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Default Limbaugh: Volcanic ash cloud is God’s punishment for health care - 04-18-2010, 12:57 PM

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Yesterday, hate radio host Rush Limbaugh talked about the volcanic eruption that’s affecting air travel over much of Europe, saying it was “God speaking” in response to the passage of health care:
You know, a couple of days after the health care bill had been signed into law Obama ran around all over the country saying, “Hey, you know, I’m looking around. The earth hadn’t opened up. There’s no Armageddon out there. The birds are still chirping.” I think the earth has opened up. God may have replied. This volcano in Iceland has grounded more airplanes — airspace has more affected — than even after 9/11 because of this plume, because of this ash cloud over Northern and Western Europe. At the Paris airport they’re telling people to head to the train station to catch trains out of France, and when people get to the train station they’re telling people, “There aren’t any seats until at least April 22nd,” basically a week from now. It’s got everybody in a shutdown.Earth has opened up. I don’t know whether it’s a rebirth or Armageddon. Hopefully it’s a rebirth, God speaking.
http://thinkprogress.org/2010/04/17/limbaugh-volcano/

Thank you, JESUS for punishing Europe and not the US!



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Default Re: Limbaugh: Volcanic ash cloud is God’s punishment for health c - 04-18-2010, 01:27 PM

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Thank you, JESUS for punishing Europe and not the US!

You got it right, Sister. Just think about those countries. Socialist and secular. God hit a bull's eye.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Limbaugh: Volcanic ash cloud is God’s punishment for health c - 04-18-2010, 01:40 PM

Jesus spared us this wrath for one reason: Good righteous Christians such as those true followers of Christ on this website!! God knows his own and knows that many of us are working hard to bring America back to it's true God oriented and Jesus centered way of living!!

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Default Re: Limbaugh: Volcanic ash cloud is God’s punishment for health c - 04-18-2010, 05:15 PM

I think Mr. Limbaugh is right on the money, as usual. Has anyone seen the latest satelite image of this volcano?



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Default Re: Limbaugh: Volcanic ash cloud is God’s punishment for health c - 04-18-2010, 08:51 PM

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I think Mr. Limbaugh is right on the money, as usual. Has anyone seen the latest satelite image of this volcano?



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Default Re: Limbaugh: Volcanic ash cloud is God’s punishment for health c - 04-18-2010, 09:07 PM

I don't like to toot my own horn, but it might give you all some True Christian™ pride to know that Rush got those lines directly from yours truly.

Pastor Deacon Fred and I had a prayer luncheon with Brother Limbaugh over at Ruth's Christ Steak House a few days ago, and I shared with him the good work we've been doing on the Iceland issue. He made some notes on a napkin, and the next thing you know, he's using it in his show.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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