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Default Re: CELEBRATION! The divorce of my Fifth Wife went thru! Scotch time! - 02-23-2012, 08:43 PM

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Who goes to vegas and dances with prostitutes, right God only knows what else he did with them. -__-
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He goes to Los Vegas to witness to lost girls to save them from damnation. If they want him to dance while he does it, so be it. There is nothing wrong with ministering to trampy cheep sluts, Jesus loves them too.



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Default Re: CELEBRATION! The divorce of my Fifth Wife went thru! Scotch time! - 02-23-2012, 08:53 PM

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He goes to Los Vegas to witness to lost girls to save them from damnation. If they want him to dance while he does it, so be it. There is nothing wrong with ministering to trampy cheep sluts, Jesus loves them too.
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I hope this is a troll site i really do.
I hope your deeply-held beliefs are just a troll, I really do.

It would please me if it came out you really did believe in JESUS CHRIST, but I suppose there is no reason to hope.



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I hope this is a troll site i really do.
My friend,

Instead you should be asking yourself "Thinking, how does it work? Is that why I am such a utter, clueless idiot and worse why I am I smug about being an idiot?"

Jesus Christ HIMSELF ministered to tramps, in one famous case to save a tramp from having her brains dashed out by a mob outraged are her wantonness. Does "He who is without sin cast the first stone" in John 7:53-8:11 ring any bells?

Now why are you the damn fool that you refuse to see how Osborn is following Christ's example?



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This really gets to me: you come here uninvited and we are the trolls.

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Default Re: CELEBRATION! The divorce of my Fifth Wife went thru! Scotch time! - 02-24-2012, 01:37 AM

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My friend,

This sort of comment bothers me, personally. I take offense to the notion that we are the so-called "trolls" here, simply because we take Christianity seriously. Ok, so we're not the Joel "God-gives-me-anything-I-ask-for" Osteen church. We aren't the wishy-washy Episcopalian church. Why does that get us labeled as "trolls"?

We take great pains to back up our views with the Bible. And sure, maybe we don't trot out the tried-and-true "John 3:16" references for everything, and maybe we don't focus entirely on the feel-good verses, but isn't that what makes us more legitimate than the Joel Osteens of the world?

We are true, Bible-believing, rapture ready Christians. We love Jesus with all of our hearts, and strive to follow the Bible in its entirety. If you find that absurd, then I would posit that you have a problem with Christianity itself. Is that true?

All this is to demand a modicum of respect from you while you are on our forums. We put in a great deal of work to preach the Gospel to the lost, and we ask only that you keep an open mind and receive the Bible the way God intended, and not the saccharine-sweetened version that Joel Osteen et al. spew every week. This may come as a shock to you, as there may be parts of the Bible that you aren't familiar with, so please try to keep a supple mind. We are here to educate you, and to help you along the path to know Jesus, not the cartoon character peddled by so many feel-good "christians" (note the small 'c').


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Default Re: CELEBRATION! The divorce of my Fifth Wife went thru! Scotch time! - 02-24-2012, 05:00 AM

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Suppose to work you mean? Im just saying I dont think you can only blame it on the wife...
If they did not follow the LORD'S commands, they are to blame:

For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands:
Even as Sara obeyed Abraham, calling him lord: whose daughters ye are, as long as ye do well, and are not afraid with any amazement.
1 Peter 3:5-6


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: CELEBRATION! The divorce of my Fifth Wife went thru! Scotch time! - 02-24-2012, 06:02 AM

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My friend,

This sort of comment bothers me, personally. I take offense to the notion that we are the so-called "trolls" here, simply because we take Christianity seriously. Ok, so we're not the Joel "God-gives-me-anything-I-ask-for" Osteen church. We aren't the wishy-washy Episcopalian church. Why does that get us labeled as "trolls"?

We take great pains to back up our views with the Bible. And sure, maybe we don't trot out the tried-and-true "John 3:16" references for everything, and maybe we don't focus entirely on the feel-good verses, but isn't that what makes us more legitimate than the Joel Osteens of the world?

We are true, Bible-believing, rapture ready Christians. We love Jesus with all of our hearts, and strive to follow the Bible in its entirety. If you find that absurd, then I would posit that you have a problem with Christianity itself. Is that true?

All this is to demand a modicum of respect from you while you are on our forums. We put in a great deal of work to preach the Gospel to the lost, and we ask only that you keep an open mind and receive the Bible the way God intended, and not the saccharine-sweetened version that Joel Osteen et al. spew every week. This may come as a shock to you, as there may be parts of the Bible that you aren't familiar with, so please try to keep a supple mind. We are here to educate you, and to help you along the path to know Jesus, not the cartoon character peddled by so many feel-good "christians" (note the small 'c').
I see noting wrong with the Bible(KJV) but in all honestly i dont think Jesus grind-ed on hookers back in the day. Asking a question in any means is no disrespect.
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I see noting wrong with the Bible(KJV) but in all honestly i dont think Jesus grind-ed on hookers back in the day. Asking a question in any means is no disrespect.
How do you know what Jesus did or did not do? The Bible doesn't recount every single of His majestic deeds. If you would read the Bible instead of trying to find fault with it, you'd KNOW that.

(John 21:25) "And there are also many other things which Jesus did, the which, if they should be written every one, I suppose that even the world itself could not contain the books that should be written. Amen."

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