that soweth the good seed is the Son of man; 38The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one; 39The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels. 40As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world. 41The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; 42And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. 43Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.



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I thought, and PLEASE correct me if I"m wrong, but didn't God/Jesus accect EVERYBODY???

John 1:12
“But as many as received Him, to them He gave the right to become children of God, even to those who believe in His name.”

Romans 15:7 “Therefore, accept one another, just as Christ also accepted us to the glory of God.”

Samuel 16:7 "All that the Father gives me will come to me, and whoever comes to me I will never cast out."
This is what happens when unsaved trash try to understand the Word of God without the Holy Spirit guiding their discernment. None of these verses say that God accepts "everybody."

In John 1:12, it is clearly stated that the children of God are those that receive Him and who believe in His name. Clearly, "everybody" does not fall into this category.

In Romans 15:7, Paul was writing to other Christians, not "everybody." We are to love and accept our neighbors, i.e., other Christians. I recommend Pastor Sampson's excellent sermon on the matter: Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love? Nowhere in the Holy Bible does it say that we are to mix with unsaved trash. To the contrary, we are to live isolated from them and have nothing to do with them (I Corinthians 5:11, I Corinthians 10:20, II Corinthians 6:14-17, Ephesians 5:11, II Thessalonians 3:6, I John 2:15, II John 1:9-11, James 4:4).

The third verse you incorrectly cited as being from "Samuel" is actually found in John 6:37. Again, this verse is talking about those who accept Christ as their personal LORD and Savior ("him that cometh to Me"), not "everybody."


II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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